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recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

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happy eat rocks friday

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On the list of things that you need protection to work with safely, lest you develop reactions to lifesaving medical equipment: 3D printers, gel nails, toys that were marketed to children

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I need to start NFL-posting on here so that you nerds can get caught up on all the stupid-ass jokes I can't reference because none of you watch american football. You guys don't even know about god peed that one doesn't even require context

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if the idea of 'fat people are hot' makes you so agonizingly uncomfortable that you have to pop up with 'fetishization' or 'glorifying' or 'not everyone--' please consider that your discomfort with my fat body being hot is a You Problem and i am not interested

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Witches On Tinder

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Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

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its balloon boy day

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Friendly reminder to check your child's Halloween candy this year, I just found an endless labyrinth of physically-impossible tunnels reflecting the descent into madness of multiple unreliable narrators, each with their own obsessive goal that they pursue to the point of harming themselves inside of a snickers bar

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🌬️🏈🚩💥

*doink*

Arc, watching the Bills at the Jets: MAN ITS A GREAT NIGHT FOR PPL WHO HATE THE CRYPTOFASCIST He just got sacked back to back, ha ha!

Punct: holy shit! I didn't know they could do that, aren't they on contracts??

(Explaining the Joke for Non-Fans of Gridiron Football: Continuing from our last explanation, we have established the Quarterback and the Pocket. Well, if the people who form the pocket (who I call the Pocket Protectors, but that's me, not other fans) fail to maintain a defensive barrier between the other team and their Quarterback, an opposing player may attempt to tackle the Quarterback.

If the Quarterback is still within the Pocket and is brought down, that's a Quarterback Sack. The benefit of this is it moves the play further back, the "line of scrimmage" where all the players line up. So instead of having to gain 10 yards to continue the drive, the offensive team may have to gain 15 or 20 yards, which is significantly harder.

However, the word "sacked" means "fired from a job" to non-gridiron football freaks, therefore Punct was inadvertently hilarious.)

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Did you guys see eyeball world

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burn out

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