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the human mind is prone to catastrophizing when left unoccupied. And that’s why it’s important to always have a little Blorbo to rotate in your head. It acts as a protective charm of sorts to redirect your imagination away from harmful spirals

thoughts without Blorbo: oh my god I was so cringe in seventh grade why did I do that

thoughts with Blorbo: I haven’t considered the interactions with bleebus; I must rectify this immediately

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based on this post and my longing for tragic love.

haha it's really fun to do a star wars marathon while drawing this, i assure you i was totally normal and did not sob the whole duration of revenge of the sith :D

comms // tip jar

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fanfic writers will go "anyone gonna explore the kinda fucked up or emotionally impactful implications of this minor canon detail?" and then not wait for an answer.

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The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

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When the character needs to be put in situations but you need to scrub the tub and do the dishes.

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I need to fuck that old man in his goop bath.

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Imptober 2025: Imperial Kinktober

Brought to you by the Seswennan Social Club (aka the Imperial discord server), we are very pleased to present Imptober 2025! For the fifth (!) year running, please enjoy this collection of Imperial Kinktober prompts for the month of October. All fanworks are welcome, whether it be fic, fanart, curated playlists, etc.

Unlike previous years, this year we're doing themed weeks, to afford more time to create fanworks and to appreciate the ones other people make. Each Friday in the month of October, you are invited to submit your Imperial Kinktober piece for that week's theme to the ao3 collection here.

Which characters are allowed? For your work to be included in the ao3 collection, it needs to focus on the Imperials (for example, Original Trilogy Imps like Veers, Piett, Jerjerrod, and Motti, NuCanon Imps like Dedra Meero, Syril Karn, and Orson Krennic, and Legends Imps like Thrawn and Pellaeon), Imperial Ships, and/or Imperial OCs. Vader as a figure interacting with the Imps is fine, but if the primary focus of your work is solely Vader, Palpatine, or other Sith who serve the Empire without an Imperial nexus, it does not fit the event. For example, Vader/Piett is fine because Piett is an Imperial, but Vader/Padme is not. Remember, we’re here for the Imps who serve the Empire, not the Sith.

What ratings are permitted? Works of any rating are welcome.

When are the fanworks due? Post your fanworks each Friday in the month of October (October 3, 10, 17, 24, and 31).

Am I limited to only one prompt per week? Absolutely not! You can use as many of the prompts that week in your fanwork as you'd like. You can also create multiple fanworks if you'd like to do something for more than one prompt.

Please message me or @shakespeareaddict with any questions. And if you're not in the Imperial discord server but you're over 18 and interested, feel free to reach out as well ;)

The Imptober 2025 Prompts:

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setting up a tiny detail in one chapter to pay it off in the next few chapters feels sooo devious like oooh i can't wait to write the small little reference here that 70% of readers will miss but 30% of readers will cheer for

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Princess Leia on Hoth | illustrated by Alex Maleev

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my father before me

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Star Wars | illustrated by Alex Maleev

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Well, she isn't wrong,,,,,

Star Wars dialogue! I bet you were expecting something serious, sorry to disappoint nkjdsfnlkdfjsnsdf, anyways this is a really messy one, it's silly!

More of this AU >>>: first ||| second || next

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the absolute state of being a star wars fanfic writer

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Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

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Some more still renders of my Pigeon 3D model, in various poses and from various angles

Stickers

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I’d fuck Darth Vader , I don’t know how but if there’s a hole there’s a goal