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TELL THAT TO THE FUCKING ELEPHANT MAN!!!!!!

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officially given up on human race

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Way too many wars have been started because people disagree on religion. Everyone has the right to believe whatever they want. These people get it.

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me tomorrow in school

teacher: okay class, today is July 7 and-

me: no it's not

teacher: yes it it

me: no it's not, today is July 6

teacher: that was yesterday

me: NO ITS FUCKING JULY 6 2014 OKAY JULY 7 WILL NEVER COME

teacher: will someone explain why she's acting like this

classmate: maybe it's because July 7 2014 is that day Ashton would be-

me: continue that sentence and I will fuCKING BRING YOU TO A TRIBE AND ILL PERSONALLY HUMAN SACRIFICE YOU

classmate:

teacher:

principal:

me: okay so tell me, what day is it today?

teacher: it's uhm July 6

me: okay that's what I though

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kitty?

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I love the irony

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Dads are so funny | www.ifunny.ws

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG !!!

BRAND NEW COOL KAREN NEWS.

Promo for Karen Gillan’s new comedy series, Selfie, coming this fall to ABC!

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My friend’s cat is the next doctor.

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Hey Crime fiction writers. Here’s an oft-cited reference chart to show you what different bullets look like going in and coming out.

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The thing that sucks about mental illness is that if you aren’t depressed enough, suicidal enough, bad enough, nobody cares. Nobody cares until you reach their standard, and that standard is when your problem is bad enough to effect them

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¨No exceptions, Potter.¨

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WE WILL FUCKING DIE IF WE DON’T DRINK WATER YOU MOTHERFUCKING RETARD!!!!!

idk how id survive without water <3