neatfactuals
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I will never forget the time I was on the 52 bus and a lady came on and said she liked my coat and I said "Thanks! It was on sale for $30 😄" and she said, near verbatim, "When someone tells you that they like something you're wearing, that is NOT the correct response" and I was like OK should I kms right here or hijack the bus and take everyone with me
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Need him bouncing on it mindfully yet thoughtfully
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lynn we need you posting on tumblr
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@pettydavis literally a post you would make verbiage and all
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If tumblr dies DM me for my full home address and we can have a barbecue
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I can't prove that Ellie Goulding is racist.... but I know.
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I don’t think I’m ready for that kind of power….
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I wish I was more bae and aesthetic. Too bad I am distinctly fam and woke
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Not to trigger anyone with moral OCD but I genuinely think that people can sense when my intentions are bad and they react accordingly
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Robert Irwin
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Brazilian side of tumblr blease explain why Anitta has become a worldwide icon while Ludmilla is unknown outside of Brazil
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