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Tis the season to take long sips of eggnog instead of answering old family members's questions about your work, social life, living situation, goals, opinions, activities, or name. Yes, name. Some old people just don't have their shit together. Also, EGGNOG HATES YOU.

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The awe-inspiring size of a thousand five hundred pound bull. The beauty of a cow crossing calm water. Moose are the monsters of the deer world and Moose Hate You!

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The feel of starchy balls in your hands. The tantalizing tint of purple tubers on a tray. Potatoes are weird dirt bread and Potatoes Hate You! ____________________ Watch to find out just how much NATURE HATES YOU every Monday! Watch More Nature Hates You on TestTube http://testtube.com/naturehatesyou

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The feel of starchy balls in your hands. The tantalizing tint of purple tubers on a tray. Potatoes are weird dirt bread and Potatoes Hate You! ____________________ Watch to find out just how much NATURE HATES YOU every Monday! Watch More Nature Hates You on TestTube http://testtube.com/naturehatesyou

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The horror of vacant eyes. The chill-inducing quiver of a fleshy red wattle. Turkeys are the gobble gobble goblins of the bird world and Turkeys Hate You.

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They hold your off-brand sandals and a real man's exoskeleton war suit. Feet are nature's walkin meat. And Feet Hate You!

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The majesty of a panoramic view. The majestier-ness of an even more panoramic view. Glass is like wood you can see through and Glass Hates You!

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The hot sizzle of it on the pan. The erotic plop of bacib hitting the fryer. Bacon is to breakfast what genitals are to sexy and Bacon Hates You!

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The horror of nearby noises in the night. The blood curdling fear of knowing that something is in your room.... then realizing that no one is in your room, loser. Darkness Hates You!

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The sweet click of a wheel on a ratchet cock, the wonder of changing lights on a seven-segment display. Like sand through the hourglass these are the...wait, what am I talking about? Time thinks you're a jerk and Time Hates You!

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The fury of a flying V. The intimidating honks of a bustling gaggle. Geese are the turkeys of the skies and Geese Hate You! Watch other episodes: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c…

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The fury of a flying V. The intimidating honks of a bustling gaggle. Geese are the turkeys of the skies and Geese Hate You! Watch other episodes: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

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CATS HATE YOU! (by Nature Hates You)

Finally the truth can be told.

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CATS HATE YOU! (by Nature Hates You)

Finally the truth can be told.

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CATS HATE YOU! (by Nature Hates You)

Finally the truth can be told.

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Cute funny and quick trailer for our cute funny and quick upcoming Nature Hates You on cats.

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Nobody likes giving flowers. It's pretty lazy. You know this person, isn't there something they really want?