Over 18 (but under 21) // male // bit patchy at replying to messages (but try your luck!) // into various heart-related things. If you’re a minor, please leave this page now! I tag posts to try and make this blog more searchable: the main ones are #audio, #video, #text, #dark cardiophilia, and #etc (for off-topic posts).
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no-i-mean-uh-yes · 6 days ago
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My heart was pounding hard today, and I could feel my carotid arteries surging with each heartbeat. Sure enough, they were visibly pulsing too (less so than before I got set up to record, but that's always the way!). Watch them throb as you listen to my heartbeat at Erb's point. How's my heart doing?
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no-i-mean-uh-yes · 6 days ago
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damn. I might delete this blog ngl. I’ve heard stories about people being creepy in this community but I thought it was just a few bad apples. But since I started posting here I’ve been getting the weirdest and most uncomfortable and uncalled for messages. like, far beyond what is okay to say to a complete stranger. I know what kind of content I post but really? I don’t feel safe with some of what y’all have been messaging…
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no-i-mean-uh-yes · 8 days ago
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my heart goes soooo wildddd I can feel it in my fingertips!!! 🙈 all thanks to you @heartstethspain and the gorgeous stethoscope you gave me. 🖤
I wish he were on the other end to listen to the mess he made inside of my chest, I can't help but wonder how much harder and faster it would beat with his hands caressing my skin like that... moments that only live in my imagination right now. 🤭
my heart will always hold a part of you. 🩺💓
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no-i-mean-uh-yes · 11 days ago
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Six minutes of my visibly beating heart reacting to pushes!
Doing a push for the first time in a while caught my heart off guard, so naturally I stepped things up by doing some back-to-back pushes next. This felt incredible! My heart was really flinging itself against my ribs.
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no-i-mean-uh-yes · 11 days ago
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If you answer "something else," feel free to share your preferred color/finish in the comments or a reblog!
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no-i-mean-uh-yes · 29 days ago
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Also, soft launch for my new stethoscope!
The image of someone lifting their shirt up to allow people to listen to their heartbeat has been in my thoughts a lot recently. I wanted to try and capture that here, and make a more natural-seeming recording: as if you came up to me after I'd done some squats and asked to listen to my heart. How does it sound? Can you see it beating?
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no-i-mean-uh-yes · 29 days ago
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The image of someone lifting their shirt up to allow people to listen to their heartbeat has been in my thoughts a lot recently. I wanted to try and capture that here, and make a more natural-seeming recording: as if you came up to me after I'd done some squats and asked to listen to my heart. How does it sound? Can you see it beating?
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no-i-mean-uh-yes · 1 month ago
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My heart totally maxed out in this one.
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no-i-mean-uh-yes · 1 month ago
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❤️ Boobs ❤️
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no-i-mean-uh-yes · 1 month ago
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I’m back ;) sound up ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
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no-i-mean-uh-yes · 1 month ago
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Something on the calmer side: my relaxed heartbeat, recorded at pulmonic. How does it sound? What was my heart rate here?
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no-i-mean-uh-yes · 1 month ago
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my very first video! this is the most irregular I have EVER heard my heart, I’ve never done this before. I started out w a only few squats, then breath holds, then I squat down to create the irregularities. my heart could not keep up and was flopping uncomfortably out of my chest, confused on how to beat. every time I held my breath I became very light headed which is why I couldn’t hold it for very long. please enjoy this video, comment what you hear, and follow me for more. 🖤
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no-i-mean-uh-yes · 1 month ago
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All tied up, blind folded, just for me.
That pretty little heart pounding out of your chest.
Now mine to play with.
Feel every.little.touch. on your body.
I want to know what makes you excited.
I want to see, feel and hear your precious vessel pounding out of your chest, begging for attention
Being such a good heart for me~
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no-i-mean-uh-yes · 2 months ago
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I put my heart to the test today with some pressure, compressing it against my sternum and forcing it to beat faster in response. You can hear my heart murmuring as it struggles to cope. Near the end of the audio, I finally got a couple of PVCs during a breath hold. In the video, you can see my heart visibly pounding as it recovers from the pressure. It did not want to slow down!
How does everything sound? Which is your favourite: the audio or the video?
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no-i-mean-uh-yes · 2 months ago
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running up the stairs made my heart burst 🫀 i recorded this right after, can somebody count the bpm?
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no-i-mean-uh-yes · 2 months ago
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Would love to put my ear on your beautiful chest and feel and hear your heart muscle pounding deep. Hope you can make a new video soon. Love seeing your visible heartbeat. Love that picture btw.
That would be fun!
I tried to record a couple of videos last night, but unfortunately my lighting and audio didn't cooperate. With luck I'll have something for you all soon. Thank you!
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no-i-mean-uh-yes · 2 months ago
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Bored… send me asks? Let me know what you’d do with my heart if you had the opportunity. ;)
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