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“I remember, growing up, at night, and my dad would sit in the kitchen with all the lights out and he waited for me to come in, and he’d sit there and drink, and I’d stand in the driveway and I’d look into his screen door, and I could see the light of a cigarette, and then I’d rush up on the porch and try to get by him, but he’d always call me back. And it was like he was always… Always angry. Always mad. He’d be sitting there thinking about everything that he was never gonna have, until… Until he’d get me thinking like that too. And I’d lay up in my bed, at night, and be staring at the ceiling, and I’d feel like if something didn’t happen, if something didn’t happen soon, it felt like I was just gonna… Like some day, like I was just gonna…”

— Bruce Springsteen, intro monologue to “I’m on Fire”

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Why do all these characters have nicknames and why can i never clock them. I’ve spent the whole time in the yellowjackets fandom slowly figuring out everyone’s given names from their nicknames and it’s psyching me out. It took me so long to figure out that lottie’s given name was charlotte and every time i remember that van’s given name is vanessa i have a miniature heart attack. Mari’s full name is probably maria. Fuck. Gen’s full name is probably genevieve. Shit. Jackie might be short for jacqueline. Crying rn. The fifth season is gonna come out or smth and tell me misty’s real name is mysterious quigley and i’ll have no choice but to keel over and die

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the real twist of yellowjackets is that misty has some how come out looking like the sane one

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Making Shauna a genuinely abusive girlfriend to Melissa is a bold choice and not one I was confident the show would commit to. It's very very obvious that she has a whole series of scripts and delusions and persecution complexes and revenge fantasies about Jackie treating her this way/her treating Jackie this way.

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Actually sobbing thinking about how their younger selves are supposed to comfort them in their plane death scenes but Nat hated herself so much that her younger self could only critique and hate on her, so Javi (the person she feels she failed the most) showed up to comfort her instead 😭😭

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where is misha collins

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Thinking about how Lottie already doesn’t want to go back and fears what’s going to happen to her and that the other girls are somehow going to have to convince her that everything’s going to be okay when she returns. only for her to return and her parents to put her through shock therapy and lock her up in an institution 😭

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Mari and Akilah I promise if I was in that writers’ room I wouldn’t have done you like that

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Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

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BUCKY DOES NOT DIE IN THUNDERBOLTS CONFIRMED WHO CHEERED

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They hate Rachel Zegler for being confident and unserious as a woman tbh. Only male actors are allowed to be flippant and disparaging about their projects - a female actor has to shower any film she's in with praise and admiration lest she come across as an ungrateful untalented bitch 🙄🙄🙄 everybody LOVED robert Pattinson for chatting shit about the twilight saga at all hours. But when Rachel doss it it's suddenly a problem. MISOGYNYYY

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The more people online complain about Rachel Zegler’s skin tone the more I become the new Snow White film’s biggest fan. I don’t even like Disney live action remakes but every time I see a tiktok comment of some middle aged whiny racist going ‘skin as white as snow!!’ I buy another three tickets for the movie. it’s actually the greatest movie ever now. cinematic masterpiece. they should replace the original Snow White movie with it.