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Inktober day 11 : What lies below

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literally every music genre has at least one album that will absolutely change your life if you give it a shot

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Appreciating an art

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line & ayo!!

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you know there actually is a meaningful difference between 'men's' and 'women's' deodorant beyond the selection of scents. 'mens' plays better with pit hair and doesn't pill up in it and 'womens' tends to have a more powdery finish to help prevent chafing. so really the two genders are actually hairy and bald.

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If that doesn't have potential for some fairytale nonsense, I don't know what does.

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everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her

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hey if u remember me talking abt a piece i did in february that was a banger but i couldnt post it yet, well this is the one! i can post it now cos the zine is finished — check it out here (it's free)!!

[id: a digital painting featuring engineer & mercenary from risk of rain 2. engineer is kneeling in front of a patch of green bustling fungi, pointing at one that's become a weeping fungus, black and white with a pink glow. mercenary stands to the right, bending down a little to look, with a hand on the chin of his helmet. the two are standing in the sundered grove, surrounded by tall mushrooms glowing blue & huge tree branches going off to the side. the background stretches far back into the landscape, and you can see the shattered moon up high. end id]

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I love those incorrect Wayne family posts where a baby bat (usually dick) calls Bruce to be like … so the house is on fire….

But what’s infinitely funnier

Is the fact that

Dicks house blew up, the circus was burned down, everyone he so much as brushed shoulders with on the street was being gunned down, his last link to learning his language lost.

He then finds out all of this happened due to a traffic jam, watched a man die in front of him, had a panic attack on a rooftop, had…stuff that’s less than savory and I will not discuss done to him on said rooftop by a former FBI agent who was sisters with the district attorney.

And he still didnt call Bruce.

Dick Grayson would rather commit suicide via radioactive city than ask Bruce Wayne for a dime.

and the best part is when its not Dick its Tim

the boy who invented a fake uncle so CPS couldn't fuck with him and he didn't wanna ask Bruce to adopt him

Bruce adopted Dick so that Tims fanboy instincts (I got adopted by one direction au except its the last survivor of a niche acrobat troupe you were obsessed with as pre-teen) would override his repulsion at asking Bruce for help.

Like Tim calls Dick for help with casework and goes "only bruce is free... guess ill just die then lol"

and when Dick needs help... he calls superman (not bruce) or the titans (who hate bruce) or he also goes "well Ive had a good run let me see if I can mask this attempt on my life as a last bid at heroics"

Bruce would cry tears of pure joy if Dick or Tim called him for help with anything ever. (after testing to see if the weren't replaced by clones and also half expecting this to be a case of being trapped in a dreamworld)

like the rest of the kids also wouldn't call Bruce but these two are the ones who like bruce (mostly in Tims case.... Occasionally in Dicks but yeah)

there's Cass but she fought Wonder Woman and broke into stephs, babs, dicks and Bruces places for shits and giggles she's not asking anyone for shit.

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epiaphany's 911 advent calendar - 23/24

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It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.

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I almost forgot how good Elijah Wood is as Frodo. Frodo Baggins really is the specialest little guy… he really serves that Doomed Waif Energy. Remember when people liked to hate Frodo for no reason? He’s literally just a tragic little guy

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insecurity is so stupid when you lay it on paper. yeah i was alone with my thoughts for a while so i decided that everyone hates me and wants me dead. source: trust me <3