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BIG SHOT

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im sorry but when you grow up and interact with people irl youre gonna have friends where you dont fw their tastes. sometimes youre gonna meet someone chill whos also a hazbin hotel fan or have a really nice coworker that likes taylor swift and youre gonna need to mind your business and shut the fuck up or youre gonna be real lonely

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portraits of lithium with and without their mask! this was meant to be a disco elysium style portrait and then i got carried away. eventually i did a more disco-style paintover & made a second portrait

the one on the left was made after a particularly devastating hound mission. theyre crashing out now lol

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Let's go see to the galaxy with the funny little faces

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My parents have a “Festivus” party every year and this year I found this sign on their bedroom door

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.......I fucked up so bad.

I've been teaching Belphie not to jump on Pangur, cause she's old and arthritic and doesn't like it. and as part of my "training", I've been giving him a treat every times he stops his evil actions and trots over to me.

I thought I was training him to come when called. in actuality, I've been training him to bite Pangur. so now he'll jump on her, chew her ear, and then make bird-of-prey eye contact with me from across the room. and the worst thing is I'VE ALSO BEEN GIVING PANGUR A TREAT EACH TIME (so she doesn't feel left out). which means that she'll whimper pathetically from Belphie biting her, and then also make intense eye contact with me, because she's been conditioned to expect treats afterward.

I have accidentally made the most fucked up dynamic possible with both of these cats.

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Baby potato

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All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.

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A renowned stapler

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get transer and freakier because eventually u unlock the ability to transmute even the most demeaning and bioessentialist transphobic hate comments into reeeeeally high quality j/o material

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some attempts at vintage pulp covers style

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updated world heist on: itch | patreon (any tier)

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i knowww charles is a giant wall of man meat that could easily kill me

but also i want to squeezeeee him

it's like hugging two pillows that have been sitting in a smoker's lounge...