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Where can I buy a bed that's 5 Fat Controllers long and can support the weight of a tank engine and a freakishly-large Italian plumber? Not that I want them as bedfellows, it just seems like a nice place where I could sleep for a thousand years to put the memory of editing this behind me.

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“tumblr ceo sucks too” oh mood my bad I honestly forget we even have a ceo I kind of just view this website as a self governed purgatory that runs on sulfur and spite alone

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Roland Petersen — Double Rainbow Spring (Series "Rain") [acrylic on canvas, 1975]

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Karin Mamma Andersson (1962 - )  Dead End, 2010

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the thing about bro/guy/dude is also that, in the specific case of "arguing with a trans girl", even if it wasn't coy misgendering (it is) it's also a very overly friendly way to refer to someone whose first introduction to you is a disagreement? like come on people.

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When a ballpoint or gel pen doesn't work but visibly still contains ink, I take it apart until it's just the ink chamber with the tip in it, then I put the open end of the chamber to my mouth and blow/create as much pressure as I can, while scribbling with the tip. Often convinces it to start working again. If the tip itself is faulty and you have another dead pen of the same type, it's worth swapping them out (given it won't fuck up the colour).

Testing dozens of pens to clear out the dead ones always feels so good.

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Testing dozens of pens to clear out the dead ones always feels so good.

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"In an ordinary drop of water there are six sextillion atoms."

Atomic Energy, How? 1950s.

Science History Institute

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I'll play this for my bf when he gets to unwrap his valentines gift

(Sick af bumper sticker ordered from @swankyangles' Brown Observable Phenomena)

I had to hear what all of his Sounds in this episode sound like when they're strung together without pause like a video game dialogue showcase and... I wasn't disappointed

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STAR TREK: VOYAGER (1995–2001)

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"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

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hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

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Me: this is some of what people call ‘that Zaza’

My imaginary British friend: I’m proper tallywacked off of this cannabinoid

Me: yessirrrr

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face makeup is evil. i don’t care. like eyeshadow can be a fun and creative thing and it’s not like anybody is going to think you genuinely have purple eyelids but face makeup that’s made to look “natural” just ends up making you think your normal skin is something to be covered up and distorts your perception of your face. the whole “it makes ppl more confident!” thing is a lie because it’s not that the makeup itself is making you feel confident it’s that it creates an association with confidence and the results of that is you end up hating your face which is the opposite of building your self-confidence.

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