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the opps and the haters caught me saying shit like “yabadabadoo” and “simply lovely” its all over for me. theyre gonna get me.

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LITERALLY

hes been here for all of 10 minutes and hes already throwing shit at other drivers and being wholly unprofessional and rude

and he still got the redbull seat over yukiWHO SAID THAT

personally, I don’t think liam lawson has done anything to warrant him replacing both checo perez and daniel ricciardo, or at the very least getting the redbull seat over yuki.

daniel has brought a lot of success for redbull in the past - both on track and off track. he’s charismatic, a pr gold mine, and played a big role in the development of the vcarb car this season. yuki himself said daniel’s input is very valuable to the team, and that he’s learned a lot of him. there’s no need for me to talk about his driving abilities.

checo perez on the other hand, has been brilliant in his own way in the past. most importantly, he played an excellent second fiddle to max, without question, and without questioning. similarly, yuki has been fiercely loyal to redbull for a long time, and has proven himself time and again.

liam has not really been any of these things. he hasn’t massively outperformed yuki, if at all, he’s tried to pick a fight with fernando, he trash talked mclaren without even ten races under his belt, and had half the grid at least mildly annoyed with him because of his antics both in the races and the practise sessions.

I don’t generally read into drivers’ personal life, but form what I understand liam has been blatantly racist, homophobic and associates himself with trumpies. also I hate the way he does his hair.

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YES EXACTLY

its so unprofessional, rude and liam needs to learn that some things STAY behind closed doors

personally, I don’t think liam lawson has done anything to warrant him replacing both checo perez and daniel ricciardo, or at the very least getting the redbull seat over yuki.

daniel has brought a lot of success for redbull in the past - both on track and off track. he’s charismatic, a pr gold mine, and played a big role in the development of the vcarb car this season. yuki himself said daniel’s input is very valuable to the team, and that he’s learned a lot of him. there’s no need for me to talk about his driving abilities.

checo perez on the other hand, has been brilliant in his own way in the past. most importantly, he played an excellent second fiddle to max, without question, and without questioning. similarly, yuki has been fiercely loyal to redbull for a long time, and has proven himself time and again.

liam has not really been any of these things. he hasn’t massively outperformed yuki, if at all, he’s tried to pick a fight with fernando, he trash talked mclaren without even ten races under his belt, and had half the grid at least mildly annoyed with him because of his antics both in the races and the practise sessions.

I don’t generally read into drivers’ personal life, but form what I understand liam has been blatantly racist, homophobic and associates himself with trumpies. also I hate the way he does his hair.

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adding onto this - am i the only one who thinks liam talking about what happened at the drivers dinner was crazyyyy disrespectful

like from a fan pov, obviously i wanted to be a fly on the wall when george and max had to interact but it obviously wasnt funny to george

at the end of the day, this is their job, these are their coworkers. i wouldnt go on a podcast and shit talk about how my coworkers acted no matter how many people wanted to know because thats fucking weird

personally, I don’t think liam lawson has done anything to warrant him replacing both checo perez and daniel ricciardo, or at the very least getting the redbull seat over yuki.

daniel has brought a lot of success for redbull in the past - both on track and off track. he’s charismatic, a pr gold mine, and played a big role in the development of the vcarb car this season. yuki himself said daniel’s input is very valuable to the team, and that he’s learned a lot of him. there’s no need for me to talk about his driving abilities.

checo perez on the other hand, has been brilliant in his own way in the past. most importantly, he played an excellent second fiddle to max, without question, and without questioning. similarly, yuki has been fiercely loyal to redbull for a long time, and has proven himself time and again.

liam has not really been any of these things. he hasn’t massively outperformed yuki, if at all, he’s tried to pick a fight with fernando, he trash talked mclaren without even ten races under his belt, and had half the grid at least mildly annoyed with him because of his antics both in the races and the practise sessions.

I don’t generally read into drivers’ personal life, but form what I understand liam has been blatantly racist, homophobic and associates himself with trumpies. also I hate the way he does his hair.

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the hoes will love you for your big dick and heart of gold regardless of your plumbing dont worry 🫶🫶

thought the hoes loved me for my f1 fun facts but it turns out they actually love me for my big dick and heart of gold :(

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thought the hoes loved me for my f1 fun facts but it turns out they actually love me for my big dick and heart of gold :(

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“now now you better not have got me anything too crazy this year”

the suspiciously max verstappen shaped gift under the tree

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as someone who lives far too close to milton keynes than i feel comfortable with (120 miles) if yuki tsonoda felt like removing it from the map… for whatever reason he may have… i wouldn’t NOT be grateful…

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cooking up a webweave… ooooo its brocedes again… ooooo…

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imagine youre CARLOS SIANZ and you just LOST the CONSTRUCTORS CHAMPIONSHIP while in the LAST RACE with FERRARI before youre getting REPLACED by LEWIS HAMILTON and then LANDO NORRIS who you LOST to starts CRAWLING on the FLOOR in the PRESS CONFERENCE

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live snapping one of my mates the gp bc he doesnr have sky sports and he said

“why the hell has piastri got a 10 second penalty?? theyre against british drivers”

piastri is (of course) australian

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Special thanks to the brocedes wiki, I used it to find most sources for this ^^ !!

The Borders by Sam Fender x brocedes

[ x ] [ x, x, x ] [ x, x ] [ x ]

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Max Verstappen x Me and the dog by Sam Fender

[ X , X ] [ X ] [ X ] [ X ] [ X ]

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watching lewis hamilton interviews (specifically the actually me one for 7 months ago) and hearing him say hes shit at languages made me imagine a 16 year old hamilton fumbling through his french speaking exams

“i am a mother, i live in a flat and i have 3 dads, a sister and a pet lamp” type shit

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Charles is the first and last Maxplaining enjoyer

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osco and his scrunchy little smile

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has this been done yet