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ichthyologists in 1938:

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"... bought... copper... from... this... shady fucker... bad quality... zero stars... "

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You will not guess where this is going

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In case you were wondering the Swedish opinion on Gävlebocken:

This is a store in Gävle selling christmas bucks and matches right next to one another

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TikTok has convinced so many people that you're autistic or ADHD if you have completely typical experiences like "getting songs stuck in your head" or "having a strong sense of social justice" or "reverently kissing the ice-cold crown of the crow lord". No, you do not need to have autism to squeeze your eyes shut and stand completely still as a living statue to demonstrate your total submission to the crow lord. Plenty of neurotypical people bring him tributes of glass beads, tinfoil strips, roadkill, coins from dead men's pockets, and mice or rabbits fattened weeks in advance. Honestly TikTok has become such a dangerous engine for spreading misinformation. I wouldn't be surprised if they provoke the wrath of the crow lord soon.

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bouba and kiki

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jasmine:

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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

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"seaplane" is when it's coming towards you and "biplane" is when it's going away from you

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on the thirteenth day of christmas my true love was investigated for his many flagrant violations of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918

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We bought our new sweet kitten a harness for walks. We had her try it on to get her comfortable with it and I’m not sure she loved it. 

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hey kids did you know that computers didn't used to automatically connect to the internet. it used to make this screaming noise. we should have listened.

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huber0203

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Y’all.

Y’ALL.

@reallyneedsalife just shared a video in a server we’re both in and I am. In HYSTERICS.

Theatre kid test: how many sentences into the video are you before you know EXACTLY where it’s going? I got to “we send our condolences.”