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god grant me the strength to write my weird porn, the serenity to write my weird porn and the wisdom to write my weird porn

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(Re sex infodumping)

jw is an infodumping top but all the info is terrible.

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Sorry babe but the infodumping keeps going on during sex. Nothing I can do. Hands are tied. By you but tied nontheless.

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Now I want to read some fics where AU Lan Zhan [also] memorizes *something else* and keeps quoting it at people.

brain: safety standards people are neglecting. The Geneva Convention.

Taking recs!

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With the holidays coming up, an important reminder: do not get your partner a new partner without discussing it with them first. You may think that this might make a cute gift, when the new one is all bundled up under the Christmas tree, but actually, a new partner in your polycule is a big responsibility and should not be taken lightly. Otherwise after the holidays, the new one just gets pounded and then quickly forgotten

Reblog to spread awareness

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~~Hey look guys, I found Hua Cheng's favorite prompt list!~~

The prompt theme for December 2023 is Decadencember!

If you use this list, please tag me here @thepromptfoundry, I’d love to see your writing and art!

Feel free to combine different days' prompts with each other, or combine them with other seasonal events! Use your OCs, your favorite characters from media, whatever tickles your fancy.

Respond to as many prompts as you want or as interest you, don’t worry about missing or skipping any. Remember, this is supposed to be fun!

Plain text list below the cut:

1) Fine clothes 2) Jewels 3) Abundant food 4) Majestic power 5) Extravagant spending 6) Royal treatment 7) Self-adornment 8) Lush fur 9) Silver and gold 10) A luxurious bath 11) Natural wonder 12) Precious secrets 13) Sumptuous solitude 14) A carefree night out 15) Plenty of time to sleep in 16) Blissful devotion 17) Beauty and grace 18) Velvet darkness 19) Warm drinks 20) Cool drinks 21) Cozy blankets 22) Whole-hearted love 23) Sweet treats 24) Maximalist décor 25) Lavish gifts 26) Domestic comfort 27) A magnificent party 28) Elegant movement 29) Joyous reunion 30) Fond memories 31) A bright future

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Concept where modern Mo Ran and Chu Wanning started dating not long before COVID, and are still really in the beginning of things when lockdowns etc hit.

Mo Ran realizes with horror that with him and Chu Wanning living separately, yes they can talk, but he won't be able to *touch* Chu Wanning. There is no way he's going to live with that!!

Mo Ran wants to move in with Chu Wanning immediately. Chu Wanning, who canon amounts of struggles with housekeeping etc, is very self conscious about this, and given his issues worried about what will happen if Mo Ran has to see him *all the time*, and asks Mo Ran if he's really sure he wants to deal with all that.

Mo Ran is so sure.

(Cue unexpected-to-him disability support and validation for Chu Wanning!)

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Omg

Imagine your ot3

A/B/O but betas are like fanfic betas. They offer constructive criticism on the relationships between alphas and omegas, including the sex.

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Till the End of the Moon episode 8 BTS

Luo Yunxi taking his whump scenes very seriously and thoroughly instructing Xiao Shunyao on how to manhandle a guy. The newly acquired skill will be put to good use in Mysterious Lotus Casebookvideo source

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(discipline genre post; do not nonconsentually hit people in real life and no one should be)

Nynaeve should spank Rand. This thought brought to you by seeing a book snippet where Wisdom feels to be a position of community weight in what feels like the relevant way, and by ‘somebody should’.

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Concept: aes sedai and warder roleplay (absolutely 100% sure people have done this!)

(Extra concept: *abusive* aes sedai and her warder roleplay.) (I'm really interested in learning more about stuff related to this in the verse. Is that something that's acknowledged as known to happen? Do they have any system etc around it? Dynamics around it - relations, the affordances of the bond...) (argle words) (-based on other things we've seen I would expect them to be pretty bad at this.)

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concept I think is really funny: d/s au ranwan end up in a different (d/s au) world or culture that has the thing where doms are expected to not really talk in public and submissives are expected to talk on their dom’s behalf.

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Did the previous Dragon bang all of the forsaken or what

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In Tela'ran'rhiod

Lanfear: So, you're dreaming of sleeping with him?

Ishamael: Well, sometimes, I guess. You strapped him to a bed for...?

Lanfear: No, no. That's okay. I really don't know why I did that, I just thought it'd be interesting...

Ishamael:

Lanfear:

At the same time: HE'S SO HOT IN THIS AGE!

Ishamael: Oh Great Lord of the Dark, I thought it was just me!

Lanfear: NO! He has washboard abs in this Age!

Ishamael: I KNOW! Girl, what are we gonna do?

Lanfear: I have a great plan. He seemed really into the BDSM until I got stabbed and my throat slit.

Ishamael: Yeah, I heard about that. Major L

Lanfear: Right!? I was just about to ask if I can use a strap-on. Anyway. My plan is to wait for him to go to sleep and make him have a wet dream of a lifetime and strap him to a WHEEL this time.

Ishamael: Such a good plan. It's like the turning wheel of-

Lanfear: Wheel of Time! Yes, bestie!

Ishamael: Oh, I'm so excited for you.

Lanfear: Me too! Anyway, those people with the freaky hair are waking you up. I'll see you later<3

Ishamael: Ugh, these people. Okay, see you later. I want FULL details

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Shoutout to incredibly contrived set-ups for kink stories, I respect the grind so much. One time I was frolicking in a field of flowers and I found a fic whose summary started w 'IN A WORLD WHERE THE LOSING ATTORNEY HAS TO SUCK OFF THEIR OPPOSITION' and it's been stuck on my mind ever since

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SPANKTEMBER 2023

Day 1: Role reversal

Day 2: Spanked all day/all week lonh

Day 3: Unusual positions

Day 4: Improvised Implements

Day 5: Asking for it

Day 6: Public Spanking

Day 7: Formal punishment (judicial/educational)

Day 8: Crossover

Day 9: OCs

Day 10: Mistaken identity

Day 11: Spanker/Spankee can't keep a straight face

Day 12: DDLG/variations

Day 13: Spankee's revenge

Day 14: Outdoor spanking

Day 15: Bare bottom corner time

Day 16: Making it worse/belligerence

Day 17: Unusual implement

Day 18: Scolding

Day 19: Other punishments (line, figging, soaping)

Day 20: Office setting

Day 21: Maintenance

Day 22: Self-spanking

Day 23: Eager spankee

Day 24: Pleading

Day 25: Counting (swats and/or counting down)

Day 26: Spankee attempting to flee

Day 27: Aftercare

Day 28: Forced apology

Day 29: Implement missing

Day 30: Restraints

ALTERNATIVE PROMPTS:

1. New spanker

2. "This hurts me more than it hurts you"

3. Catharsis

4. Warning swats

5. Just wait until your ___ gets home

6. Ear tug

7. New implement

8. Dark discipline

9. School setting

10. First time

11. Double jeopardy

12. Whipping boy

13. Thank you sir/ma'am, may I have another?

14. Good intentions

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Me: ...hm you know, thought I'm having, if we notice that a verse we worldbuilt has some how-stuff-is that we notice doesn't run with how our interests are and instead runs with not so much that, we can spin off a version where we modify stuff and try to get more the thing we want. Like we've done different versions of the verse before.

Brain: - *shocked Pikachu face*