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not dead. just a trapped in a goddamn room for a century. 

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Reblog this is your muse has straight up actually died

Optional: they’ve returned from the dead

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● ———— DEVIL’S REJECTS SENTENCE STARTERS.

* triggering content below, proceed to read/reblog with caution!

’ If you’re gonna start the killing, you best start it right here. ’ ’ Make sure I’m all the way dead, because I’ll come back and make you my bitch! ’ ’ Chinese, Japanese, Dirty knees, look at these! ’ ’ What you lookin’ at? ’ ’ I’m lookin’ at you, _________. ’ ’ Yeah, you see something you like? ’ ’ I set my standards pretty low, so I’m never disappointed. ’ ’ Oh, well I don’t disappoint. ’ ’ Please, mister. This is insane. ’ ’ ‘Cause it’s definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone. ’ ’ Is the shit on? ’ ’ Please… Stop… ’ ’ Stop? Bitch, I have just started. ’ ’ I bet all the girls/guys wanna fuck you. ’ ’ Would you say that again? ’ ’ Do you kiss your mama with that mouth? ’ ’ That ain’t the only thing I do with this mouth. ’ ’ I’m gonna have to be taking your car today. ’ ’ What’s that about clown business? ’ ’ Do I stutter, bitch? ’ ’ There is no fuckin’ ice cream in your fuckin’ future. ’ ’ I think I’m gonna be wanting some ice cream in about ten miles. ’ ’ Don’t you fucking imitate me, it’s fucking rude! ’ ’ I know what I know and I know I don’t like that nut sack… ’ ’ Two fucking seconds for the kid, is that gonna kill you? ’ ’ Yes, it is going to kill me! ’ ’ What the fuck is your problem? I’m in and out in two seconds! ’ ’ What the fuck is your problem? ’ ’ I think I’m gonna get me some tutti fucking fruity. ’ ’ Tutti fucking fruity, that sounds good! ’ ’ Tutti Fuckin Fruity! ’ ’ Here’s the list of names I need you to run down for me. ’ ’ That’s a funny-ass name. ’ ’ Just tell me if anything connects. ’ ’ Shit always floats our way, don’t it? ’ ’ You keep your mouth open wide enough maybe you’d catch it all. ’ ’ Have fun scraping all them brains up off the road. ’ ’ You’re smoking dope. ’ ’ You recognize the clown? ’ ’ Well, mother pin a rose on me, that is so great! ’ ’ I want these motherfuckers dead! Kill ‘em! ’ ’ What’s the matter, kid? Don’t ya like clowns? ’ ’ Why? Don’t we make ya laugh? Aren’t we fuckin’ funny? ’ ’ I’m gonna kill your whole fucking family. ’ ’ All right, now get your fuckin’ ass out the car. Go on. ’ ’ They’re even better than the real thing, ya know? ’ ’ I love famous people! They’re even better than the real thing, ya know? ’ ’ Consider me fuckin’ Willy fuckin’ Wonka! ’ ’ You ain’t goin’ nowhere, bitch! ’ ’ What? Are you calling me a whore? ’ ’ I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast. ’ ’ I was going to take it easy on you but then you had to go and play the fucking hero! ’ ’ Hurry up and don’t take too fucking long. ’ ’ I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil’s work. ’ ’ You’ve got to hustle that pussy, baby. ’ ’ Did you hear what he called me, boss? ’ ’ Find a new angle and you might attract a higher clientele. ’ ’ Jesus Christ, what a fucking mess. ’ ’ There must be one hundred yards of bloody asphalt and corpse chunks. ’ ’ You listen to me, and you listen good! ’ ’ I am gonna kill every member of your family! ’ ’ You listen to me, and you listen good! I am gonna kill every member of your family! ’ ’ I’m gonna hunt them down like the animals they are, and I’m gonna skin em’ alive! ’ ’ They’re gonna crawl on on their hands and knees, and they’re gonna beg me for mercy! ’ ’ They are going to feel the pain and suffering of every last victim! ’ ’ But all I’m gonna have for them is pain! Pain and death! ’ ’ Give me some sugar, bitch. Make it sweet. ’ ’ I keep thinking about old times. Like when you was a fucking baby. ’ ’ Shoot me! Shoot me right in the ass! ’ ’ So what do you wanna do? ’ ’ I knew that fucking cunt would do something stupid! ’ ’ Open the fucking door! Open the goddamn door! ’ ’ What are you gonna do? Shoot me? ’ ’ Shoot me? What did I ever really do to you? ’ ’ I swear I’ll do it! I’ll kill you! ’ ’ Why would you wanna kill me? I’m your only hope. ’ ’ Why would you wanna kill me? ’ ’ There ain’t no bullets in this thing. It’s all fucking mind power. ’ ’ I think I can still smell your wife’s pussy stink on my gun… ’ ’ Where the hell you goin’? Damn it. ’ ’ I feel contrite about blowin’ his brains out. ’ ’ Sir, you think we’re gonna die here today? ’ ’ You had to come all fuckin’ big stick, walkin’ tall, like a big fuckin’ hero. ’ ’ Look at you now, hero, you’re gonna fuckin’ bleed to death! ’ ’ Meow, meow, here pussycat. ’ ’ You gonna take me back to your room and play with me? ’ ’ Will you just keep your head in the business at hand here! ’ ’ Are you staring at my sister and thinking bad thoughts? ’ ’ Woo hoo! I feel like we’re all really getting to know each other now! ’ ’ Everyone loves me. Don’t you pretend you don’t fancy me. ’ ’ Does she like it when you puke? I mean is that part of your deal? ’ ’ Well there ain’t no what, that’s the end of the road. ’ ’ Killing sounds so permanent. ’ ’ It don’t scare me none and it don’t suddenly make you a fucking hero. ’ ’ I want lightning to come and crash down upon my fucking head! ’ ’ You could go piss yourself for all I care. ’ ’ If you want special favors you gotta give me something in return. ’ ’ I tried to walk the line but now I realize there is no line. ’ ’ Maybe he had a divine moment when his brains hit the floor. ’ ’ I want you to see what happens to heroes… ’ ’ I can’t fucking wait! You want it? Here it is, come and get it. ’ ’ I want them alive long enough so I can piss in their faces. ’ ’ Oh man! I could hear that bone shatter all the way from back here! ’ ’ Looks like you’re not getting off that easy. Huh, bitch? ’ ’ I bet you scare lots of folks, don’t ya? ’ ’ You want a piece of this motherfucker? You want a piece of this? ’ ’ What’s that I smell? I smell rabbit! ’ ’ You bring us all the way out here and this prick pulls a gun on us? ’ ’ Why don’t you get back on your fucking horse and ride. ’ ’ Next time, we go someplace else. ’

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hi. i’m in love with my new dash icon. 

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                                                                     all lovingly written by vanessa

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kindness campaign: i know we haven't talked a LOT in the past but we've spoken enough for me to have a pretty good idea of you. your writing is beautiful, and i can't help but admire your devotion and dedication. if you're feeling down rn, please know that there are people here to help you through whatever is happening. keep your head up and don't let life get you down. ♥♥

KINDNESS CAMPAIGN!

manon, thank you so much! you have no idea how much i needed this i hope you know how loved and adored you are for all that you do in this community! you’re a true gem! i hope you have a great day today! keep your head up, bby! 

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[15/15] Fiona Goode + The Axeman scenes

“Nobody is going anywhere.”

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ɴꜱꜰᴡ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ –

 FIRSTS -

“Hey… Can we try something new?” “Is it going to hurt?” “Wait! I…I’ve never done this before.” “Just be still and relax…” “Er, am I doing this right?” “I’m not hurting you, am I?” “I want my first time to be with you.” “Oh my god, I’m so sorry- I didn’t mean to finish so early!” “Ah, I feel so embarrassed…”

 PUBLIC AFFAIRS -

“Wow…you’re easy to rile up.” “Forget the bed…let’s do it right here.” “What if someone sees us?!” “Quiet down or they’ll hear us.” “Try to keep quiet…we wouldn’t want to get caught.” “Are you serious? Here? Now?”  “We should do it somewhere else other than a bed tonight.” “Home is too far away. No one’s going to see us here.” “I’m going to mark you as mine tonight.” “I wish I could control myself better around you, but when I see you, all I want to do is rip your clothes off and fuck you.”

  PICK-UP LINES && SUGGESTIONS. -

“I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?” “What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!” “Don’t mind me, just enjoying the view.” “Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.” “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.” “Can I put you on my to-do list?” “I can’t take my eyes off of you.“ “If these people weren’t here, I would be on my knees with your cock in my mouth.” “Kiss the hell out of me. Please.” “You can stay but your clothes must go.” “I like my reflection a little more with you all over me.” “Does this feel good?” “Take a bath with me?” “Are you sure you want to do it in the shower- we could slip!” “Where do you think you’re going?” “And how are you going to make it up to me?” “My sexual preference is often.”  “i got a new apartment, and i need someone to put clothes on the floor. “ “I just want to bend you over and fuck you hard…”

 HOT && HEAVY -  

“You make such adorable sounds.” “ Want to make me scream? I’ll bet you can. “ “S-Stop staring at me like that!” “So are we going to do this already or what?” “Stop teasing!” “do you know how bad i want you?” “you’re so sexy when you’re hot and bothered.” “Don’t cover your mouth…I like hearing you.” “Aw, you’re so cute when you blush like that.” “We’ve only got three minutes…let’s do this fast.” “get on your knees.” “oh, look who’s not wearing any underwear~”  “what’s my name?” “Why didn’t you just say you liked it rough?” “I love seeing you covered in my marks…” “I love it when you leave your marks on me…” “don’t stop!” “Please. I need you. Now.” “i want you to fuck me.” "Should we use rope or handcuffs?” “beg for it.” “bend over.” “Let me hear you sing for me.” “you are already turned on ~?” “swallow it. all of it.”

  MISC -

“ Come sit on my lap, love “ “ You look so gorgeous right now…” “ I love it when you grab the sheets when you’re about to cum. “ “ Strip for me. Slowly. I want to savor every inch of you. “ “ That pretty little face deserves to get fucked ~” “ Mmm… do you like that? “ “Such a pretty sight, all tied up in ropes.” “I wore these panties just for you.” “You are mine, never forget that.” “Ah, ah. I didn’t say you could touch me.” “You’ll be glad to hear that I’m not wearing underwear today.” “You like how I bend over for you, huh?” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You wanna help me out of this?”

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They have never caught me and they never will. They have never seen me, for I am invisible, even as the ether which surrounds your earth. I am not a human being, but a spirit and fell demon from hottest hell. 

I am what you Orleanians call THE AXEMAN. 

When I see fit, I shall come again and claim other victims. I alone know who they shall be. I shall leave no clue except my bloody axe. 

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INSULTS, THREATS, AND FLIRTATIONS. (4/6). from the lines for all occasions series.

I know the real you.

Is it a burden, being that beautiful?

You remind me of when I was young and clueless.

Everyone has a price.

Something’s wrong with my eyes – I can’t take them off you.

Make  me proud.

You’ll be nothing without me.

Good luck with that.

You left a paper trail.

You look cheap – was that the point?

Most people live and learn. You just live.

Don’t test me.

You’re not indispensable.

I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

You get tired wrestling with temptation.

Plenty of people would love to be in your position.

You should come with a warning label.

That’s an interesting idea.

The higher you are, the higher you fall.

Your hostility makes you an easy target.

Is this seat taken?

I come with references.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

This is not a democracy.

Can’t you do anything right?

This is how it starts.

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They have never caught me and they never will. They have never seen me, for I am invisible, even as the ether which surrounds your earth. I am not a human being, but a spirit and fell demon from hottest hell. 

I am what you Orleanians call THE AXEMAN. 

When I see fit, I shall come again and claim other victims. I alone know who they shall be. I shall leave no clue except my bloody axe. 

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new mobile header.

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secret / adultery / cheating starters

“ shh you have to be quiet! ”

“ i think they’re getting suspicious. ”

“ the sneaking around kinda makes it more fun. ”

“ if they find out things will never be the same… ”

“ i like being in our super secret bubble. ”

“ stop it! someone might see! ”

“ meet me up stairs – five minutes. ”

“ you have to be gone before they wake up. ”

“ i want people to know that you’re mine. ”

“ she/he keeps hitting on you because according to them our relationship doesn’t exist. ”

“ what happens when they find out? ”

“ i wish things could be simpler. ”

“ i want to hold your hand in public.”

“ i don’t like not being able to kiss you whenever i want.”

“ if they find out, we’re both fired! ”

“ we can’t keep doing this… ”

“ i can’t keep this up… it’s too hard ”

“ i don’t like being your dirty little secret ”

“ i can’t do this anymore! ”

“ my wife/husband is going to be home any minute. ”

“ you can’t keep calling my house like that. ”

“ you’re cheating on her/him with me… how am i supposed to know you won’t turn around and do it to me? ”

“ we could get in serious trouble… ”

“ i think she/he knows about us… ”

“ it’s time for you to pick! me or her/him? ”

“ i want you to be mine… only mine. ”

“ everytime i’m with her/him… i’m thinking about you. ”

“ i can’t leave her/him… i’m sorry”

“ so all of this meant nothing to you? ”

“ he/she knows… ”

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@brokenragdoll → sally mckenna.

 “wanna light?” the match is lit before sally can even answer accept his offer. their latest victims still laying on the floor of the hotel room as they light their celebratory cigarettes. a smile graced the musicians face as his eyes wandered down to the mess of blood on the floor and back up to the junkie’s features. 

his scarlet coated fingers held onto his cigarette butt as smoke bellowed from his lips. “you sure know how to make a man feel better, baby doll” the words slip smoothly from his lips as he takes another long drag.