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poll idea that's too big for tumblr. what are your favorite letters?

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Nobody talks about this

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:3

ideal youtube comments section

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the name "Alvin an the Chipmunks" implies Alvin is not a Chipmunk

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the date format should be y3m1y1d2/y2d1/m2y4, which for todays date would be 2025/01/15

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Me starting to copy the random noises my friends make

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Reblog this if you want a slightly ominous compliment in your inbox

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correct! the floor has the shortest line

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

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They call me chicken little the way I wage war against the gods until even the sky has fallen.

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who watches the watcher

who guards the guardians

who says the owl

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the ghoul i sent on that mission for bones has returned with a bountiful Harvest good

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whats the most common dice roll?

obviously it isnt 7 or above, and the amount of D4s in the world should be more significant than weighted dice, so im thinking its out of 1-4, but between those i cant think of anything obvious

i have seen a cubic die labelled 1,1,2,2,3,3 so if those are remotely common then its probably not 4 either

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dissonants, the evil twin of consonants

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dentists know two things

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why don't quokkas have phones?

because they're scared of quokka dials

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top tip: combine "throw them under the bus" and "throw them a bone* to get "throw them a bus"

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yes sire, as the court mage i *could* turn all of your people into sheep, but i urge you to consider the ramifications