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like this fr a personalized starter frm lola!! i jst got back from a wild trip out of town so ive been mia fr a bit... bows my head in shame... so srry.... thanks love u bye

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“Gl-en,” Lola snapped, splitting his name into two syllables as she swatted at him with the back of her hand. The gesture caught him off guard, though he claimed to have unparalleled reflexes after a brief run in with a time-traveling cowboy in 1998, and his hat flew off the top of his head, sending him scrambling on all fours to retrieve it and eliciting a chorus of snapping twigs. Lola rolled her eyes. “HEY!” He hissed once he had plopped back down next to her, lips upturned like a feral raccoon wrongfully evicted from his garbage bin. “That was a gift!” Cigarette dangling from the corner of her mouth, Lola huffed an irritated breath and ignored him, craning her neck to peer over the rows of tombstones lining the cemetery. “Glen, I told you she’s coming. Have we ever missed a mukbang?” They had, many times. “Look! She’s coming.”

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📱 gianna

gianna: ok but

gianna: hypothetically

gianna: how much trouble would someone get in for leaving during the lockdown thingy

gianna: like I need to see new faces or get out of this building or something

lola: i hear they'll lock u in the dungeons and make u recite the entire bee movie script until every time u close ur eyes u hear jerry seinfeld saying 'ya like jazz?' on an eternal loop

lola: cld be a rumor tho

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📱 wanker

zeke: u cannot be mad at me right now

zeke: it takes 2

zeke: maybe i got it from u

lola: [✔️read at 7:39PM]

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doll-lockets‌:

diamond limbs splayed, her eyes glassy and opened, briar hair fanned about her head, in a dress of milk froth ribbons, blue-blush Ophelia, a drowned maiden of Shalott, her skin haunted by bells, bore away into a guaze of shadows, held by the coldness and satiny quiet of the deep water

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📱 wanker

zeke: can you please stop saying "itching" im gonna vom

zeke: i dont have any thoughts go to a fucking clinic

lola: [✔️read at 7:30PM]

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📱 wanker

zeke: excuse m

zeke: no she got so mad that she literally kneeled me hard in the balls

lola: ok so nora's itching now

lola: thoughts, harlot?

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📱 nora

nora: I

nora: I DON'T KNOW HE WON'T CONFIRM!!

nora: DID YOU GET IT FROM ZEKE????

lola: I DONT KNOW HE'S BEING A CUNT

lola: but it makes sense bc i havent fucked anyone this week and then i fuck zeke and suddenly im on web md looking up sti symptoms?

lola: that dirty trash baby garbage man i HATE HIM

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📱 nora

nora: FUCKING HELL

nora: did you get it from zeke too??

nora: or leo??

lola: wait

lola: a

lola: SECOND

lola: YOU GOT IT FROM ZEKE

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📱 nora

lola: hey

lola: i think i have chlamydia

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text

norman: hye

norman: i want to talk bout religions

norman: but u can also block this number. 50/50 the choice is YOURS . Plot thickens haha what a wild game of mine

lola: funny u shld text me

lola: secrets out, ig. im the devil

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📱gab

gab: never said i use it

gab: very much you to assume things you don't know

lola: 'very much me' ? wtf is that supposed to mean

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📱 zeke

zeke: well idk I feel fine

zeke: minus the flight bruising I have from mag squashing my balls

zeke: we’ll go to the clinic? It’s not a big deal

lola: wait

lola: you fuCKED MAG TOO?

lola: are u. kidding me???

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📱 zeke

zeke: i mean my screenings in like 2 weeks so not in a while

zeke: WHY R U PISSED AT ME???

lola: EEEAAAAAUUUGHHHHH

lola: ZEKE I WASNT ITCHING LAST NIGHT

lola: IVE ONLY FUCKED ONE PERSON THIS WEEK

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