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i just realized this is funny every month of the year actually
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sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism
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spreading my attention across several things at once to make no progress on any of them at maximum efficiency
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What an unsurprising & completely expected turn of events that literally everyone saw coming 😮
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keep trying to have sex with my girlfriend but my warriors instinct causes me to parry her cock every time
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Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money
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Why are you acting like you don't do this type of thing. Like, you literally compared university students in nyc being poor to French royals. I'm a university student in New York, I can very much confirm that very few of us are flush with cash. Literally the girl I like just got evicted. I know someone who has to carry weapons because of how dangerous their neighborhood is. I would be homeless if I came out to my parents. You're using the exact same "entitled millennial" narrative conservatives use to claim student protests or pride demonstrations are a sign or privilege.
no way you're still in my inbox💀💀💀💀
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