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Untitled Botanical Doodle. Watercolor and ink. The vast majority of my art comes from a call and response concept, however I've been having a play around and enjoying slow art. On the phone, watching TV and letting my hands wander around the page. This is the result of some winding down watching David Attenborough docs insured by monsters leaves and ferns mostly! 💚🌱🌿 Orientation is buyers choice 😂 . Prints available from 6th Feb (click the notification!) online or get yours first from @queerfestnorwich 🌈 . . #art #artist #pinch #pinchpaints #watercolour #plant #plants #doodle #sketch #watercolor #leaf #leaves #monstera #fern #botanical #botanicalart #nature #naturelover #artistherapy #artistsoninstagram #paint #painting #watercolorpainting #watercolourpainting #queerartist #slowart https://www.instagram.com/p/CoFn5tVjt-a/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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The driving scene being in the same pov as the game

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Beyond The Wall - Mixed media on canvas, Jan 2023.

Completely obsessed with the game, now with the show too. The details in every scene are so so beautiful and hopefully I'll be able to put my stamp on a few more iconic scenes along the way.

Find me outside of tumblr with the handle @pinchpaints on basically everything else

@naughty-dog

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that new animal crossing character named sasha that uses he/him pronouns i say congrats on the gender

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Does anyone else see the Shih Tzu?

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Brb — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/30QeP1m

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If domestic housewives exist, that implies there are feral housewives

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WHAT IS UP GIRL YOU LOOK FORBODING AND MALICIOUS

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I wish I saw this before shaving half my head

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what do you call a spider

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today i saw a cat who immediately and casually hissed at me on sight but after i said “that’s rude” he meowed politely

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Fish have no idea fire exists.

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Instagram: @animalwoonz

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“Every atom of uranium is like a bullet, penetrating everything in its path. Metal. Concrete. Flesh. Now Chernobyl holds over three trillion of these bullets. Some of them will not stop firing for 50,000 years.”

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unexpected eye exam finding

60y/o man presents for adult well-visit. Me: All right, cover your right eye for me. Can you read the bottom row of letters? Patient: [reads them perfectly] Me: Awesome! Now cover the other eye, and let’s do the same thing. Patient: [covers other eye] I can’t see anything. Me: How about the top row? Patient: Nope. Me: Even the big E? Patient: What E?

Me: [worried but hiding it] All right. Let’s try something else then. [holds up index finger] Cover your right eye and follow my finger with your left eye. Patient: [follows instructions perfectly] Me: Excellent. Now let’s try the other one. Patient: [right eye does not move]

Me: [worrying even more but still trying to hide it] Okay. [picks up ophthalmoscope] I’m going to check your left eye first, okay? Patient: Okay. Me: [performs fundoscopic exam on left eye] All right. Everything looks good here! Let’s try the other one. Patient: Okay. Me: [attempts fundoscopic exam, but light bounces back at me] 

Me: I- [working hard to conceal panic] Your right eye is interesting. Patient: Yeah, it’s a glass eye. Me: …what? Patient: [clearly trying not to laugh] It’s a glass eye. Me: Were you planning on telling me at some point? Patient: [bursts into fit of giggles] I wanted to see you freak out first!

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dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?

me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss

me: *takes sip*

me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started

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marie kondo wants you to live your best goblin life she just asks you keep the hoard tidy