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Drawing some hollow knight instead of finishing it

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How upset do you think Toriel would be if she found Asriel, Kris, and Frisk all eating her pie together in the middle of the night when she explicitly told them not to do that?

Why am I picturing them on the floor, on all fours, gathered around the pie and eating it with their faces? (Yes, that includes Asriel)

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I've been wanting to submit this for a long time and now I finally have it (feel free to delete this before posting)

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(source)

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what the fuck why would anyone call it that

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original reddit post

AusPATH post (guidelines on how/what to submit)

MSAC application (submissions close 14th February, 2025)

if you're trans and Australian, please make a submission - the more the better

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hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to get pregnant, right?

(crossposting from my old twitter)

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one time a ranger 1 (so not law enforcement) at the state park where i worked was getting rid of a bunch of clothes so he put them all in garbage bags and dropped them off at the bunkhouse where all the seasonal employees lived and he said we could go through them before he donated them and we all took a tshirt or two and then a month later we were throwing a party and I was like "we should all wear his clothes to the party" and he came in and it took him like an hour and five drinks to suddenly be like "wait a minute.................."

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If you evolve your Eevee in Quebec you get a Celinedeon.

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You would think that Disco Elysium is a sequel to Rhythm Heaven. But it's not that

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Vampire: "please have some SCARY wine"

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Princess with an empathic link to her sworn protector but she has severe anxiety so her door keeps getting thrown open and someone in full armor runs in yelling I'LL PROTECT YOU MY LADY, WHERE'S THE DANGER? and she's just got outlook open and there's two (2) emails she needs to reply to

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Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

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I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW