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Hidan and Deidara as partners, a tragedy.

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Heir and protector

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watching Naruto is just going through the phase of parenthood at this point. Like that’s my son over there!! Look at him!! He’s growing and maturing!! I love him sm.

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Dummy ripped team minato…. i fucking love em all.. i cant function. Funny that like best 4 characters r one team. Fuck commission me

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“What if they kept Rasa around a little longer”: Kankuro edition + end

Gaara edition

Temari edition

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Does anyone have any Iruka and Naruto father-son or just bonding like fanfic recommendations? I mostly want to read them but don’t mind if one or two have KakaIru too.

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Kagami, an orphan: I have no parental figure telling me not to wrestle bears

Tobirama, quickly:  It’s me. I am that figure. I am telling you now: do not wrestle bears.

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Happy Holidays from the Uchiha and myself!!  ❤

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mdtb arranged marriage stories where it's very stressful and interesting and takes some intense introspection and discovery on both sides are very well and good of course but i wish there was a story where it's portrayed as the funniest shit ever. like tbrm goes "what the hell do you mean i have to marry madara fucking uchiha. anija get back here i will chase you down and you know it" and izn is like dying laughing so inappropriately during the entire ceremony. they consummate their union by not even looking at each other and are like wow this blows ass i can't even enjoy this properly. "you have too much hair and you're too bulky (says this while his ankles are up by his ears)" "your ass is too tight im surprised my dick can even fit with the stick that's constantly jammed up it" they keep throwing each other off of roof tops and out the office windows. madara calls tobirama his beautiful wife once and tobirama goes berserk and hashirama has to mokuton him to a wall until he calms down. the entire village is like ummmmmmmmmm......... well at least nobody is dying anymore. absolutely nothing passive-aggressive just totally aggressive. somehow along the way they both become charmed by each others' weird quirks or at least they get used to it. they kiss finally. izn is totally disgusted. marital bliss. peace has come to konoha but there is absolutely no quiet.

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xoxox

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it’s those guys from naruto

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#i want to meet the jōnin housing interior decorator. who is the one who designs these apartments. what are the principles they use going in #i like the cluttered idea of his home more bc while the idea that kakashi keeps his home absolutely spotless bc he doesnt live in it #and doesnt have a real ''home'' personality is loaded in a very compelling meow meow way #but for my interest...i have to say its not as compelling to me bc kakashi is not an empty man! he's bursting with feelings #i very much like the idea that hes incapable of letting go of the past and so he keeps a lot of trinkets #people leave and people die and people vanish but if you have something of theirs—in some way its a tangible memory #a way to hold them in your hands#i think hes careful with his trinkets though i think he keeps the important ones in sealed containers out of sunlight or elements so that#they remain unchanged by time #(of relevance: exposing things to sunlight is one way to break down odors quickly) #its not clean and feelingless and efficient but i think kakashi might be a little bit of a pack rat... #i think that naruto gives him drawings when hes first appointed sensei of team 7....and he keeps them in a little cardboard box bc #he doesnt know what to do with them but the idea of getting rid of them doesnt even cross his mind. so hes got all these goofy kid drawings #of naruto as a huge badass fighting sasuke and enemies with lots of teeth and spikes and like kakashi and sakura #one day like 20 yrs later when narutos in his thirties kakashi finds them again and loses his fucking mind laughing#gai + yamato (who live with him now bc they need to share the fridge) are like what. what happened whatd you find #kakashis the kind of person where if you give him something he just holds onto it for eternity

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i am trying to find a image of the outside of kakashi's window to see what textures i should use for jōnin housing, and i am not finding it but i did find this. look. look

i have so much to say. firstly, everyone wears their shoes in kakashi's apartment, kakashi wears his shoes in kakashi's apartment. i think there is an absolutely and entirely unused shoe rack. there, that blue vertical cubby thing next to the door. it has at least seven slots and there's not a single set of shoes in there!

there have probably NEVER been a set of shoes in there. no respect for Kakashi's living space allowed.

secondly, if i am correct, the caligraphy on that wall just says shinobi. it's like. this is really funny to me. imagine just having ur job title in caligraphy hung up on the wall. a little like having this hung up on ur wall

u feel me? did he pick that out himself. did it come with the apartment (jōnin standard housing...obsessed). what about that weird abstract art behind sasuke in the front area, the one that kinda reminds me of the inside of Jiraiya's frog jutsu. did kakashi hang that up in his own room. did he see that and go "yeah, this is something I want to wake up and look at every morning that I'm back in Konoha"

also. skjghsdkgjhsdkgjhsdgkjhsdgkjshdgkshdgdsg. hello to mr ukki on the window sill. and hello to kakashi's shuriken blanket. that's so cute. what the hell is his interior design sense. it seems like.

if everything is put together. it seems like...well, as kate said, pinterest shinobi...

also sidenote he takes off his shoes even when hes just poking around his students homes w/ the hokage

so its Just his own apartment that gets this disrespect. when i told kate abt this they pointed out "well, that's probably because kakashi has no ownership of his own space and feels transient always but he respects the space of others send tweet" which is so true, so true.

(it should be noted that in the manga his home is a lil more cluttered)

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calling this one "wait.... they don't wash off?? EVER?????"

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in a better and kinder world where kishimoto let naruto get hugs after returning to konoha

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team 7 selfie (2023):

in reference to my old ink drawing (2019):

originally posted here on the old main blog.

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Some Random Headcanons

There is a very, very long tradition of forging the hokage's signature. Tobirama signed so many papers for Hashirama. So did Madara for the brief time he was there. And Mito. Who also signed as Tobirama not irregularly.

both Biwako and Iwashi signed for Sarutobi occasionally and Shizune probably signed as many papers as Tsunade did. Shikamaru has on occasion signed for Kakashi but, contrary to external appearances, Kakashi actually does the majority of his work himself, at least in the rebuilding and reformation phase of the village.

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