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glinda upland and elphaba thropp + onion headlines (part one)

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This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

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If I had a nickel for every time I watched a golden retriever bisexual with a jeep fall for his bisexual awakening black cat gay man and then jump head first into a future that scares the hell out of their partner that they run away...

I'd have 2 nickles, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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I could listen to them pretend to bicker all day :)

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thinking about buck having a depressive episode all through season six and getting struck by lightning

how he spent months searching for the key to happiness, how he questioned the fragility of life and his purpose for living after a traumatic near death experience

and then months later, he tells tommy that the night they flew into a hurricane was the most fun he's had "since getting struck by lightning"

thinking about how tommy got buck to live again

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Top Ten Smosh Dynamics As Voted By Smoshblr

→ 4: Shayne & Amanda

"I flirt with you everyday, Shayne."

Gif Cred: @hipsternumbertwo

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Galinda gives the impression that she was jealous of Fiyero when, in fact, she was jealous of Elphaba, for not choosing her. 😭

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JONATHAN BAILEY (featuring Jack the Horse)

Anthony Bridgerton | Bridgerton 2x08 Fiyero Tigelaar | Wicked

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imagine becoming friends with this girl--not like, super close friends, just on friendly terms--who seems destined to become an influencer. she's not one yet but she already has a following at the school you both attend and everybody likes her because she's nice to everyone and pretty funny. one day she starts hanging out with this absolute loser buzzkill sjw and at first you're like, fine, it's a good look to shout out smaller content creators, but then they just never STOP hanging out

one day both of them leave campus to go on a day trip and clearly SOMETHING happens, because right before dinner you get an emergency alert on your phone that her loser friend is on the FBI's most wanted list for animal torture? the popular girl's not answering any of her texts, even from her hot metrosexual boyfriend that she has, and no one hears anything until the next day when she goes Live and announces that she got a really big sponsorship from THE PRESIDENT, no followup on that thing where her bff apparently was a terrorist this whole time

the next few years are really scary because the terrorist keeps evading capture and like, commiting so many atrocities and the details always end up getting leaked. you're terrified in particular because duh, you went to school with that psychopath and apparently she was doing all these terrible things and turning into some freaky three eyed snake when you weren't paying attention. the one spot of joy for everybody's doomscrolling is the popular girl. she does an adread for the government at the start of all her stuff, but the content itself is just like. hauls and GRWMs and makeup tutorials with the occasional day in the life sprinkled in, which is always nice to consume after another horrific news cycle.

she gets engaged to the hot metrosexual boyfriend from school eventually and does an Engagement Reveal bc of course she does, and it's...really weird?? hot metrosexual fiance leaves abruptly halfway through and then the whole thing turns into like. this bizarre apology video, with crying and everything, only she doesn't give specifics or context AT ALL before it's over and she goes back to doing a mukbang with some of her fans and your old principal, who probably got her that government sponsorship. apparently some crazy shit happens to the country after that but you weren't really following it bc you were too busy talking with your friends about what the FUCK was up with that engagement annoucement. you all go back through her history to figure out what problematic thing she might have done but you can't find anything, other than being friendly with the terrorist chick when you were all in school. obviously she couldn't have known about the terrorism back then, so it might just be drama farming. she's a pretty bad actor

except she doesn't post again for a few days, which is worrying since she's ALWAYS followed a super strict upload schedule, but the country is pretty much on fire at that point, so. when she next posts you're pretty excited, because maybe you'll get an explanation for some/any of this, or preferably a sequel drama video

instead she tells you that the terrorist chick is dead, the president is. resigning? leaving? also dead? and he never sponsored any other influencers, which means she's president now, and after she throws your old principal in jail she's gonna teach everybody how to be nice

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WICKED (2024) — dir. Jon M. Chu

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WICKED: PART ONE (2024, Jon M. Chu)

Come with me. Think of what we could do, together.

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WICKED (2024) — dir. Jon M. Chu

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How to impress your newfound boyfriend:

1. Take him on a romantic trip to spy on the enemy’s fortress.

2. Impress him with your bilingual skills. 

3. Flirt with him constantly.  

Bonus: Untie your hair to show him your luscious locks

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BROTHER-IN-ARMS

“Therapon was the word he used. A brother-in-arms sworn to a prince by blood oaths and love. In war, these men were his honor guard; in peace, his closest advisers. It was a place of highest esteem, another reason the boys swarmed Peleus’ son, showing off; they hoped to be chosen.”

                                                ― Madeline Miller, The Song of Achilles

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Say what you will about Vikings: Valhalla but at least they're continuing the Vikings tradition of creating tension between two of the male leads that will go unresolved until one of them die. Faithful to its source <3