ATX born n raised n rooted • in love and engaged to a lovely genderfucky dyke cryptid robot furry god fae thing • Current main: Siruss(he/it/any) • a bunch of fuckers in a 28 year old tranny meat suit trying to get by. fuckin nuts. probably high. fueled by spite, music, sadomasochism and curiosity. we use this like a journal, it's the internet, don't be so serious • disabled. sooo mentally ill. seasoned substance abuser. • pfp: left is us, right is our heart n soul
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ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you
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Me: Wow I had so many panic attacks last night and I don't feel rested at all. In fact I feel as though nothing good will ever happen to me again. Floating Purple Seahorse That Appears To Me When I Haven't Slept In Multiple Days: you didn't take your meds yesterday because your phone was dead when your alarm would have gone off Me: Oh shit you're right. Thank you, Floating Purple Seahorse. FPSTATMWIHSIMD: also everyone you care about will die someday Me: Could have done without that reminder FPSTATMWIHSIMD: you don't own me
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⚠️this is financial advice⚠️:
never buy anything
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I actually think it's so funny that the way a hormonal IUD works is that it just lies to your uterus and fools it into believing it's pregnant. but instead of a fetus there's just a little plastic doodad in there. I'm pregnant and it's The Contraption.
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Horny about it ngl
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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)
LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)
LOVE (nothing wrong with me)
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im having feelings about the uffington white horse again
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hey babe wanna watch me reblog the same images for 15 years
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poster for your poster needs (grossly oversimplified but i'm going for broad strokes not intensive academic rigor)
free to use, repost & reproduce, no credit necessary
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Vel-ace-ceraptor in sticker format
If you like the silly stuff I do, please consider supporting me, like and a repost would also help a lot
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