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My sarcastic notes from The Untamed Special Edition Ep. 9 'The Sunshot Campaign'
- Ah yes I two randomly attack my beloveded with a sword, WHEN HE ONLY HAS A FLUTE.
- What are you really thankfully for WWX.
- A promise you'll keep all of 2 minutes
- Fun late night rooftop chats. (Does this count as a date?)
-The costumes of the extras really aren't great.
-Well there is the reason you learnt to ride a horse to flirt (Does this also count as a date, or just travelling?)
- The one woman must be in the only carriage. (Though she does deserve it. Emotional carrying everyone)
- A battle with NO blood. And instead of the flexible swords that you usually see, you get terribly balanced ones.
-I got my answer for the above point, can't jump on them otherwise if they aren't terribly balanced (otherwise you could just stand on them right peacock?)
-The yin iron keeps changing how it works.
-He was on the others side just a minute ago, okay well more like 2 episodes ago. (In relation to JGY)
-Oh he's got one each colour.
-Oh the kids are dead (Why were there kids on the battlefield?)
-He got a point.
-MAP! (Map song from Dora the Explorer)
-This war is way less brutal than the book.
-He can withstand the glowing Yin Iron blast (NMJ).
-It is him (In response to NMJ about JGY)
-Cool twirl
-Go Twin Jades of Lan.
-He can still fight (NMJ).
-I now know don't question the kids on the battlefield field. They let some guy with a flute on. Next it will JYL.
-Saving the damsel in distress cause he brought a flute to a sword fight.
-Now it's fireballs? That explodes people into ashes?
-Stop pretending to follow your promise WWX. You are currently a liability.
-I suppose being basically defenceless on a battlefield is another date?
-Toot toot demon flute time (finally).
- Now it's black smoke?
-He isn't actually playing the flute his fingers aren't moving in time.
-This promise lasted longer than expected (most of the episode or one in a half battles). You shouldn't look that disappointed in him LWJ. He only has his flute with him what did you expect?
-So he's a glitch? (WRH)
-IT. IS. I.
-Or a jedi? (WRH)
-And we all fall down.
-He looks half dead. Good you caught him.
-Oh it's him again. I think this is his triple cross.
-Wow the Sunshot Campaign lasted a whole hour. And was like two on-screen battles.
-Give me my sword.
-Always the peacekeeper (LXC).
-He PLOTTED. (NMJ will remember that. LXC will not.)
-The music is good though.
-Okay so this when their relationship is "bad" and yet they have late night chats, ride together, LWJ protected WWX. WWX kept his promise for most of the Sunshot Campaign. And LWJ is the 2nd person he asks about when he wakes up. And LWJ plays music for him. Yet they keep fighting (I think they're confused).
-She can tell that you like eachother even though you can't.
-Wang Yibo is a really good actor, just the right amount of expression and doesn't have dialogue to back him up.
-Relaxation music WWX is now familiar with it. (Remember that for later.) Also another date.
-He is back (JGY).
-Now there's blood, none during the battles but loads after. (I'm angry)
-And now they are fighting again. I don't think this is a date.
TLDR: two battles and a few dates and 1 episode and then the Sunshot Campaign is over. Sunshot more like Sunshort.
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