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watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy

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MY FANCAST FOR RED WHITE AND ROYAL BLUE :

• Alex Claremont-Diaz || Michael Cimino

• Prince Henry of Wales || Hugh Laughton Scott

• June Claremont-Diaz || Camilla Mendes

• Pez Okonjo || John Boyega

(i've said before and i said it again, Camilla Mendes is perfect to play June)

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ROUND FOUR:

GRIAN (6)

nominated from Last Life, Hermitcraft, Poultry Man, Ariana Griande, MCC, EVO, Fanon!Watcher, Among Us, YHS, 100 Hours Hardcore, Mother Spore, Build with Grian (NPC Grian)

vs

QUACKITY (22)

nominated from DSMP, Karmaland, Minecraft Extremo, TFTSMP

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no one's gonna get this but. here.

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P.o.V

You just want to clean your office but you suddenly see way more worse than a trash or dirt😤

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hey king, what're all the stick notes and photographs on your walls for? mind giving us a closer look?

Thank you for the question, chiseled-bookshelf!

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Caller chiseled-bookshelf:

hey king, what're all the stick notes and photographs on your walls for? mind giving us a closer look?

Wilbur Soot:

most of the stickynotes are just reminders to myself. I've got a lot of cat pictures up, too.

I have some posters from work-- old travel promotional posters for Utah. the rest of the polaroids are just some moments I thought looked nice.

I think about taking them down a lot, but I think having a blank wall would be worse.

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whats your morning routine like going to work king

Thank you for the question!

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Anonymous Caller:

whats your morning routine like going to work king

Wilbur Soot:

My wake-up time is pretty inconsistent. It depends on my shift, or if I have the day off. Usually it's somewhere between 6-7am, or 3-4pm.

I make sure my window is still closed and locked. It always is

I always make sure to brush my teeth and wash my face. cavities are awful

I try to take a bath at least three times a week, usually on days off or after my shift.

[editorial note: we did NOT film wilbur soot in the bath, this is an artists rendition done at 5 in the morning so please. please]

I wake up with bad headaches, so I usually take some ibuprofen in the mornings, too.

Then I usually go outside for a smoke break and some coffee, and maybe [eat] some leftovers if I have any.

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Also, he stinks

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*vibrates*

EVERYONE WIGGLE

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C!Quackity stole one of Wilbur’s hoodies in pogtopia because he warm and it was cold and he still has it. He never wears it just leaves it under his bed and tries not to look at it. It still smells like Wilbur not that Quackity would know or anything.

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sugar daddy dream confirmed??????

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I bring you just cutesy tntduo for the soul

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"George, why'd you leave me, huh? Huh? Was it for- was it for your friend?"

"YIKES!!!"

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Wilbur and Quackity AU where they are roommates who HATE each other, they complain about each other to their friends, but yet at their doorstep one day, there is a little baby.

All there is a note is saying “this baby is yours” and they both freak tf out cause they are college students who are stupid, and they decided “wow we have a kid now” and suddenly become amazing co-parents to a little boy

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this is gonna be a GREAT stream I can already tell

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Quackity tweeted on his private!

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ok everyone little challenge before it starts, reblog with what tntduo pictures that you think will be on the starting soon screen

it's on quackity's stream this time so there's bound to be some interesting ones on there