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i'll never fucking get over the official splatoon masturbation metaphor. why did she say this. why did nintendo let her say this..

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all I ever wanted was a black grand national

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@kostecko27 Anji leave him alone...

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Valentine inspired by the Xrd chibi art style

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You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

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I'm open commissions for the of January! The deadline is about a week, assuming there's no one in front of you. so stay tuned ^^!! Check out this site for samples!

Contact: Discord @ mamore_S2 https://picachu4875.wixsite.com/lampopo-art

Flat color types do not go through an intermediate review. Mild render and full render types can be reviewed once at rough sketch. so if you have a specific request, please detail it in your application. Of course, if I make a mistake, I'll be sure to fix it.

I don't usually ask for extra payment, but very complex and detailed object or character designs may require an additional fee (around $10 to $30).

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it disturbs me that a significant number of people think that the issue with sexual violence, gendered violence, and misogyny is sexual desire rather than dehumanization, so they are relentlessly suspicious of others' (and their own) desires while simultaneously never at all interrogating others' (and their own) dehumanizing beliefs about other people, both within and outside of sexual contexts

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does ANYONE have the post where it’s like “You know you’re having a good phone call when you start walking around the room” and there’s like 4 pics of a guy standing on a washing machine and sitting upside down you know what I’m talking about

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hes funny

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dead serious WHAT did they put into claire de lune to make it do all that

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i finished this over a month ago and compleeeeetely forgot to post it sorry guys

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this is really just my favorite tiktok

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Looks tasty!

raaaah. My cat would not let me open the oven so i burnt them slightly.

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I went on a date today and she found out I made the bike comic

I was out this this cute girl and I think we were really hitting it off, then she asked what kind of comics I make. I told her, and then as she looked at them on her phone, recognition came over her face.

Her: "oh...OH MY GOD... ARE YOU THE BIKE CUCK GUY???"

Me: "Y-yeah..."

Her: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Her: "WAIT, HOLD ON, I GOTTA SHOW MY FRIENDS THIS."

She asked the people at the table behind us if she could borrow one of their phones for a second to pull up something on the browser. Then she held their phone somewhat in front of hers and took a photo of me along with it.

I never asked for the photo so here is my approximate recreation of what I think it looked like:

She was busy texting seemingly all of her friends as we finished our meals and stood up, when I decided to pipe up again.

Me: "Um, y-you know wh-what would make the happiness in the world increase..."

She looked up from her phone with a sly smile.

Her: "What?"

Me: "I-if...if we k-- um, kissed..."

Her amused smile slowly descended into an absolutely indiscernible neutral expression.

then, after a pause

it rose again into a smile

Her: "You... are so cute. Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you."

I closed my eyes tight, and gently puckered my lips, bracing for a kiss.

Then she slapped my ass so hard that there is still a palm print on it.