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homies: yeah the shrek musical just fundamentally shouldn’t exist it inherently goes against the themes of the original film and ultimately is an entirely unnecessary cash grab

homes five minutes later: OF COURSE I’D BE A HERO (I BELIEEEVE THE STORYBOOKS), AND I WOULD SCALE A TOWER (I READ) TO SAVE A HOT HOUSEFLOWER (BY CANDLELIIIIIIIIGHT) AND CARRY HER AWAYYYYYY ❗️❗️

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when there’s an old photograph, AND the guy in it is really old, it’s like, wow, that guy is super old

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This is for @fallowtail

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wow look at the close bond between these two nice kids surely nothing horrifically devastating will happen to one of them while the other can only watch

watching newsies live again i hope the price of the papers stays the same throughout the entire show

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watching newsies live again i hope the price of the papers stays the same throughout the entire show

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forgive them they don’t understand the spongebob musical like i do (2018 tony awards)

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Is ao3 trying to collect my data now or am I tweaking why do I have to check the evil box

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I will never be over the quiet, shy nod that ‘92sies Crutchy gives after Jack asks him if they hurt him at the Refuge, btw. The jovial and silly attitude he maintains throughout the entire scene instantly broken by that look downward, the hesitation, the silent mouthed ‘yeah,’ like he can barely muster himself to admit what’s really happening to him. I’m ruined.

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noah fence but he misses Jack so bad

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Jack Kelly and Crutchie Morris are brothers bc they both have the same brand of chronic self-hatred but they deal with it in drastically and diametrically opposed ways. Crutchie immediately funnels it into “If I show absolutely no imperfections or vulnerability ever and always be exactly who I think everybody wants me to be, they’ll never have to know how Bad I really am” whereas Jack defaults to “If I just isolate myself, run from everybody, and push away anyone that tries to get close enough to see the real me, they’ll never have to know how Bad I really am.”

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"it's a girl harmonizing with her fan" erm actually it's crutchie in the refuge, crying himself to sleep, shakily humming the old lullaby he forgot the words to, but will never forget the melody of. the old lullaby his brothers sang to him growing up, the same old lullaby that's still his only source of comfort.

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love petscop lore we don’t really have a plot we just kind of have glorified fanfiction that might have like a tiny bit of canon backing and that’s okay

sometimes i get hit with the petscop beam where i go like months being normal and functional and then i remember it exists and become so not normal so quickly. daniel “rainer” hammond MY mysterious cryptid blorbo. carrie/paul mark MY tragic ‘went through The Horrors’ blorbo(s?).

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sometimes i get hit with the petscop beam where i go like months being normal and functional and then i remember it exists and become so not normal so quickly. daniel “rainer” hammond MY mysterious cryptid blorbo. carrie/paul mark MY tragic ‘went through The Horrors’ blorbo(s?).

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Stage makeup is so funny because nobody on campus knows that I’m pretending to be an injured and downtrodden 150-year-old newsboy fresh out of a highly choreographed police battle; they all definitely just think i’m being hazed by student theatre

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jack kelly is a dog because if he doesnt have something to chase, he will bite instead. davey jacobs is a dog because he never got the chance to bite before it was trained out of him.

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how it feels to be online these days