neptunianduck
neptunianduck
i just think it鈥檚 neat
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Tchotchkes, thingamajigs, whatchamacallits, the works. I hoard superhero things on superfriends-superbros
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neptunianduck 26 minutes ago
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She would have run amazing fan websites 馃ズ鈾ワ笍
@thisweekinfandomhistory y鈥檃ll would love this
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neptunianduck 20 hours ago
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hey in case you didn't know trans inclusive terminology in healthcare is not about protecting peoples feelings, it's to stop insurance companies from going "well it says here that hysterectomies are a procedure performed on WOMEN and you keep insisting that you're a MAN so we do not in fact have to cover that have a nice day and eat shit"
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neptunianduck 21 hours ago
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Headcanon that Dick's siblings (-Tim, he knows everything) have no idea that he has a new job every time, and think he's still a cop.
Like Dick every time they mention his police job and he says "I'm not a cop anymore, I'm..." and he names something different every time, they think he's lying.
Jason: Isn't it ironic? One brother is a cop and the other is a crime lord.
Dick: Although I'm not a police officer anymore, I'm a gym teacher.
Jason, thinking he's being sarcastic: Yeah, and I'm not a crime lord anymore as well.
Dick: Good for you.
Damian: Richard, why aren't you in the office? I thought this was your working hours.
Dick, who went to pick up Damian from school: Now I work in the afternoon and at night, I am a bartender.
Damian, doesn't believe him because Dick is Nightwing at night: hm...
Steph, on the phone : Dick, do you think you can get me some reports from the office? There's a case here in Gotham and I think it's spread to Bl眉dhaven, they probably have them there in the records.
Dick: Steph, I haven't been a police officer for months, but I'll see if I can get through an ex-colleague for you. I'll call you later, I'm in the middle of a photo shoot.
Steph: ok, thank uuuu.
Steph, hanging up the call: If he didn't could help me right now he could say so, there was no need to make up that excuse.
Cass: He might be in an undercover job right now.
Steph: Maybe you're right.
Duke simply refuses to talk to him anymore because he still thinks he's a cop.
Tim: You've been in this job for two months, I think that's a record. Do you like it?
Dick, hanging upside down in the cave: Something like that? I just don't know what I want to do now and I don't want to be unemployed until I decide.
Tim: Hmm... I don't think you want to be in an office again, do you?
Dick: I'm not going back to WE, once was enough for a lifetime.
Tim: Fair enough. Can I at least ask you for a photo shoot for a season to promote the new line?
Dick: Sure, it was fun being a model for a while.
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neptunianduck 21 hours ago
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Huge thanks to Richard of the Order of the Blade for throwing me around!
(If you鈥檙e in the UK, consider checking them out! The order are a combat school with a really fun and welcoming ethos)
And as always, more bows, swords, and nonesense on Patreon
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neptunianduck 21 hours ago
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neptunianduck 21 hours ago
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straight up broccoli
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neptunianduck 22 hours ago
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So we're gonna mock Dick's Discowing costume when Jason has these costumes?
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neptunianduck 22 hours ago
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the flag of war
a while ago, a friend showed me this post:
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And I was seized with a vision.
behold: the reversible, cozy, nonbinary flag of peace/wartime lap quilt!!
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the binding is rainbow, as it appropriate, and the thread I used for quilting it is this guy:
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it鈥檚 not crazy visible on the actual quilt, but it鈥檚 there! I think this is one of my better bindings, and overall I鈥檓 really pleased with how it came out! It鈥檚 a little late for a Christmas present, but it鈥檚 still freezing where I live, so I hope it鈥檒l still be enjoyed!
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neptunianduck 22 hours ago
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truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest
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neptunianduck 22 hours ago
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neptunianduck 22 hours ago
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neptunianduck 22 hours ago
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Albert Matignon (1860-1937), Le Vampire de l'Opium.
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neptunianduck 22 hours ago
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I made some little fairies out of pressed flowers 馃尫
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neptunianduck 22 hours ago
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Bothersome creature
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neptunianduck 1 day ago
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Batman/Superman: World鈥檚 Finest #9
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Dying at the way Dick just shoved Roy to the side 馃拃
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neptunianduck 2 days ago
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neptunianduck 2 days ago
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I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it鈥檚 the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:
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(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the state of the classroom fish tank was dire under the substitute teacher鈥檚 tyrannical rule. The class convened at recess, and decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the situation. I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)
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