what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?
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the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.
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reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk
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You can't make this up. Way to go Twitter
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wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
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