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Imagine playing a horror game with your platonic F/O.

You're playing the game while you're F/O pull up a chair next to you watching or vice versa.

Your trying to enjoy the horror of the game but F/O keep make joke, and referencing inside jokes making you laugh your ass off. They finally shut up when a unexpected jump scared catching them off guard making them fall off their chair. You, and them both start laughing hysterically after making sure they're alright.

Now your both focus and on the search. If one of you think you found something of note you write it down. While one of you were doing your ritual of note taking, one of you hears a sound. You guys make the character bolt for it! "I fucking told you it wasn't going to be relevant!" You panickly say. "Shut the fuck up! We don't know that!" F/O argues, and it goes on like that for a little bit until you're finally safe. You're both surprised you didn't get a game over. Also it was irrelevant, and you rub it in their face mercilessly.

When you guys finally finish the game you're both exhausted and tired out. You guys take some time to talk about the game among yourselves, theorizing what stuff could mean, remarking how stupid some decisions were, how you guys were scared shitless, and most importantly just how much fun you guys had really. You remark that you guys should play horror games were often, and your F/O agrees with you. Then suddenly you have a gaming day next week with them with some other (likely indie) horror games that you guys haven't had the pleasure of seeing or playing yet.

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A small self-ship meme I created—yes, it’s based on a true experience! Feel free to use it; no credit is necessary!

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S/I, after proposing to Romantic F/O: They said yes!

Platonic F/O: What was the question?

S/I: Will you marry me?

Platonic F/O: No??????

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WOMP WOMP

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☕️ a toast to trans selfships and shippers!

to trans people who selfship, your f/o loves and supports you!

to those in t4t selfship relationships, the world is better with you here!

to those whose f/o uses a different set of pronouns than canon, they’re so happy they can be themselves around you!

to those facing roadblocks in their transition (social, medical, or otherwise), your f/o sees you for who you are and will be with you every step of the way!

trans love is beautiful in all forms! there’s no such thing as an incorrect trans headcanon! take pride in yourself, in your partner, in your relationship! trans existence makes everything brighter!

skål!

🥐 pro/com/neutral dni

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your f/o is tracing hearts on your skin rn btw. just thought you should know

proship / variants dni.

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Kissing your f/o scars... Telling them how beautiful they are... Aaaahhh

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Imagine your f/o pulling out a guitar and serenading you with the cheesiest love song they wrote just for you. Their singing is completely off-key, and it’s so bad it makes your ears ache. Everyone around you is cringing and covering their ears, but you don’t even notice. You’re too busy looking at them with pure adoration, your heart melting with every word they sing, because no matter how terrible it sounds, it’s perfect—because it’s for you.

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my favorite thing about selfshipping with characters who are in canonical relationships is just that. i want both of them. solves my problems 💞💞💞

buy one get one free

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You're really cold, huh? It sure would be a shame if your F/O we're to suddenly pull you into a warm hug... Better hope they don't bring you your favorite warm drink, even worse a blanket...

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Imagine one day you kiss your f/o plushie, and as your lips touch it, a warm, golden light begins to radiate from it. The fabric starts to shift beneath your fingers, softening and warming as the stitches disappear. The plushie begins to grow, its shape stretching and transforming right before your eyes.

In seconds, the glow fades, and standing in its place is your real f/o, fully alive and impossibly perfect. Before you can even comprehend what just happened, they lean in and kiss you back, completing the magical transformation with a moment straight out of a fairytale.

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Nonhuman f/o who can't handle the cold watching in horror as you their much more fragile partner run out into the below freezing weather with a grin

You insist on a walk in this "nice weather" and your f/o is just bundled up shaking with the biggest frown because they are SO cold, but they can't let you go out alone in this this weather, what if you freeze??

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f/o who's very clingy. extremely clingy. and it's not like they're dependant on you. they'll just be all over you for hours and hours saying how much they've missed you. holding onto you as tight as they can and smothering you with kisses. then the second they get hungry they'll get up with no hesitation and make an entire meal.

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Imagine laying on your f/o’s chest, whether you’re in need of comfort or you just craved their comforting touch, they’re gently running their fingers through your hair while you listen to their heartbeat. You feel safe and loved, just like how they want you to feel as you let your eyes flutter closed and you doze off in each others arms, whatever was worrying you previously has washed away.

divider by cafekitsune

PROSHIP DNI

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another day without my f/o crossing the universe and becoming real to live a happy life with me. i can't keep living in these conditions.

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by the way, your f/o will never be mad at you for 'messing up'. they're just proud you're trying your best.

proship DNI

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Imagine your robotic f/o:

Having their fans whirr whenever they get flustered! Small gestures are more than enough to get their core going, holding their hand as you walk together always makes them overheat.

Having their voice glitch when they become shy or emotional! It's essentially their equivalent of stuttering, but sometimes images or words will pop up on their eyes/screen, especially if they're hiding their true emotions.

Playing your favorite song on their speakers! They love dancing with you and they're always happy to listen to all the songs that remind you of one another.

Having the pixels in their eyes/screen change depending on their mood! Having question marks pop up when they're confused, hearts when they're infatuated and so on! They make sure to express their love for you in all ways possible.

Quietly recording your voice so they can listen to it whenever they miss you! Your laugh is their favorite, they always loop sweet phrases you've said to them when they're stressed or missing you.

Playing soothing sounds when you need to relax or sleep! They're more than happy to help you release any tension from your day. If you'd like, they can also just ramble about their thoughts until you feel better/calmer as well.

Asking you for help with recharging them, if they need to be plugged up! They're always thankful for everything you do for them, from love to straight up maintenance. They're always excited to start the next day fully reenergized so they can show you all their appreciation.

proship/darkship/neutral DNI