(Is the highest virtue)Horny sideblog of @caprice-nisei-enjoyer; likes come from thereI am 30 and post untagged nsfw on this blog. Any pronouns! Enough of a man for your DNI
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teaching my fiancée about fugues by telling her to drop deeper every time the theme reappears
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“what that mouth do” gnaw on bone and chew through ligaments
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If I want two subs to wrestle for my amusement, should I fuck the winner as a reward, or the loser as a punishment?
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Babe your fact-checking would move a stone to lechery
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As it was last year, my only New Years resolution is to fuck nasty. As an added twist, this year I resolve to fuck my boyfriend, who I love! 🥰
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As it was last year, my only New Years resolution is to fuck nasty. As an added twist, this year I resolve to fuck my boyfriend, who I love! 🥰
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reblog to be so niceys to the person you reblogged this from and give it lots of treats and petting and stuff
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reblog to be so niceys to the person you reblogged this from and give it lots of treats and petting and stuff
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The slide projector clicked, and the lecturer at the front of the dark classroom gestured at the picture on the wall. "This," she said, "is a normal, healthy clockwork doll."
The picture displayed a porcelain doll, arms at its side, and that same doll opened up to reveal the clockwork inside. There were a few titters from the audience.
"Oh, come now, you'll be proper witches soon. You can't be giggling at the first sight of clockwork or you'll never get anything done." There was a click as the slide projector advanced, and a low murmur spread through the class at the sight of the new image. Evidently the same doll on the left, but on the right the clockwork had been completely replaced with a green slime. "Physarum Keramimesis, also called the doll mimic. This is the third stage of its life cycle, where it forms a hard pseudo-ceramic shell and moves about in search of a place to release its spores. Some specimens have been shown to be highly intelligent, for a simple slime. They can be taken in and given orders much like a doll, but do not possess true loyalty. Note the slight deviation of the runes here on the upper arms and torso, as well as the slight discoloration of the hair at the roots. This variety is harmless, however..."
The slide projector advanced again, and this time there were gasps of alarm. The left side once again looked identical, but the right side had green slime all around the existing clockwork, jamming it in place. "Phytomexia Plasmokeramikos. A parasitic slime mold that spreads from doll to doll, preventing it from displaying signs of illness. Like Keramimesis, it has enough intelligence to follow orders, but unlike Keramimesis, most of its 'cleaning' activities are actually spreading spores within its environment in the hopes of infecting other nearby dolls. There are still signs, though - note the discoloration at the joints, particularly nearest to the torso." The projector clicked again to show the doll surrounded by a greenish-yellow aura. "And here, through thaumic resonance, the aura can be seen leaking into the doll's standard aura."
Uneasy murmurs spread through the classroom for a moment, only to be interrupted by the lecturer swinging her pointer down on the table. "But! This slime must not be confused with our following slime!"
The projector clicked again. The doll on the left once again appeared identical, and on the right, the same green slime - but this time, instead of attaching itself to the clockwork, it lined the inside of the porcelain like a second shell. "Physarum Parakeramikos, also known as 'The Doll's Helper'. Although this slime has the same appearance as Plasmokeramikos, this slime actually enters into a symbiotic relationship with the doll. It can repair hairline fractures within the doll's porcelain, prevent particles such as Plasmokeramikos spores from entering the doll, and generally improve the doll's lifespan and responsiveness. It is unfortunate that in their early life cycles, Plasmokeramikos and Parakeramikos appear extremely similar. The rest of today's lecture will primarily be on how to distinguish between the parasite and the symbiote. This will be on the mid-term, so please be sure to take notes."
There was assorted grumbling from the room as the audience shuffled around for pencils and notebooks.
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By the way if you interact and you call yourself a "fakeboy" just know I'm waiting until you're alone and then locking you in a room while I pin you down and edge you for hours until you're crying and apologizing. Wanting to get fucked stupid and submit doesn't make you a girl, it makes you a perverted dirty minded guy and you should be proud of that and I am going to make sure you know it.
#first i subject the fakeboy to pleasure beyond imagining#then we sit and discuss the nuances of gender and kink#finally we both learn some new things about ourselves
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can i get your enthusiastic consent to succumb to the power of my amulet
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#forcefem straight cis men
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we all have that friend that reminds us of a wretched and despotic boy-king
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If you can't make your own sex lube, store-bought is fun!
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When my boyfriend wears panties >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
When men wear panties >>>>
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i wish i could keep a hypnotist in a tamagotchi that i put on my carabiner or backpack or something
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