noah-fens
noah-fens
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full of shit 🐝
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noah-fens · 7 hours ago
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hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".
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I had to go and delete it myself this morning.
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noah-fens · 7 hours ago
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noah-fens · 1 day ago
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noah-fens · 1 day ago
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sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully
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noah-fens · 1 day ago
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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that
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noah-fens · 1 day ago
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We’re back baby! 🐝
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noah-fens · 1 day ago
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little guy
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noah-fens · 2 days ago
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noah-fens · 4 days ago
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why is back sleeping so difficult and uncomfortable when it's supposedly the only way to sleep that doesn't slowly implode all of your bones. the human body seeks its own ruin with the fervor of a cordyceps ant
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noah-fens · 4 days ago
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"never kill yourself" ❌ passive, inhibitory, restrictive
"let's all kill ourselves" ✅ active, communal, actionable
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noah-fens · 4 days ago
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Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in
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noah-fens · 4 days ago
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I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it
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noah-fens · 4 days ago
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can we please for the love of god waste our short and meaningless lives together
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noah-fens · 4 days ago
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hey man. i didn't see you at the ambient red lighting and horse store. you ok man?
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noah-fens · 4 days ago
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chillin at the ambient red lighting and horse store.
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noah-fens · 5 days ago
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thank your local trans girl for being alive right now
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noah-fens · 5 days ago
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that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world
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