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sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

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Me, leaving my friend’s apartment with his load tightly clenched in my ass to go get a DNA test done to see if his questionable girlfriend really is pregnant with his child:

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had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”

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you’re sitting across from me in a shitty diner in anywhere, america, and i watch you pour too much creamer in your coffee and i think “i love you.” you look up, catching me staring, and for a moment i think i’m brave enough to say it, but i take too long and the moment passes. i take the balled up straw wraper and flick it at you, pretending that was my plan all along. you laugh. i never want to go another day without hearing that laugh. i think i will have all the time in the world to say it.

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i have made like 57 reddit throwaway accounts in my life because my only use for reddit is to login once a year to pose niche questions to a sub i assume is compromised of mostly autistic dads desperate to impart their knowledge upon anyone who will listen. when i got my first fisheries job the equipment list my boss sent me just said “knife.” i emailed back asking what kind of knife and he replied “any knife.” i got on reddit and went to some sub about fish and i said “i got a hatchery job in alaska. what knife do i need for multipurpose use. a knife that does it all.” one guy responded in ten minutes breaking down everything about knives & salmon work. gave me a better idea of my job than the interview did. then he recommended a single knife and like twenty other people replied after him “this is the correct knife. no notes.”

bought it. pretty good knife, no notes.

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uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!

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These characters have a lot of issues...

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Since April of 2024. Does anyone else relate? 🙃

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Did a little fan art of a popular post on blue sky.

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Endless night - Dead Boy Detectives

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Tongue & Tail Butcher Shop - Part 2

📍322 Cambie Street, Vancouver

Frame Edit Courtesy of: @crystalpalacesasaki

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please someone tell me what I wanted to express with that one, I can't put it into words

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Day 1: intimate

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this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye