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I can't do small penis humiliation with my angelenby switch because the mere suggestion that any human or angel penis is small causes Her conniptions. "God Is Great," They exult, "And We Are Made In his Image. No Penis Can Be Unlike That Of The Lord, Who Is Hung."

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he was so real for this

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instead of worrying abt whether or not yr scaring the hoes y dont u find some hoes that dont get scared, brave hoes. indomitable hoes

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Game designers have denied me impractically sexy men's armour for too long, so I shall have it in real life instead.

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Violently taken by the fantasy of having my boyfriend tie me up, then struggling to get free. With the promise that if he didn't tie me well enough then I get to pin him down and teach him a lesson

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Fresh out of the shower

(ok to reblog - ftx he/they)

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can I be your boy thing 👉👈 or your girl thing 👉👈 or your play thing 👉👈 and get wrecked a little?

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Assuming you're dating a fat bitch... If she asks you if she's fat... Tell her yes! And say that you love her for it!!!

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Reading minds casually is so incredibly hot. Catching them off guard in an everyday conversation by just mentioning what's on their mind, stopping in their tracks to process. Especially if I just keep going, making them blush, a bit self conscious ~ but it feels so good to be so seen.

Which is why you wouldn't even second guess it if I was to drop a little suggestion in there, like how your mind is starting to blank. I read your mind, so this must also be true, right?

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reblog if gay

gonna see how far this goes without any tags.

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[unethical clinical hypnotist voice] Age Regression can be induced in the subject through the use of specific childhood memories.

*snap* kthanxbai

*snap* All Your Base Are Belong To Us

*snap* rawr means I love you in dinosaur

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I think half clothed sex with a friend in the woods would heal me. We have to fuck like faggots tho

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boys who would look good on their elbows & skinned knees still weakly trying to crawl away from it

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reblog to activate prev's shock collar

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reblog to activate prev's shock collar

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Your boyfriend is forklift certified. My boyfriend is a notary public. We don't have to fight.