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Hi everyone! I finally got my new laptop but since it’s been so long I just decided to start fresh. It isn’t all set up yet but I will now be over at @outofthedxrkness. I am still kind of setting the blog up but you will find me over there now :) 

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Hey everyone! I know it’s been quite a while since I’ve been on here but this past month has been busy. I’ve basically only slept, ate, and went to work but now I’m sick and have been since Monday. I figured I would get on and actually be active but I open my laptop and what do I find except a broken screen. :( So my inactivity will be continuing until I can get a new laptop.

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“Uh, I’m not really sure!” he said turning towards her as she sat down on his left. “Nothing comes to mind really.” Though that was a blatant lie to anyone that knew them. Peter could think of at least a minimum of five things that Sirius and James have done to deserve this. Sadly half of the things people sent their way ended up reaching him or even Remus and not the attended prankster. 

It was just his bad luck.

Picking up the leaves that were given he sent her a thankful smile. Before he even added them to the potion he had an, ‘oh wait’ moment “Oh right- introductions. My names Peter and-”

Sirius cut in sending the girl a charming smile, “Sirius Black at your service madam!” 

Peter groaned inwardly at the playful proper gentlemen role Sirius slipped into rolling his eyes. “Yes, yes that’s heir Black firstborn son yada yada…” he mouthed under his breath voice barely above a whisper his comment easily falling onto deaf ears.

“Well, maybe they put it on the wrong table then. Quite a dangerous prank to try and pull on someone.” Dakota shook her head slightly in disappointment, carefully wrapping the leaves up in a rag so no one could touch them. The boys seemed nice enough so she couldn’t imagine what they could have done to deserve that.

“Oh of course, nice to meet you Peter and Sirius! My name is Dakota Oiseau and based on your robes you are Gryffindors aren’t you?” The Hufflepuff tucked a strand of hair behind her ear as she watched them make the potion. Potions wasn’t her best class but since this one involved a lot of herbs and plants it was easier for her to put it together. Realizing she had just butted into their conversation and work she looked up at them in concern. “Sorry, if I am bothering you guys please feel free to tell me to leave. I don’t want to mess up your work.”

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I will compare your muse’s height to mine using this website.

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✉ Random Text Messages ✉

txt; I’m not closing myself off to the possibility of making a bad life choice. txt; Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex. txt; You didn’t thow up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug. txt; Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?! txt; Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said “It’s game time”. He was into it. txt; He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm and play Candy Crush at the same time? txt; A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up. txt; I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I’m not fucking. txt; If I stopped drinking I’d have to take up murdering. txt; To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth. txt; Went up to some dude that hit on my friend, and told him he has a voice like my grandma. Apparently didn’t have muscles or kindness like my grandma, so can you pick me up at the ER please? txt; Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords? txt; Okay first of all, that is a sick-ass nickname, please call me that forever. Second, I need your help. txt; Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face, then went home and ate a frozen pizza. txt; We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare. txt; He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later he tried to make out with me. txt; I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I’m not getting laid. txt; GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET txt; I lost my voice. So I”m going to pretend I’m Ariel with legs today. txt; No, he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull. txt; NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW. txt; Holy shit, last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me. txt; Is it too far to say to someone “You’re useless for everything besides sex”? txt; How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like…How? txt; Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka? txt; Can you repeat that, but with context? txt; How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I’m trying to watch Downtown Abbey. txt; I agree with that homeless guy though. You do need a haircut. txt; I just licked wine off my own thigh. I’ve hit a new low. txt; Well, he was my lawyer, and now we get drunk and hook up. txt; She forgot a bra, so she just used saran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked. txt; Be happy for me…Or horny…Or be a really good friend, and feel what I really want you to feel. Jealousy. txt; Going on FB and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying. txt; If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all. txt; Hey, can you explain why there’s a dissected coconut in my purse???? txt; Yeah, I’m just gonna keep fucking other guys ‘til this idiot figures out he loves me. txt; P.S., he swallowed my earring last night, so yeah. txt; Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I’m just a bitch and some people find it endearing. txt; That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very, very terrified of you. txt; I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN. txt; Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they’ll die if they don’t send unsolicited dick pics txt; I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder, and it actually hurts. txt; You were more fun when you didn��t have morals. txt; Tell me again why we had to facebook stalk your therapist? txt; I just wanted a booty call and now somehow I’m at his parents’ playing dominoes. But they have tequila, so it’s cool. txt; That’s actually very serious…I really do think of you whenever I see pizza. txt; when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn’t expect them to be about coyotes and burning shoes. txt; Everclear isn’t food, damnit. txt; Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn’t worth it. txt; Do you want to talk about dinosaurs? txt; I should stop using “Braveheart would do it” as a basis for decision making… txt; He’s my ex’s boss. I’m not above sleeping with him for that fact alone. txt; I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex, and kicked him out, and it’s only 1 p.m. Successful day so far. txt; He is getting no nudes from me. I don’t even care if I’m losing his legal advice. txt; I’m not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I’m in. txt; Was I at least graceful when I fell down that flight of stairs and broke my hand? txt; My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything…and drinking… txt; …Okay, fine. But I don’t want to be a better person tonight. I’ll be a better person tomorrow. txt; Just once I’d like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on. txt; I tried to help you up, but you said “let me dance it off”. txt; Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I’m over here deep throating a bottle of whiskey.

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soulmate au prompts.

send a number for a starter / drabble based off a specific soulmate au!  most are taken from this list.  feel free to add more if you want!  (can also be adapted to fit poly ships!)

the one where you only see color once you meet your soulmate.

the one where you have your soulmate’s name written on your body.

the one where you and your soulmate have matching marks on your bodies.

the one where you and your soulmate have matching marks and the marks glow when you’re near your soulmate.

the one where you don’t know your soulmate until you touch them.

the one where when you dream you’re seeing whatever your soulmate is currently experiencing.

the one where you and your soulmate share an emotional link.

the one where your soulmate’s first words to you are written on your body.

the one where your soulmate’s last words to you are written on your body.

the one where you have a timer on your wrist that counts down to when you meet your soulmate.

the one where soulmates share extreme physical sensation — if one gets hurt, the other gets hurt, and etc.

the one where soulmates can heal each other’s injuries.

the one where only your soulmate can kill you.

the one where color appears on your body wherever your soulmate first touches you.

the one where every lie your soulmate tells you appears on your skin.

the one where anything written on your skin appears on your soulmate’s skin as well.

the one where your soulmate’s name is on one wrist and your enemy’s name is on the other and you have no clue which is which.

the one where whenever you get a song stuck in your head, it’s because your soulmate is singing it.

the one where soulmates are reincarnated and keep finding each other throughout their different lives.

the one where you don’t know your soulmate until you hear them say your name.

the one where you can talk to your soulmate in dreams.

the one where it’s impossible to lie to your soulmate.

the one where once you meet your soulmate, it’s physically uncomfortable to be apart from them for too long.

the one where you have a compass on your body that leads you to your soulmate.

the one where you have the date you’ll meet your soulmate on your wrist.

the one where you have the date your soulmate will die on your wrist.

the one where you can transfer any injuries/pain your soulmate has onto yourself.

the one where some people can see the red string of fate and follow it to their soulmates.

the one where your soulmate’s ghost haunts you when they die.

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“Oh!” Peter jumped startled by the light tap, causing Sirius to snicker at him. He sent a frown his way before turning towards the person that tapped him. Coming face to face with the Hufflepuff girl behind him he smiles shyly, nodding as she spoke.

“Thank you for warning us and for offering- I wouldn’t want to be a bother though. We can just ask Professor Slughorn for more and tell him what happened. I’m sure he’ll understand and get us some more from the potions storage.”

“It is quite alright, I am actually done with the potion so I will not need it anymore.” Dakota smiled and carefully gathered her leaves together, setting them on their table. After putting her own in a glass vial and turning it in she went back to their table still glancing at the leaves. “Who did you mess with enough for them to want you to use poisonous leaves in a healing potion?” The Hufflepuff had just kind of made herself comfortable at their desk in an open spot, her own curiosity getting the better of her. It seemed a little extreme even if someone hated them but maybe they had done something to deserve it.

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Send “UNF” to pin my muse against the wall with DESIRE

Send “UGH” to pin my muse against the wall from FURY

Send “DONT” to pin my muse against the wall to prevent them from LEAVING

Send “OOF” to pin my muse against the wall by ACCIDENT

Send “HA” to pin my muse against the wall as a JOKE

Send “NO” to pin my muse against the wall to PROTECT THEM

Send “LISTEN” to hug my muse against the wall to let them know they LOVE THEM

Send“AH”to pin my muse against the wall but letting a RANDOMIZER choose

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First-Time Interaction starter sentences

“I realise you don’t know me, but please help me, I think I’m going to pass out.” “I’m sorry to interrupt, but I saw someone put something in your drink. You didn’t drink from it already, did you?” “I got robbed and have no way of getting home. They got my phone, so I can’t call anyone. Could I please borrow your phone?” “Shit! Sorry, I didn’t see you there… Are you okay?” “Charlie! Imagine seeing you here!– Oh. Wait, you aren’t Charlie…” “Excuse me, I was looking to get my girlfriend a bra, could you help me– You’re not the shop assistant, are you?” “Watch out for that truck!” “Is this your wallet?” “You look very different to your profile picture…” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Did you see that?! He had a gun.” “Are you the girl/guy from So You Think You Can Dance?!” “Err– I’m sorry to interrupt, but I was just walking behind you and I think you must have sat in something…” “I know I don’t know you and this might sound really strange, but do you have a room or a spare settee or something I could crash on? I could pay you… I just… I really need someone to help me out right now.” “HELP ME!” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “Are you alright? You look really pale.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” ”Have you lost something? Can I help?” “Are you okay? Did someone hurt you?”.

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First meeting starter prompts!

👗: Your character sees mine wearing a very nice outfit and simply must compliment them on it!

👟: Our characters meet while jogging on the same trail.

👜: My character drops their bag and yours approaches them to return it.

☂: A sudden rainstorm starts up and your character is caught without an umbrella, so my character shares theirs.

🌨: Our characters get inside somewhere during a huge snowstorm, but they get snowed in together!

🍽: Our characters’ orders are mixed up at a restaurant and they’re given each other’s meals by mistake.

🍺: Our characters meet at a bar. Actually drinking any alcohol is optional.

☕️: Our characters meet at a cozy little coffeehouse.

🏆: Our characters team up to win a competition. (What it’s a competition of is up to one or both of us to decide!)

🎸: Our characters have seats right next to each other at a concert and are both super excited to be there!

🎮: Our characters are both waiting in line at the store to buy a cool new video game they’ve both been excited for.

🏘: My character moves into the house right next door to yours.

📱: My character accidentally put the wrong number into their phone and texts your character by mistake.

🎉: Our characters both attend a super fun party, but they’re both too shy to get out there and join the ruckus and just decide to talk to one another instead.

❗️Our characters accidentally bump into each other while walking down the street.

⚠️: Your character notices mine in a dangerous situation and decides to step in and try to help them out.

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“Sorry to break your concentration but I believe someone switched the labels on the leaves you are using. I wanted to warn you before you used it since you actually have a Tentacula leaf when you actually need Dittany and Tentacula leaves are very poisonous when handled without gloves.” The Hufflepuff had leaned over towards the person sitting in front of her, tapping on their shoulder before she spoke so she could warn them. Dakota had been waiting for her potion to cool down a little and was looking around the room to see how the others were doing when she noticed the odd looking plant of the person in front of her. Once she had realized what it was she wanted to warn him before he touched it and got hurt from a silly prank. “I have some extra Dittany leaves if you need some.”

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“I had my headphones in and was sitting at a table clearly not wanting any company since my bag was in the other chair.” Blair looks up at the person who had made themselves comfortable in the chair across from her, clearly annoyed by the disturbance. The witch had tried to ignore them at first, turning up the volume of her music so she couldn’t hear but once they moved her bag so they could sit she had reached her limit. Removing her earbuds as she spoke and leaning forward on the table, staring directly in their eyes.“You can’t seem to take a hint so whatever you need had better be very important.” Being in public was not about to stop Blair from using her magic on the person across from her if whatever they needed was not important in her opinion.

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“You know it doesn’t actually cost anything to get inside, the gates are just for show.” The witch spoke as she walked up behind the girl just outside the gates of the circus. It was between her showtimes and Blair always loved wondering around outside the gates to find people just hanging out but not going it. “Even if you aren’t too big on the circus I am sure you could find something worth your while and if you don’t the only thing you truly lost is time.” Blair always just assumed people were too nervous to go in or were afraid of what could happen inside so if she did find someone lurking she liked to make it her goal to find out what they were doing.

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“Hey there, I am really sorry to bother you like this but I have absolutely no idea where I am going. Do you happen to know where the library is?” Alice had approached the girl after having spent a solid minute trying to ask people for help but not actually getting any. After on bell rung the hallways cleared out more and she was starting to panic, nothing really looked familiar anymore. She had graduated from her old school early and had found a part-time job here so she keep herself occupied but most have just figured she was another student.

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Starter Call: Hope/Blair

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Starter Call: Allison/Alice

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Starter Call: Dakota

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