newtgeiszler
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newtgeiszler · 3 months ago
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No, I'm fine... It's just... It makes me kind of dysphoric when you make me be the girl pelican when we roleplay Two Pelicans Getting a Divorce Because of Climate Change... I know you don't mean anything by it, but... Yeah, no, of course I understand the Shakespearean tradition of—No, you're being sexist.
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newtgeiszler · 4 months ago
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newtgeiszler · 4 months ago
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gonna start writing the bear yaoi
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newtgeiszler · 4 months ago
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we aren’t doing enough arts and crafts in this world I’m telling you
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newtgeiszler · 4 months ago
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⋆˖⁺‧₊𖤓Visiting the Witch's House 𖤓₊‧⁺˖⋆
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newtgeiszler · 4 months ago
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plz guys im begging i need my tits to be bigger 🥺
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newtgeiszler · 4 months ago
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happy death to america day to those who celebrate!
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newtgeiszler · 4 months ago
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newtgeiszler · 4 months ago
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I love that beatboxing was invented before ciabatta bread. What a wonderful world.
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newtgeiszler · 4 months ago
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Computer show me the "big one"
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