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one of the best ways i’ve found to combat that inherent depressive pessimism without veering into toxic positivity territory is simply the phrase “i’m open to the possibility”

this particularly works with anything negative i’ve forecasted. “i woke up feeling like shit today, so my day is gonna suck” isn’t a particularly helpful thought, but “it’s a great day to be alive!!!!!” feels hollow and insincere when i have a pounding headache & am running on three hours of sleep

instead i’ll tell myself, “i really don’t feel good right now, but i’m open to the possibility that coffee and breakfast might perk me up a bit.” or “i’m in a lot of pain today, but i’m open to the possibility that my workday might still have fun parts despite that”

sometimes, when your impulse is to slam the door on anything good, but you’re not exactly up to going out & hunting it down yourself, leaving the door open just a crack makes all the difference

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BITCH WE OUT HERE TAKIN OUR

M E D S

AND DRINKIN THAT UHHHH

W A T E R

Still havent showered but bitch

WE’LL GET THERE

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it is SO FUNNY when you’re watching a show with horses in it and within the plot of the show the horses are “”””upset””” but the way they communicate this is by placing a nervous nickering sound bite over what is clearly a calm horse placidly performing a practiced trick

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This reminds me of the slime molds I was reading about last night. Life's Edge by Carl Zimmer. Slime molds apparently like oats and will start to grow and move slowly towards them.

Fuck yeah they gave it a mech

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(the above post, drowned in water) @peridyke get watered, doofus.

u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later

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the sam roasting travis continues

braius listing all the couples in the party and just. forgetting? snobbing? chetney is soo funny to me between this and calling him “guy who makes chairs” their tepid acquaintances to lovers arc is gonna go crazy

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How to hack any hospital computer

-Use the password taped to the monitor

How to hack any hospital computer (L337 version for advanced security systems)

-Use the password taped to the back of the monitor

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My top three rules for world building:

How are these bitches eating?

How do these bitches stay warm at night?

Who is paying for all of this bullshit?

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So a lot of political scandals just dropped in the last 24 hours

-NC Governor Candidate Mark Robinson's online posts were found, including some VERY graphic descriptions (like seriously, do not read if you're not 18) of him cheating on his wife, calling himself a black Nazi, and expressing support for reinstituting slavery. His email address was also found on Ashley Madison

-Robert F Kennedy Jr was revealed to be cheating on his wife with a reporter (and that isn't even the weirdest thing since federal law enforcement opened an investigation into him allegedly cutting off the head of a whale and taking it home with him less than 24 hours ago)

-GOP Senate candidate who is the CEO of a bank has been found accepting millions of dollars from what seem to allegedly be Mexican drug cartels.

-Finally, probably the biggest bombshell, according to multiple eyewitness testimonies within sealed sworn affadavits, Congressman Matt Gaetz allegedly invited a 17-year-old girl to a drug-fueld sex party

And we haven't even hit October, folks. Again, these are all still breaking news stories, so things are subject to change, but oh man oh man.

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@pangur-and-grim @strange-aeons but also most of Dog Tumblr.

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yeah, not a more fun reason like "we're going to power the region with our more advanced knowledge of nuclear energy!" and maybe "hey guys, did you know Pennsylvania deer thrive on radiation? those rad stags in fallout 4 look cool!"

Oh yeah, 3 mile island is opening back up

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alright critical role don’t you think your campaign 3 marketing is getting a little out of hand?

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stopped watching after break, still confused. guess I'll find out later.

Critical Role campaign 3 episode 108 spoilers no context

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a lot of the people you guys are calling narcissists could easily be replaced with the word “asshole”

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unoriginal joke

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so....do i make a post about other (re: better) magic school/wizard books or what?

because i have strong opinions!

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