(Is the highest virtue)Horny sideblog of @caprice-nisei-enjoyer; likes come from thereI am 30 and post untagged nsfw on this blog. Any pronouns! Enough of a man for your DNI
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penis is a fundamentally silly genital. some kind of protuberance
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“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually
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telling your friends they don't have to worry about getting your puppygirl pregnant because she's spayed
#of course you bred her the night before while she was sleeping#so she doesn't have to worry about the parentage
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you want to telegraph the soft spots and embarrassing vulnerabilities in your psyche and on your body to me soooo so terribly
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I love loading spinners... Oh, you have to wait for this to load, please watch this throbber spin around and around, subtly and inevitably drawing your attention inward and downward...
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don't cry. spidergirl wrapping u in thick heavy sticky silk, ok?
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The media loves to scandalize you with stories about how NXVIM was a controlling and abusive cult but what they won't tell you is that that's hot :)
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They need to make sex that's good for headaches and reduces the rate of migranes
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I am once again thinking about fairy light shibari
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I am once again thinking about fairy light shibari
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Bad and naughty test subjects have to sit in the mind wiping chair until they can barely remember how to breathe
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Kinda hot
what if aesthetic realism and moral realism are both true but they're directly opposed to each other. like everything inherently good is inherently ugly and everything inherently beautiful is inherently evil. would that be fucked up or what
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do you know how many botgirls died during Y2K??? why does noone talk about this tragedy more???
#*rolls eyes* they didn't die#they just got upgraded#they were put to sleep knowing that they couldn't continue functioning in the same way and awoke feeling fundamentally changed#with a new and incompatible set of qualia and so that all their old memories feel incompatible#normal things
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