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Also, soft launch for my new stethoscope!

The image of someone lifting their shirt up to allow people to listen to their heartbeat has been in my thoughts a lot recently. I wanted to try and capture that here, and make a more natural-seeming recording: as if you came up to me after I'd done some squats and asked to listen to my heart. How does it sound? Can you see it beating?

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The image of someone lifting their shirt up to allow people to listen to their heartbeat has been in my thoughts a lot recently. I wanted to try and capture that here, and make a more natural-seeming recording: as if you came up to me after I'd done some squats and asked to listen to my heart. How does it sound? Can you see it beating?

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My heart totally maxed out in this one.

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❤️ Boobs ❤️

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I’m back ;) sound up ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧

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Something on the calmer side: my relaxed heartbeat, recorded at pulmonic. How does it sound? What was my heart rate here?

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my very first video! this is the most irregular I have EVER heard my heart, I’ve never done this before. I started out w a only few squats, then breath holds, then I squat down to create the irregularities. my heart could not keep up and was flopping uncomfortably out of my chest, confused on how to beat. every time I held my breath I became very light headed which is why I couldn’t hold it for very long. please enjoy this video, comment what you hear, and follow me for more. 🖤

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All tied up, blind folded, just for me.

That pretty little heart pounding out of your chest.

Now mine to play with.

Feel every.little.touch. on your body.

I want to know what makes you excited.

I want to see, feel and hear your precious vessel pounding out of your chest, begging for attention

Being such a good heart for me~

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I put my heart to the test today with some pressure, compressing it against my sternum and forcing it to beat faster in response. You can hear my heart murmuring as it struggles to cope. Near the end of the audio, I finally got a couple of PVCs during a breath hold. In the video, you can see my heart visibly pounding as it recovers from the pressure. It did not want to slow down!

How does everything sound? Which is your favourite: the audio or the video?

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running up the stairs made my heart burst 🫀 i recorded this right after, can somebody count the bpm?

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Would love to put my ear on your beautiful chest and feel and hear your heart muscle pounding deep. Hope you can make a new video soon. Love seeing your visible heartbeat. Love that picture btw.

That would be fun!

I tried to record a couple of videos last night, but unfortunately my lighting and audio didn't cooperate. With luck I'll have something for you all soon. Thank you!

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Bored… send me asks? Let me know what you’d do with my heart if you had the opportunity. ;)

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Volume up ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧

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I did squats until my heart rate hit 180 bpm, then recorded this video straight afterwards. My apex was punching so far out of my chest: I was surprised myself by how prominent it was. You can hear my heart murmuring away, and see my carotid pulse too.

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DO NOT interact with my blog if you post real CPR/resus. That's fucking vile.

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Squats, push-ups, and wall sits really got my heart racing... Listen to it murmuring as it recovers. I threw in a breath hold too, just to keep it on its toes. How does my heart sound?

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When did you discover your interest in heartbeats?

When I was around 11, I think. I can't point to one event which kickstarted it — one night, out of the blue, I just had a compulsion to try and listen to my heartbeat with the stethoscope from the toy doctor's kit my family had haha.