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im literally so scared for ao3 shutting down tomorrow this must be how addicts feel before rehab

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Everytime ao3 is down I'm reminded of two things:

One is that humans have and always will love telling stories, and they will continue to do so even if there is no benefit to telling these stories, but simply because we love creating things

The other is that a concerning amount of people use fanfiction as a form of escapism and we should probably look into that

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Williams: i have made a second driver

Everyone else: you fucked up a perfectly good american is what you did. look at him. He's got anxiety

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Oscar Piastri has got to have some damn good karma. Alpine screwed him over? Well now they’re a shitbox. Carlos Sainz? Lost his job. Otmar? Jobless. DRS? Defunct. In conclusion, he obviously has the favor of the gods and should not be offended.

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Had the thought “Charles lecola” the other day and was like. Yeah I can run with that

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cant believe charles’s monaco curse and oscar’s streak of bad luck cancelled each other out through the power of adoption

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so uh, that F1TV commentary of the GP huh?

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Don’t think about Arthur Leclerc growing up dreaming about racing in Monaco. Don’t think about Arthur Leclerc watching from the sidelines as his brother — the hometown hero — gets pole. Don’t think about Arthur Leclerc having to paste on a smile while listening to everyone joke about it being a Leclerc 1-2 in qualifying. Don’t think about Arthur Leclerc wishing it could be him.

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- adopt oscar

- confuse the monaco curse

- get urself on front row alongside your son

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these orange cats are so 🥺

just tell me what you want

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i've been a landoscar fan since this happened

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oscar wanting to meet leo "if he can pop to mclaren" is so funny because of course oscar can't pop to ferrari - there's a man who wants him dead

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What if I just...

...

IM JUST SAYING-

(Bonus!)

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credits to the owner of the third pic, if someone knows who they are please let me know!

Author of the post shown in the 3rd pic has been found! All credits go to @moefroyogurt, here's their original post.

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This was during a serious interview and he didn't giggle or anything, just kept talking like normal. He actually calls him "Osc", it's not just an inside joke or a silly little thing they do for cameras 🥹

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anyway bearnelli in the Lestappen Ice Cream Shop AU based off @lestappenforever and @thearchercore’s headcanons/fic is RBR Junior Kimi being dragged to Milan by Max ‘for bonding!’ when really he’s just trying to show Charles this cute little Italian kid who’s a red bull driver and “see! you can be a fan now!!” while Kimi is just :)ing his way through the meeting while Charles and all the regulars lamenting how red bull has corrupted this perfect little tifoso

Charles has the bright idea of bringing out Lec Employee Ollie Bearman whom he swears can help “bring Kimi back to the light side” and Kimi just short circuits cause “Omg cute boy” and Charles just sends Ollie to sit with him and talk about Ferrari, the whole store just witnessing Kimi get more and more infatuated and realize that “oh no we created another one Enzo Forgive Us”

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oh where’s the photos of lando looking at oscar like he hung the moon as oscar giggles at one of his stupid jokes