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N-I-K-T-O!!!! 📣 🎉

Andre Nikto head canons

We have little information about Niko but here's what I've gathered..

((Also I'd like to kindly add, hi, hello, my name is Mika and I am a Bosnian. The chances of me adding some accurate slav head canons are always high but never low!!🙏🏻 ALSO IM TERRIBLY OBSESSED WITH NIKTO SO IF ENJOY THIS AND YOU WANT DATING NIKTO HEAD CANONS PLEASE LET ME KNOWWW))

Genuine head canons:

Andre Nikto (Никто) is a (scary) Russian military man, roughly 193/194 centimetres (when you compare him to Simon's height) He suffers with acute dissociative disorder (better said DID) yet is still serving the military cause of how he preforms during battle.., so the military still views him as a ideal soldier for combat despite his disorder..

No hate but from what I've seen in some art works claiming it's his "face reveal" you people have to understand that under his mask, his face is disfigured.. so, no he won't be an attractive super model under that mask of his..

I don't think you people are aware how badass Nikto is as a character, almost SIMILAR as Ghost who's in the military for the same reason as everybody else, to risk their life.

Although judging by Nikto's voice lines, he doesn't care who he's killing..if it were up to him, if his teammates serve him zero purpose he'd care less if they die..(after all, you're just a target..) but being a professional, he can't allow that to happen to his teammates

If you look up closely, Nikto wears a military uniform that is different from everyone else with MP-0 written on it. Now if you don't know, MP stands for Military Police (enforcement agencies connected with, or part of, the military of a state.) and zero next to it meaning "nothing" and this is important which is what Nikto refers himself as..

Yeah so about that..

I have a theory about Nikto's nickname

After being captured and brutally tortured with whatever sick tendency mister Z had in store for him. It was Mister Z that couldn't really get much Information about Andre.

They would start torturing him while repeating to Andre that he's nothing, he's no one, what he is is nothing but what he is is everything. Those words play in the back of his head and they never seen to go away.

(This is extremely relevant cause Mister Z tried to get to know a bit of Andre by looking through some research come to find his citizenship and language are censored making him a nobody. Keep in mind, if he found any information about Andre viewing from personal life etc. it will be used as blackmail..)

After recovering his scars and taken to therapy after 7 years he was diagnosed with DID

NOW moving on to the DID part

(What I said about the fact that people overlook Nikto's disorder, I mean it..

Some don't really write about his disorder which is fine but when someone does it gets messy. )

Alters aren't easy to deal with, it's actually gonna haunt you till the day that you die cause there's no cure for it. And in Nikto's case it's from PTSD and Nikto is very aware of his alters..

Let me tell you how Nikto's disorder affects him. Switching can be consensual, forced or triggered, Nikto values silence as much as the next person cause he's dealing with much inside his head already. The kind of guy that would "watch TV" while dissociating with a 100 yard glare with very slow blinking and a slight headache..

There are times where his personalities would correct him when hes referring to himself (example: I'm up..(his personality correctes him) WE'RE up..)

"He made us do this" (and other voice lines I can't recall..)

Maybe cut bits of an apple with a knife and eat it while watching TV..

He has medication prescribed for him but he didn't wanna depend on medications cause they're just drugs..they're nothing to him but just drugs..

He has dissociative amnesia too, sometimes he would wander around confused maybe even annoyed. The amnesia appears to be caused by traumatic or stressful experiences endured or witnessed..Although the forgotten information may be inaccessible to consciousness, it sometimes continues to influence behavior

Like I said he likes quiet people, someone who doesn't waste their air on small talk..

Example; don't really talk to him about the weather, unless you have something interesting to say but if the conversation is gonna go nowhere , don't talk..he finds that a waste of time

People assume just because he's Russian that he likes vodka, he doesn't like vodka...-He doesn't like any alcoholic beverage cause it makes his problems a lot worse,...maybe If you were lending him some as an offering, he'll take it but he has SOME self control, he's okay with coffee, though..

It's relevant cause he stays awake at late hours since he finds it difficult to sleep, he'll stay up late with no music, nothing, just a silent room. It doesn't matter if he tries the military tactic where you just close your eyes and turn off your thoughts, it's very different when you have voices screaming inside your head...

Despite everything he's still intelligent, so being smart + strength + sharp reflexes and you got yourself a criminal

Death doesn't phase him, but to him death is like sleeping, he's not scared of death considering that he's been through hell those past few months.

He likes the simple things, don't complicate anything..because he's quick with catching an attitude..be blunt and forward and stumble over your words..

Nikto shows confidence in the battlefield,just like König, except he has a high rush of adrenaline and will laugh at the enemies death.

Fun fact: in this one comic Price calls Nikto "psycho"

And it's without a doubt that he is one.., a sadistic, sociopathic, psychopath

After splitting, his alters can and will get more aggressive and do more harm and damage to others cause they're doing the most at protecting the host.. (depending on the alter, some wanna protect him while some wanna hurt him)

Oh by the way about the intelligence part, I mean he has a good good memory with remembering faces..

He doesn't like people looking at him funny, he'll get angry really fast and annoyed at the same time.., he won't show hesitation when it comes to approaching you and asking you what are you looking at (it's like trying to avoid eye contact with a homeless man Infront of a store, that's how scared you would be)

He's slow with jokes or any form of humor that you throw at him??? You'll be excited to tell him a joke, and when you do he just looks at you and tells you never to do that again..,or just straight up tell you he doesn't get it...??? and probably trying to explain it either he gets it or not he'll still tell you that it's not funny

He doesn't argue, or he does? Arguing with him will costs you avoiding getting objects thrown at you so you can get out of his sight..tragic, now you have a teammate that hates your guts and won't apologize for it.

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Vegeta was too stunned to speak

We're doing Calvin and Hobbes bits now ig

Take this while I finish... the other thing...

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*chanting* “need it! need it!”

I’M TIRED OF SMUT, I WANT TOOTH ACHING FLUFF AND HEART SHATTERING ANGST.

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Sick

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I am Simon, he is me 😢

🕊️: simon centric | sfw | no shipping | just ramblings about simon growing up poor inspired by my very real feelings and personal childhood. | not proofread (it’s 2am) | mdni

simon ghost riley is totally money blind.

in the sense that he grew up dirt poor and is absolutely scandalized by how much everything costs. growing up, his mother dragged him and tommy to every local food pantry and thrift store. as a kid he was aware that there existed cheap things and expensive things but being surrounded by stuff who’s average price swam in the single digits really warped his perception of the cost of living.

and that’s on top of the fact that he didn’t really get any financial literacy until he was well in his career in the military that wasn’t hoarding it. you’re trying to tell him that a shirt can cost 15£? do you know how many he could get at the nearest thrift store for that much? nearly one for one! hell, he could get as much as he can carry for free at the church flea markets!

simon genuinely can’t imagine spending more than 5£ on most things. any piece of clothing or piece of food costing anything more than the specific price set in his head by his childhood is immediately ridiculed. can it stop a bullet and also come with built in wifi? no? scam!

simon’s money blindness gets to the point where he is he can’t decipher if something is a good deal or not. buy three mayos get three free. fuck, can he even finish that much mayo? he’d be set for life if he bought it though. there has to be a use for that much mayo. shoes on sale? was 100 now it’s 78? no way, but the quality is supposed to be really good. he definitely falls victim to buying the cheap stuff that’ll wear out in 2 weeks instead of investing in one expensive but sturdy identical item.

shopping at the average market gets him so overwhelmed. he often just retreats to soup kitchens and the community organized swap meets. feels his chest untighten when he the clothes he’s browsing through smell of pennies and old people. the only bad thing is he runs through so much laundry detergent trying to clean the newest additions to his wardrobe. and now there’s a sale, two giant jugs at 17 each but get the 3rd half off when showing the cashier the digital coupon… is that good?

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# (and Tim)

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#reminds me of him ^^^

Omg where did you get the Soap figurine? He looks so cool

Hi anon!! I got it on ebay in excellent condition, I think it's the only place you can really find it these days. From what I've seen, the seller I've bought it from still has some copies so feel free to message me and I will give you a link in case you can't find any. You can just look up John Soap MacTavish statue. Hope this helps!

And yes, he is VERY COOL. I will use this occasion to post one more picture with him (a close up) because he is so incredibly handsome.

LOOK AT HIM!

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i can take them both (not in a fight)

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nsfw﹒mdni ⨟ 18+

rough hands found themselves wrapped around your throat. “c’mon girl, gotta be quieter than that, don’t wan’ the whole world knowing that ’m fucking you in a public bathroom,” he grunted, beads of perspiration forming on his forehead as he continued to slam his pelvis into you. you couldn’t even recognise the pornographic moans and whimpers that escaped your lips every time you felt his tip nudge against your g-spot. he was so big, every thrust from him felt like you were about to get to ripped apart from the inside. “ooh shiiiit-” he huffed, admiring the way his dick disappeared and reappeared from your tight cunt.

your arms ached from the strain of gripping the edge of the bathroom sink, but the discomfort faded, overwhelmed by the pleasure of him so deep inside, molding your pussy into the shape of his cock. you let out a gasp of pain when he suddenly grabbed a handful of your hair and yanked your head back, forcing you to look into the mirror.

“well, well, well…now look at how good that sweet pussy is taking me,” you whined when you felt his other hand come to rest on your abdomen, gently pressing against the bulging outline of his cock.

“mghmm… o-oh god, please i wanna,” you keened, knees buckling as your entire body quivered. he stared into the mirror, eyes glittering in amusement. “what does my poor baby want?” he taunted, licking the shell of your ear as he continued to jackhammer into you, the lewd squelching noises between you filling the small space.

“go ahead, cum f’ me. make a fuckin’ mess on my cock, sweetheart,” white sparks exploded behind your eyelids as your orgasm tore through you. two fingers shoved between your lips to silence the string of incoherent babble that threatened to tumble past your lips.

TOJI FUSHIGURO﹒GOJO SATORU﹒GETO SUGURU﹒RYOMEN SUKUNA﹒RAFE CAMERON﹒TATE LANGDON﹒KAI ANDERSON﹒LUKE CASTELLAN﹒SIMON “GHOST” RILEY﹒EDDIE MUNSON + character of your choice

 fear-is-truth

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🧠: waiter! more König with his beefy hangs out for no explainable reason

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Hunni Bunni ❤️👻

“Show my face?… Negative.”

SIMON ’GHOST’ RILEY in CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE II (2022)

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lol @ “Scraggle”

Lost and Found

Maybe Simon doesn't have any kids. Not yet at least. Maybe he doesn't know anyone we'll enough, or maybe he's not sure if he wants them in the first place.

But I'll tell you what.

Every time he goes on leave, without fail, he has an army of critters showing up to his house in the country. He never turns anything out to the streets, or to the cold night. The bottom of his pantry is stock full of dog and cat food. He's got three bird feeders in his back yard. There's four refillable water bowls by his garage.

The raccoons show up first without fail. They're named One and Deux, and they just recently had a baby named Tres. Hes pretty sure they live on his roof. He checked his cameras one night, after a long mission, and found them holding up Tres to the camera.

He didn't cry about that, what are you talking about?

Then the dogs show up. They're all mutts of varying sizes. One looks like some sort of lab, named Dog. Another is about the size of a pomeranian, but looks like a shaggy chihuahua. That's Barrow. He found her in his garden shed. She's got a mean bite, but a sweet face. The third is a big dog, almost the size of a Dane, but... not. He's not very smart. He's named barkmulch. Get it, cus- cus he barks- the fourth has gone unnamed. It's a furry little white thing, and it yaps at him a lot, nipping at his ankles anytime he enters the room. Behave, and it'll get a name.

There are a few cats that show up too. None of them have names except for one: Scraggle.

Scraggle is the ugliest fucking thing you can imagine. Scraggle is that shade of grey that white cats get when they're dirty, except you can't wash it off. The poor cat is missing patches of fur, and it seems permanent. It only has one eye. It's nose is flat, and gives it's face the illusion of a squished tomato. There's a scar going from it's whiskers, across it's nose and up to it's missing eye. Simon doesn't actually know what gender this cat is. It is only Scraggle.

Scraggle is also... very stupid, as far as cats go. It gets squished between the couch cushions, and yowls when Simon accidentally sits on him. How could he have seen him anyways? Scraggle screams when his food bowl is empty. Scraggle screams when everyone else's food bowls are empty. Scraggle screams when it manages to find it's way on top of the kitchen cabinets, and needs Simon's help to get down. Scraggle is a full time job when he's off duty.

Scraggle is his favorite.

He finds you in the rain.

Not nearly as run down as the rest of his animals, but just as lost.

Covered in scratches, blood, and muck, he finds you on the edge of his property, being screamed at by Scraggle, because it doesn't do much else.

Your clothes are torn, and you look a bit more haggard than you should. Wet, and cold, and hungry. Like you had missed a turn off the trails, or you were running away from them. From something.

You look up at him with wide eyes, but decide to trust him, to follow him like a lost creature, because he could not be worse than what you escaped from.

He makes soup. He gives you soup.

He's not the best conversationalist. He's not used to things he finds actually talking back to him in a language he can understand.

You tell him your name. He calls you Honey. Well.... there are worse things to be called.

Scraggle is on thin ice with you. Attention stealer. Food giver. You get the cat down from places it shouldn't be. But Simon pays more attention to you than he does Scraggle. You fool. Scraggle is all. Scraggle is life.

You don't leave, much like the other things he feeds. You make yourself useful, because you're afraid of being turned out. If you're useful, then nothing will happen. And you go to bed every night warm with a full belly.

You're just another lost thing he's taken in. You don't leave when he disappears. You know he'll come back. He always does.

And he watches the cameras, while he's on a mission. He watches you diligently fill the bowls, the bird feeders, the waters, the bath. You trot out to the fish pond, and throw handfuls of feed out in the early hours of the night. Then you make your way back through the tall grass, and into the house.

Scraggle screams. You feed it too, and then pick it up. And carry it around like it's a little baby.

Hm. Maybe....

You were a sweet like honey, a pretty little thing. You weren't lost anymore. He'd found you, you're his now.

He'll take care of you.

Scraggle agrees. Scraggle likes you too.