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y'know i genuinely think the reason that sherlock and co. doesn't make me feel queerbaited like bbc sherlock did is because in bbc sherlock john and sherlock are always like eight feet away from each other like they're a regency couple who can't come any closer to each other lest they collapse into each other's arms and ruin their reputations and then literally three episodes into sherlock and co. john's giving sherlock a hug that you can just hear is tight and warm and longer than 2 seconds anD SOMEHOW IT'S LESS GAY

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relapsed on bbc's sherlock. unfortunately, it's even gayer than i remember. johnlock comes for us all in the end.

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reblog if you are fine with people infodumping in your ask box because you like new info and warching ppl adorably nerd out

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friendly reminder that cuddling can be romantic and it can be sexual but is can also me neither and that's ok

If you disagree with me then you are not allowed to cuddle with your pets anymore you monster

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BAKER STREET TRIO!!!!!

changed up how i draw them!! again!!! more closely aligned w the fanon designs this time :]

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why have i just watched ianto and jack have a cute little slow dance in the very same room sherlock told john “it’s always you you keep me right” and then leave early?

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Reblog to give your followers each their own sword.

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I love being gay and drawing parallels in literature x

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this sucks so bad i need to (remembers suicide jokes only make my mental health worse) fake my own death in a showdown against my mortal enemy in the alps

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Yesssssss

Someone make an openly queer Sherlock adaption please like it’s one of the oldest fandoms how has it taken so long

No the irregulars doesn’t count cause he’s literally dead I need happy gay people

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”I must give back.”

“Give back what? What have you taken?”

“The piss, apparently. I have taken the piss, according to recent correspondents.”

LMFAOOOOOOOO

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Literally any version of Sherlock Holmes:

Holmes: I’m romantically involved with a woman

Watson: LMAOO 💀💀

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I’M BACK!!!!! Sorry I disappeared for a few weeks 😭 Anyways, I’m rlly into Sherlock rn so I desperately need Sherlock mutals. (Also apparently the fandom weird asf in 2010-2014 I have no clue what happened uh I was not there for that and do not wanna be mutals w those types of ppl!!!!)

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now that we have really good autism representation thanks to sherlock and co, im gonna start headcanoning that sherlock has the same sensory needs as me and none of you can stop me

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Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

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Sherlock: A week ago, I had a nosebleed so bad I was covered in blood

Sherlock: So, I went to wake Watson up. He opened his eyes to see a bloodsoaked man leaning over him in the dark saying "please help". I can still hear him screaming

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imagine youre just living your life doing your job as an autistic person and your new podcaster roommate starts following you around while you work and recording you and then he makes a whole podcast about you and you listen to it and hes called you the most bizzare person HE has ever met