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Why did I think Matt Rife was a conservative commentator this whole time I thought he was Ben Shapiro's understudy

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Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

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Grandma's gonna sue the pants off of Santa

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do you know what this is? this is a traditional box of Norwegian butter. let’s look inside. It’s hardly empty... do you know what's approaching?? christmas is approaching. how do you think we feel?

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Who wants to cherish me

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America’s Happiness, 2024.

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big day for italian americans

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The way Dua Lipa's first single was this like Frankenstein Afrobeats/dubstep record that worked so perfectly against the odds and she's sustained success even through this current flop era... The Dualluminati is real

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I need to DJ at a Dominican sushi bar on Dyckman stat

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Why yes I do love happy hardcore

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when i was a kid i used to pray to god every night that he would “create an invisible hole somewhere”. to me an “invisible hole” was a deep pit that would look like regular ground until you stepped on it, at which point you would presumably fall to your death - an illusory floor. it was very important to me that it was just at some random location, because it had to trap a person i didn’t know and would never meet, though in my attempt to actualize my prayer through whatever focus my 4 year old brain could muster up i did start to imagine the future victim’s face as they met their sudden demise. i was not motivated by any potential personal gain, i simply wanted to test god’s power.