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Twins?! || Evansberry

There were a lot of things Nate wanted to do at this age. He thought he would be a pro skater and traveling around the world by now. When he lost his competition, he forced himself to go back to school. It wasn’t the easiest decision for him, but he knew that he made a mistake when he left. There were a lot of things he could still do. There was time for him to make his dreams come true. Then the woman he loved dropped a bomb on him. He was going to be a father. He’s nineteen years old and he was going to have a kid. He had never been so terrified of something in his life. Even though he found out weeks ago, he still couldn’t believe it. He could barely take care of himself. How was he going to take care of a kid? That’s all he could think about as he drove Amelia to a doctor appointment. They were getting an ultrasound done to check on the baby. He was silent until they got there. That’s when he sighed and parked near the door. “Are you ready?”

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But.... But.... It was an accident!

Nope.You touched someone  elses so you’re grounded from the butt.

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I don’t think you get how much it burned. I would have bathed in milk if I had to! ...Okay, that’s exaggerating, but it did burn. I’m never grabbing a girl from behind again. I never would have done it in the first place if I knew she wasn’t Mia.

You submerged your head in a bowl of milk? There could have been an easier way, but it worked so that’s all that matters.

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I thought it was your butt! I have every right to grab that butt whenever I want.

Yeah well my heart hurts knowing my boyfriend is a sexual assaulter 

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Be nice to me! My eyes hurt!

i’m not sure weather to laugh at you or to be mad at you for not knowing my ass.

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How would that go? “Oh, Nate! I know my sister’s and I are identical and mistaking us for each other is easily done, so I am so sorry for blinding you over a simple mistake.” Note to self: Don’t fuck with Rachel Berry.

I had to say how much I love her and her butt, because this is a public conversation and she will slap me if I say something dumb.

I’d apologize, that’s for sure. But hey, I have to be prepared in case someone wants to rape me, which I’m not so sure about it to be honest. Very funny, Nate. I know you love her and she knows it too. I’m just stating the facts when it comes to me, Ella and her.

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Thanks.

I don’t know if it made it spread, but it definitely made it burn even more. The milk thing worked! I don’t even care how hilarious I looked with my face in a bowl of milk.

Oh. Congrats.

It does sound weird but I heard it works. I believe water makes it spread or something but don’t quote me, I only half-listen when people talk.

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What would you do if you blinded your sister’s boyfriend?! I don’t know about that. I’m pretty sure Mia thinks she has the best everything. Which she does and I love her very much!

Most probably. I also carry an extra pepper spray if one doesn’t work. That’d be true, but she knows it. Deep inside she knows who’s got the best butt.

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Would you have sprayed my eyes with pepper spray, too? Sorry, Rach. If I say your butt is better then your sister might slap the shit out of me.

You are lucky it wasn’t my ass, Nate. Amelia and I might look the same but you can notice I have the greatest butt. 

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Um, for about a month? Amelia and I got back together at Sam’s going away party.

Milk?? That’s weird. But I’m willing to try anything at this point.

Since when do you have a girlfriend? 

And try washing your eyes out with milk.

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When you walk up behind a girl and grab her butt, you better make sure she’s your girlfriend first. Otherwise you get pepper spray in your eyes. This shit burns like a bitch.

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No! Even I think that’s crazy. Just have a little fun. What? Why? Don’t you like her? Is it the distance thing?

Goodbye NYADA

Would you like me to go and fuck every Italian girl I come across?  Yep and it was a surprise that she kissed me back. But we talk and we are going to stay platonic.

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If you say so. It just seemed like you were shedding a tear or two.

Fuck no. I was just saying I wish things were as simple as in a movie.

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I tossed it. I didn’t want it. 

Ew, gross. What’d you do with it?

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I did. I asked them how they could possibly forget cheese and the guy told me, “It happens.” Guess who will never get my business again?

If I were you, I’d file a complaint with the manager of where you got that. Screwing up pizza should never be an option.

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Let’s kick the guys ass together. 

Dude let me go mental on the pizza guy. Joey doesn’t like that for his friends

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Boring. Oh, shit. Really?

Goodbye NYADA

I’m already enjoying myself. Italian girls are hot, but I’m focused on my studies for the first time. Plus.. I kinda kissed Fran at the airport.