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when i was a kid i used to pray to god every night that he would “create an invisible hole somewhere”. to me an “invisible hole” was a deep pit that would look like regular ground until you stepped on it, at which point you would presumably fall to your death - an illusory floor. it was very important to me that it was just at some random location, because it had to trap a person i didn’t know and would never meet, though in my attempt to actualize my prayer through whatever focus my 4 year old brain could muster up i did start to imagine the future victim’s face as they met their sudden demise. i was not motivated by any potential personal gain, i simply wanted to test god’s power.
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I call the cops on twinks smoking weed! Bitch you think this is Skins?
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Kyle MacLachlan — May 9th, 2000
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when you're in a polyamorous triad and they both have an intox kink
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Pussy bald, nostrils on kudzu 💃
getting older means the hair they used to grow on the top of your head now comes out your nose
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men who go to therapy and use therapy speak and then become convinced that everyone else is toxic and narcissists are so fucking funny but also quite possibly the worst men around today like at this point a bottle of Jack Daniels would be more helpful for them than Talkspace app
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Inauguration day look when it's still 70 degrees out and we're watching Jackie Evancho sing the national anthem again
(Not pictured: Dunkin Donuts large iced macchiato with almond milk)
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Notice how it’s cold outside
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Non trans people want to pontificate about the problematical aspects of trans girls being stealth and dating straight cis men and want to get into discourse about trans girls tricking men and what they fail to grasp is that their other option is dating sex positive bisexual men who are their own intricate circle of hell and given the choice I too would choose a straight cis man
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People who try to be fake woke and say Prince Harry is ugly because he's a ginger are out of their minds because like first of all William is right there and second of awl idc that buckwild circumcised Englishman could raw me 13 months out of the year
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Had maybe the most high masking autistic experience last night at a house party where everyone was like obsessed with me and said I had good energy and this one girl who was wearing crystals said I was a healer
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I’m literally on a spectrum they haven’t even discovered yet
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Rotation week at the commune and I've gotta sort through 400 applications for the boy concubine stable.
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Colored????
I love dyeing clothes but please don't do what I did and wash your whites with stuff you dyed... opened the washer to find pink socks & underwear like a cartoon 😣
I normally separate my whites and colored and last year I did a load of whites with one pair of black shorts and it ruined my fav tshirt. Never again!
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in case this is lost on people. a lot of right-wingers are not just right-wing by ideology, they are also specifically anti-Democrat. and this is because they understand the Democratic Party to generally be smug, dissembling, pandering, wishy-washy and generally not standing for anything except for getting people to choose them. which is all pretty much accurate and a big part of why some people "vote against their own interests" by choosing the Republican Party. please resist the urge to be baffled by people voting Republican when the Democratic Party has been a shitshow since like the 1980s
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