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neo's birthday sale 2025 !

another birthday, another instance of me feeling increasingly like a grandpa... but i come bearing a small gift as a token of gratitude for supporting my little graphic endeavours ! use this link or enter the code BIRTH10 at checkout when purchasing any of my ko-fi store products for a 10% discount. the code is valid until the end of april (midnight on the 30th) ! thank you all once again for all the support over the years despite my sporadic activity ! as an alternative means to support and help me out, leaving a tip is always super appreciated too (but no pressure!)

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* 𝐊𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 :   a selection of roleplay ask prompts taken from various gordon ramsay quotes from  “ kitchen nightmares ”.  any of these prompts may be modified accordingly to fit your muses.  perfect if you’re looking for interactions involving profanity, insults and arguments.

❝ i wouldn’t even trust you to run a bath ! ❞ ❝ oh my god ! now he's setting himself on fire ! ❞ ❝ wow, what a fucking sponge. ❞ ❝ who cares if you're on fucking prozac, don't worry about that. ❞ ❝ you're so full of fucking shit that you'd make a great politician. ❞ ❝ you’re a donkey ! ❞ ❝ what is it you want ? a fight ? ❞ ❝ i'm not here to blow smoke up your fucking arse, let me tell you that. ❞ ❝ do the fuck what you want to do. but don't fuck with me. got it ? ❞ ❝ now i know the exact problem in here. i’m staring at it. ❞ ❝ i am not going to stand there and even attempt to take that crap from you. ❞ ❝ honestly, i've seen enough. let's get the fuck out of here. ❞ ❝ it's not possible for someone to have his head so far up his arsehole. fuck me. ❞ ❝ you must be out of your tiny mind ! ❞ ❝ you're just massaging your fucking ego. ❞ ❝ were you intoxicated at the time ? ❞ ❝ you’ve got a brain. use it. ❞ ❝ what the fuck are you on ? what the fuck are you on ? ❞ ❝ i will go straight to hell. ❞ ❝ HEY, PANINI-HEAD ! LISTEN TO ME ! ❞ ❝ this is not a romantic eat-out, this is a valentine fucking massacre ! ❞ ❝ it's like somebody's pissed in my soup. ❞ ❝ wow. let's start off with 0 out of 10 for presentation. ❞ ❝ jesus. i’d rather get fucking divorced. ❞ ❝ you're fucking delusional. ❞ ❝ YOU ARE SO IN DENIAL, YOU NEED THERAPY ! ❞ ❝ i don't want you smelling that, no, not with your state of health, i don't want you in a coma. ❞ ❝ are they trying to put me in a hospital for two years ? i mean, it's bad. it is bad. ❞ ❝ no, you're not eating that. no, no, no. ❞ ❝ i can't teach you that ! that's called common sense ! ❞ ❝ would you mind just blessing my food ? ❞ ❝ it's not just about the carrots. carrots are just a fucking example of 20 things that have gone wrong ! ❞ ❝ i’m deeply sorry your feelings were hurt. ❞ ❝ hate me, don't hate the wings. ❞ ❝ how sad is that ? honestly, come on. how fucking depressing is that ? ❞ ❝ holy mackerel. look at the size of that thing. ❞ ❝ i have never ever ever ever EVER, believed in someone as little as i believe in you ! ❞ ❝ do you see how slimy my hand is ?! ❞ ❝ LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS PLACE ! it's fucking ridiculous ! ❞ ❝ you’re supposed to put salt on the fucking food ! ❞ ❝ you’re going to kill someone ! tell him in his language he’s going to kill someone ! ❞ ❝ my gran could do better and she’s dead ! ❞ ❝ i don’t give a FUCK what anyone says ! ❞ ❝ you can't push an inherently-faulty concept. that's like shining a turd... absolutely futile. ❞ ❝ you fucking donut ! of course you don’t microwave a salad ! ❞ ❝ this guy is seriously off his fucking trolley ! ❞ ❝ i’ve never met such a fucking hard-arse stubborn bullshitter in all my life. ❞ ❝ executive chef ? certified dick ! ❞ ❝ he's fucking dead. a dead lobster! yeah, he's gone. ❞ ❝ un-fucking-believeable ! ❞ ❝ you’ve taught every chef in the world how not to cook. ❞ ❝ the fish is cooked to fuck, there’s shit and piss all over the place... ❞ ❝ then prove him fucking wrong ! ❞ ❝ thank god you’re not as stubborn as your dad ! ❞ ❝ in a nutshell, we have sleepy, dopey, and grumpy. who am i ? snow fucking white ? ❞ ❝ when you take a bite of that, it's almost like you've got a breaded condom in your mouth. ❞ ❝ wow. they're dreadful. i sure wouldn't put my name on that. i wouldn't even put my enemy's name on that. ❞ ❝ "definitely old" ?! it's green ! smell that. ❞ ❝ those poor fuckers out there are eating this. ❞ ❝ "oh, i've never seen that before!" ? THEN OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES ! ❞ ❝ hey, you need a little diaper changing ? that time of night ? a little poo-poo? crapped your pants ? ❞ ❝ the atmosphere in here is horrific. what's going on ? ❞ ❝ where the fuck is that from in italy ? ❞ ❝ THEY'RE MOULDY, YOU PILLOCK !  ❞ ❝ YOU BULLSHITTING LITTLE FUCKER !! ❞ ❝ IF YOU WERE MY BRIGADE, I WOULD'VE FIRED YOU FUCKING SIXTEEN YEARS AGO ! YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, AND YOU ! ❞ ❝ looks like one of the worst urine samples you could ever give. ❞ ❝ i mean, that's just grease. there's more grease in this plate than there is in the greek isles. ❞ ❝ you can't even tell me the truth. do you know why ? because you don't know and you're a fucking joke ! ❞

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neo's birthday sale 2025 !

another birthday, another instance of me feeling increasingly like a grandpa... but i come bearing a small gift as a token of gratitude for supporting my little graphic endeavours ! use this link or enter the code BIRTH10 at checkout when purchasing any of my ko-fi store products for a 10% discount. the code is valid until the end of april (midnight on the 30th) ! thank you all once again for all the support over the years despite my sporadic activity ! as an alternative means to support and help me out, leaving a tip is always super appreciated too (but no pressure!)

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SWEETHEART BUNDLE,   an icon border pack that includes three pairs of matching icon borders, 6 borders total! may require basic photoshop knowledge, but otherwise pretty straightforward to use! feel free to change colours, text, assets, etc. just remember to credit! available for purchase on my ko-fi shop for £6.

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just stopping by with a little appreciation post for a some of my favourite creators out there that offer free and paid resources ! some also offer commissions as well. do go check these talented people out !

@aedearly @cassiaslair @cavalierfou @cellohum @creationcolors @csources @elv1raes @endlesswood @europarph @faegfx @galacticsources @gfx @indigogfx @interstellarresources @isaworks @jaynedits @jessource @maeresources @ohisms @paletterph @pinkinnards @poetryrph @poohsources @rpclefairy @sawbonesources @sereg0re @somresources @suncarrds @supersources @unforgivable-miracles @villainsrph @whereorion @yellowhelper

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just popping in here to say please always feel welcome to tag me following the use of any resources i have available on here — i love seeing what creations you come up with !

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*   GUILTY  (NEW!) :   a softer colouring psd that mutes blues/cyans into softer greys and highlights magentas, oranges and greens.  this psd is POC-FRIENDLY with adjustments and includes four different adjustment options but is not recommended for blue-toned images as it will wash them out. this colouring is for non-commercial and PERSONAL USE ONLY.   CREDIT IS MANDATORY and should be linked to neorph on either tumblr, ko-fi or payhip.   please consider donating on ko-fi if you like my content !

THIS IS A PAID RESOURCE & CAN BE PURCHASED ON KO-FI OR PAYHIP FOR £1.50 GBP .

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* COLOURING PSDS BY NEORPH !

to celebrate the opening of my ko-fi shop i decided to release a new colouring as well as revamp and polish up my two existing colourings to be better organised, in addition to cross-posting them over on ko-fi. while i am still working on transferring the bulk of my resources over onto ko-fi, your support in following, sharing or dropping me a tip if you are able to would mean the world to me !

*   LIMBO  (NEW!) :  a vibrant colouring psd that highlights greens, oranges and reds.  this psd is POC-FRIENDLY with adjustments and includes five different adjustment options.  this colouring is for non-commercial and PERSONAL USE ONLY.   CREDIT IS MANDATORY and should be linked to neorph on either tumblr, ko-fi or payhip.   

THIS IS A PAID RESOURCE & CAN BE PURCHASED ON KO-FI OR PAYHIP FOR £1.50 GBP .

*   SUNKISSED  :  a vibrant all-rounder colouring psd that highlights yellows and reds.  this psd is POC-FRIENDLY with adjustments and includes four different adjustment options.  this colouring is for non-commercial and PERSONAL USE ONLY.   CREDIT IS MANDATORY and should be linked to neorph on either tumblr, ko-fi or payhip.   

THIS IS A PAID RESOURCE & CAN BE PURCHASED ON KO-FI OR PAYHIP FOR £1.50 GBP .

*   BLUEPRINT  :  a vibrant colouring psd that highlights cyans and reds.  this psd is POC-FRIENDLY with adjustments and includes options to decrease orange.  this colouring is for non-commercial and PERSONAL USE ONLY.   CREDIT IS MANDATORY and should be linked to neorph on either tumblr, ko-fi or payhip.   

THIS IS A PAID RESOURCE & CAN BE PURCHASED ON KO-FI OR PAYHIP FOR £1.50 GBP .

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*   JADEITE  :  a fully colour-customisable modern minimalistic graphic template. knowledge of clipping masks is required. this template is for  PERSONAL USE ONLY .  CREDIT IS MANDATORY  and should be linked to neorph on either tumblr or payhip.  fonts featured are arial and 04b03. colouring is not included.

THIS IS A PAID RESOURCE & CAN BE DOWNLOADED HERE FOR £2 .  PLEASE LIKE / REBLOG OR CONSIDER BUYING ME A COFFEE IF THIS IS USEFUL !

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*   MAKO  :  this is a fully colour-customisable minimalist icon border template with optional blockquotes. knowledge of clipping masks and the shape tool is required. this template is for  PERSONAL USE ONLY .  CREDIT IS MANDATORY  and should be linked to neorph on either tumblr or payhip.  the fonts featured are arial and arial black. colouring is not included with this download.

THIS IS A PAID RESOURCE & CAN BE DOWNLOADED HERE OR HERE FOR £2.00 .  PLEASE LIKE / REBLOG OR CONSIDER BUYING ME A COFFEE IF THIS IS USEFUL !

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TECHNOLOGIC, a template + icon border pack! includes 1 pinned graphic template + 2 icon borders, made with a sort of robot + cyber style in mind! clean, user-friendly psd layout with easy-to-edit adjustments made for newer inexperienced photoshop users. all colours are customisable! available on my ko-fi shop for £5! feel free to send an ask/message if there's anything you're having trouble with! better look at the borders under the cut.

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*   LIGHTSEEKER  :   A PRO CARRD TEMPLATE  this is a minimalistic template designed for single muse blogs. includes a static header and four built in pages [ home landing page, guidelines, a detailed muse profile page and verses page ] and other features ; it is optimised for viewing on computer screens but is functional on mobile, albeit a little wonky looking.  this template requires AT LEAST A PRO PLUS ACCOUNT AND A FREE SITE SLOT  [  you can use my referral code NEORPH  to upgrade your account  ] and is for  PERSONAL USE ONLY.    DO NOT REMOVE CREDIT, REDISTRIBUTE OR MODIFY FOR RESALE.

!!  PLEASE MAKE SURE TO READ ALL TERMS & INSTRUCTIONS BELOW CAREFULLY PRIOR TO PURCHASING: ALL SALES ARE FINAL.

      ➝         feel free to move elements around and adjust to suit your own needs ( i do not recommend editing extensively unless you're confident in using carrd ) but  DO NOT COPY SECTIONS OF MY TEMPLATES TO MERGE WITH OTHERS OR "DRAW INSPO" WITHOUT PERMISSION. 

     ➝          DO NOT TOUCH THE CREDIT. don't attempt to pass it off as an accident or anything of the sort, there's no excuse.  DO NOT CLAIM AS YOUR OWN WORK OR REDISTRIBUTE / SEND THE TEMPLATE, WITH OR WITHOUT MODIFICATIONS, TO ANYONE ELSE.

THIS IS A PAID RESOURCE & CAN BE PURCHASED HERE FOR  $12.00+ USD . PLEASE REBLOG OR CONSIDER BUYING ME A COFFEE IF THIS IS USEFUL !

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*  𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐛𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐡 :  𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 !  

hi there, i’m neo ( he / him ) and i’m a self-taught hobbyist designer who has been making graphics from as early as 2009. as a trans poc, i figured commissions would be a means for me to save funds towards private transition costs, as well as cover any general living costs due to me having been stuck without income and living off older savings after having left my previous job for health reasons. currently, i do also offer premade templates on my payhip and premade carrd themes.

please read all the outlined terms and information on my commissions info carrd prior to contacting me !  all pertinent information such as details on what i offer, pricing and examples is contained there.  please share if you can and thank you for your support ! 

[  COMMISSIONS INFO  ]    [  PAYHIP  ]     [  KO-FI  ]  

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the candy box psd pack

🍬 available on GUMROAD or DEVIANTART.

🍬 this pack contains 4 PSDS, a blue centric one called BLUEBERRY TOFFEE, a dark blue/bluish purple centric one called SEA SALT TAFFY, a pinkish purple centric one called RUM RAISINETS, and a green centric one called LIME TWIZZLERS. 🍬 all psds included are poc friendly, suitable for all skin tones as long as you're willing to do some tweaking depending on screencaps and image lighting. a lot of adjustment layers included. 🍬 all psds are exclusive to this psd pack. 🍬  for personal and noncommercial use only. 🍬  please give credit, and please don't claim as your own, edit and reupload or resell. 🍬  like and/or reblog this post if you are using this psd. reblogs help me get the word out for this blog. 🍬  if you get this, thank you so much  ❤️  you are an angel!

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𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔 ... ICON BORDER #01 , DIAL UP ! a green - centered icon border available for personal use . custom recolors are available by request . credit is compulsory . download here !

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for those of you who remember cgtextures circa 2008, texture.ninja has a large repository of public domain textures without annoying hoops to jump through.

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218COMMS LARGE TEXTURE PACK #2.  various large-size textures, all zipped up. 382.8 mb.  give this post a like if you use.  

DOWNLOAD HERE @ MEGA.