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Magic isn’t actually a secret the wizards are trying to hide from you or anything. People just kept thinking they were like really good at slight of hand and at a certain point they stopped trying

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There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall

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eepy big cat for candybleed on twitter

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Manholes are clearly the superior mode of transport

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haha funni feesh

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all of my pacman comics

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this clip from this streamer fucking up his streamdeck buttons has got me sobbing

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Here's the result of my Armageddon fuckery.

This was heavily compressed and resized down to 48x20 or something, then resized back up to 1080p and had the subtitles burnt in. The subtitles are from a different movie (1996's Space Truckers) and are in both 1. Danish and, 2. Comic Sans.

The audio was downmixed to mono, resampled to 2000hz, pitch-shifted down a couple octives, then pitch shifted back up, then had aggressive dynamics normalization applied. Backwards, so the louds became louder.

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"holy shit...I-I'm...nothing to you"

Hey, no, don't say that. You're everything to me"

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idk how to explain it but they are the same genre of character trios to me.

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Customer: MY GIRLFRIENDS NAME DMV: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP Verdict: DENIED

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the man says what do we do with all this mess. 

just give up HAHAHAHAHA

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if you go to the toilet and your a american and you come out of the toilet and you are a american and you go in to the toilet and come out again if you are a american you are a peemerican.

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what did the cow say to the horse?

we’re similar… but not really

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What yellow and dangerous? A lion with machine guns for claws