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AND AND IT HAS 10K+ WORDS AND IS STILL BEING UPDATED?!?

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Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.

What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?

“This is the best day of my life.”

“Bro really thought he ate with that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”

Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.

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“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”

What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.

What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”

Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.

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“Chat, is this real?”

Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”

“I wish I was Jason, 15.”

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“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.

Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”

“God, I wish that were me.”

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Jason should have come back to the manor post-lazarus pit and revealed himself as Jason Todd but not told the rest of the family that he’s also Red Hood. can you imagine how fucking funny that would be.

Nightwing: honestly! my family is fucking INSANE! i swear the only good one is my little brother, he died and came back and decided to ditch the vigilante life.

Red Hood: oh shit really?

Nightwing: honestly probably the smartest one out of all of us, he’s reading in bed while we’re all out here on stakeouts!

Red Hood: interesting. tell me more about how this brother is the best of all of you.

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Red Hood: so what are you guys getting the smart handsome not-vigilante brother for Christmas?

Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:

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Batman: now i need all of you to have an equal share in the clean up-

Red Hood: yeah sorry, you aren’t MY dad, so i’m gonna dip. have fun cleaning!

the funniest part is when Dick and Tim decide that since Red Hood and Jason are so similar and Red Hood CLEARLY seems to like what he hears about Jason, that they should try to set the two up.

Jason, calling Roy at 4am: i need you in Gotham within the next hour so you can dress up as Red Hood and we can pretend that I’m sleeping with myself.

Roy:

Roy: i’m gonna get caught sneaking out of your bedroom with lipstick on your helmet

Jason: this is gonna be the funniest thing we’ve ever done.

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lolol im somwhere in between

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OMG-

the closest Bruce and Dick ever came to their identities being revealed was when somebody made a side-by-side comparison of an interview that Dick and Bruce did together and one that Nightwing and Batman did together. in each, Dick is asked if he finds Batman hot, and vice versa Nightwing is asked about Brucie Wayne. synced up, it is eerily identical the way Dick/Nightwing gives a shit eating grin before responding ‘oh i would PAY to sleep with that man’ followed by Bruce/Batman giving the exact same flash-look of horror and delivering a lightning fast smack upside Dick/Nightwing’s head. the clip goes viral online and Dick laughs for months

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Bruce: Let's not jump to conclusions.

Dick, impulsive: I'm jumpin.

Jason, already locked and loaded: I've jumped.

Tim, already solved the case: I've landed.

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awwww i love headcanons that focus on baby tim and jason its so cute!

In a shocking, and unintentional, turn of events, Tim and Jason both end up at the airport on the same day. Jason heading to Ethiopia, and Tim to find his parents in Egypt.

Unfortunately, Tim is still very young and the airport is a lot more overwhelming than he originally thought it would be. Jason happens to have a soft spot for kids, especially kids who are trying their damndest not to cry.

Both Tim and Jason miss their flights. Bruce storms into the airport like an avenging mother bird who’s chick was stolen directly from the nest and takes Jason and Tim home with him and lets neither out of his sight for days.

Dick returns home from space to two living brothers.

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awwww i love baby clark, hes so pure ❤️

I find him very cute 🥹

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sometimes people will vaguely recognize me in public and ask which wayne i am and i like to be as unhelpful as possible

“i’m the bi one” “the adopted one” “the lactose intolerant one” “the one whose parents died” “not cassandra” it’s great

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nah bc between coming back to life and plotting revenge on bruce, when did he get the time to get magic soul blades lmaoo

Robin! Jason: Robin gives me magic! :D

Constantine: *suspicious side eye glaring* Hm....

Bruce: oh come on, just because I have a high chance of being consumed by evil if I do magic -which is why I'm not allowed to do magic- doesn't mean he will! That's just a kid's saying! Constantine: uh huh -------------------------------

Red hood! Jason: *all-blades in hand* Sup motherfuckers guess who's back Constantine: I FUCKING KNEW IT

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hell yea i love this and need to fond a fic of this immediately lmao

Tim doesn’t kill.

inspired by this

Not because of any deep moral conviction, not because the thought of blood on his hands disgusts him, but because Bruce doesn’t kill. Because Bruce has his rules, his unwavering lines drawn in the sand, and Tim—Tim borrows Bruce’s morals like well-worn library books. Flipping through them, adapting them, following their words not because they are his own, but because he has built himself in Bruce’s image.

So Tim does not kill.

Not with his hands.

Not with a blade, or a gun, or a snapped neck in a dark alley.

But with words?

Tim kills with words.

It’s not intentional. Not really. But Tim was raised by Janet Drake, a woman who could cut a person down without ever raising her voice. Who could pinpoint a flaw, an insecurity, a single vulnerability, and wield it like a scalpel. A woman who could leave people bleeding out on the floor without spilling a single drop of blood.

And Tim—Tim learned.

It’s a habit, more than anything. A reflex. The same way others clench their fists when angry, Tim speaks. He opens his mouth, and out come words that cut deeper than any blade. He does not filter. He does not soften. He sees, and he speaks. And maybe he doesn’t always realize what he’s done, but the aftermath is always the same.

Because Tim does not kill.

But he has taken lives in a way that cannot be undone.

With a glance, with a sentence, he finds the tender places beneath a person’s armor and rips them wide open. He strips people of their confidence, peeling away the layers until all that remains is a hollow, fragile shell. He exposes their weaknesses, their insecurities, their fears, and breaks them with nothing more than a passing comment. He finds the seams in their self-worth and pulls, until they unravel, until nothing is left but ruin.

He doesn’t see the blood. But the damage is just as real.

Tim does not kill.

But sometimes, he thinks it would be kinder if he did.

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au where tim worked with the loa and made ra’s obsessed with him on purpose as a back up in case one of his brothers actually succeeds in killing him, he decided he needed to seduce ra’s enough enough that the guy would 100% lazarus pit him back in the event of his death. he does a shit ton of research on reddit about toxic relationships and love bombing and now he texts ra’s once a month promising to visit as soon as his time frees up before ghosting the guy and blaming his ‘unrealistic’ standards every time ra’s says he’s not being fair. dick asks tim what he’s doing one day when he catches him sending sending ra’s some of his hair like ra’s requested for experiments and tim’s just like ‘i need to keep him hooked in case jason or damian have a bad day’

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your bio says you can suggest tim drake fics and he’s my favorite too so… do you have anything that’s a bit more obscure? I’ve read too much of his haha

hey! so honestly i dont know if any of these are exactly obscure but they are super good and just let me know if u want more bc i cant def help! first up, is a cute fic called "Fly High or Not at all" by Arrows_of_Artemis, about 50k words long and its basically a sassy little Tim Drake growing up as a little dragon. Its a bit angsty but not enough to make it seem sad. Its a fun read but not a very challenging read. I do think u might like this if u havent read it already and its ongoing!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54138622/chapters/137076724

next is "Skittish Birds and How to Catch Them" by Natural_Harmonic and its more angsty and a Reverse Robins au, about 35k words long, and about Tim growing up as Shadow, Damian's former name, and later dying when trying to bring Bruce back. Then after years in the LoA, he runs back home. I found it pretty sad but also cute and the read is very well written. I think you'd enjoy this one, even if u dont care too much for angst.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59460268/chapters/151641148

lastly, i have "Soul Drift (bring it back)" by periwinking and it seems very cute, its a Batfam Idol au and 46k words. I havent gotten that far into the fic but its written fairly well and i find it pretty adorable. Its pretty fluffy if u want something more wholesome. They're a little group of idols (its only Dick, Jason, Tim, and Dami so far) and they are invited to star on TV!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43118148/chapters/108360630#workskin

anyways, i hope u like the fics i told u about and tell me if u want more. I tend to send better fics more to you're liking if u get really specific so ask away! ♡

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do i sense gay tension? yes, i kinda do

Danny: *takes a sip of Tim's coffee by accident*

Dick/Jason/Damian/Duke: No don't!

Cass: 😱😱😱

Danny: *stops dead after one sip*

Danny: What is this?

Tim: the strongest coffee money can buy, six espresso shots, a can of Red Bull and a can of Monster.

Danny: *a consistently sleep deprived vigilante and mostly unwilling Ghost King*

Danny: *strokes Tim's cheek* God?

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Intro post!

ok so i realized on my last account (@importantchildcollector) i never did one of these lol but anyways

I am a fucking nerd who is very socially unaware of shit so if something comes across as kinda rude then its prob me trying to be sarcastic (ngl i cant sarcasm).

u will know if im actually trying to be rude.

I am dating/married to @erklen11, shes the love of my life 🤍

My child is @bvnnyl0v3r and my consort is @lyninabin (jk ily 🫶)

My best friend is @indecisive-authors ♡

The main reason im on here is bc i love Tim Drake and his family lmao they're so tramatized 🩷 I'll be glad to rec Tim Drake fics and im pretty good at finding specific ones if ya want

So!

Im in several fandoms , including

DC (specifically im in it for Tim Drake ❤️), PJO, HP, DP, HTTYD, GF, WoF, Fourth Wing, BLLK, ML, and 20 million others

On my account, if u do/like/are one of the following things, just unblock me:

Bulling, Transphobic, Homophobic, P*dophile, or anything of the sort

I hope yall enjoy my blog! ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷

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i need baby tim who still has some hazy memories of his family from an au and it would be so fucking cute if everytime he sees someone he loves he gets so happy and starts blabering and shit like that so adorable ❤️

Baby Tim Au where everything is the same but Tim is a baby Bruce adopts

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Dick: you adopt younger and younger, Bruce

Bruce, holding baby Tim and gently rocking him in his arms: a nice break from teenagers

Dick: I was a lovely teenager

Bruce: Alfred would beg to differ

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Jason gets revived

Jason: Bruce training babies is an all time low for you

Bruce, letting Tim crawl around on his play mat in the batcave: You can just ask to hold him Jason, you don’t need to try and convince me

Jason: I see..

Jason doesn’t out Tim down for almost three hours

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Alfred enjoys having a baby around, mainly because Tim is such a quiet child. It’s common to see Alfred cleaning the manor with Tim close by quietly watching.

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One day Bruce is called to a justice meeting and is forced to put a baby carrier over his batsuit and bring Tim,

Superman: Can I get a photo? Lois and me had a bet going to see how long it would be until you had a baby

Batman: I’m not even going to respond to that

Wonder Woman: I shall bless him with the gift of this sword.

Batman: that is *not* baby proof.

Green arrow: my friend Bruce-

Batman: meeting over i’m going home.

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Case and point Baby Tim is well loved.