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Selkie commission for birdmoss

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"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

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Yes,

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you think grey is the english spelling and gray is the american spelling but im here to change language and if we all do it it'll become real so hold my hand and do this with me:

grey is for cool-toned greys

gray is for warm-toned grays

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You'll never imagine how I misread this ground turkey

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I don't know. I just don't know

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Customer: MY CAR IS ALL BLACK, REFERRING TO THE BLACK PLAGUE DMV: POOR TASTE/ BUBONIC PLAGUE Verdict: ACCEPTED

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saying glados is pretty vanilla in terms of robotfucking is like saying the chest is a pretty vanilla place to get stabbed. in that it is true but also not a thought a well-adjusted person has

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enough about my guts

it’s time i rearrange his penis.!!!

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i love neopets

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

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“Fear is a strange soil. It grows obedience like corn, which grow in straight lines to make weeding easier. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground.” 

- Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

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NO HE DOESN'T, GOOGLE, THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT

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Remember when Gollum told Sam to give it to him raw

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"Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks!" says man who spent the last several hours providing the fireworks show for a birthday party