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naruto pointing at gay people

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sasuke: gross gay people

naruto: bro what you just kissed me

sasuke: i have a reputation

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sasuke would know that its actually a good combination and is currently on the same thing

Shikamaru: Ya'll ever think about how your lips kinda looks like your asshole?

Ino: What drugs are you on?

Shikamaru: A mix of Adderall and weed

Choij: How are you not overdosing right now?

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me @ my future wife: wow babe! i love you even more than naruto!!

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tenten, pulling the garlic away: lee no

Neji: Okay how much garlic does the recipe say to put in?

Rock Lee: NEVER let a recipe tell how much garlic. You decide that with your heart

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Rasengan

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Naruto: *breaks out of the wall*

Kiba: Bro I'm so scared. I didn't study for this test at all

Naruto: Calm down I'm sure it's not that-

Shikamaru: *Starts crying*

Naruto: ......

Kiba: ..... Fuck

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Operator: ANBU hotline what's your emergency?

Naruto: Hi I hate to be "that guy" but someone glued me to my ceiling while I was sleeping again

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Operater: *deep sigh* were sending someone right away.

Yamata: again??

Operator: y e s

Naruto, still on the phone: fucking i bet it was sasuke

Operator: ANBU hotline what's your emergency?

Naruto: Hi I hate to be "that guy" but someone glued me to my ceiling while I was sleeping again

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naruto and sasuke are boyfs-

this is the funniest thing I have ever seen

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from @ srirachapoptarts on tiktok

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i need to draw this

Rock Lee: *Breakdancing sadly* Guys I’m not not having a good day

Tenten: *Spinning on her head sympathetically* Wanna talk about it?

Neij: *Doing the worm softly* We’re always here to listen

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Naruto:"I have never stolen anything in my life."

Sasuke:"Lies."

Naruto:"Oh really, bastard? What did I ever steal then?"

Sasuke:"My heart."

Naruto: *blushes*

Sasuke:"And my virginity"

Naruto: "*turns embarrassed*

Sasuke: "Pretty sure that sweater is mine too."

Naruto: *holds on to the sweater he's wearing*

Sasuke: "You should really be in jail."

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Iruka didn't get stabbed in the back in episode 1 for y'all to call pervy sage narutos father figure

Iruka didn’t get stabbed in the back in episode 1 for y’all to call pervy sage narutos father figure

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New Fic

not entirely satisfied with it but anyway. please read it if u want <3

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Neji: what're you guys-

Naruto: NEJI WATCH THIS

Rock Lee and Naruto: *both run full speed at the lake*

Rock Lee: *skips across*

Naruto: *falls in after three steps*

Naruto: Hey Lee why are you called "Rock" Lee?

Rock Lee: *Runs full speed at a lake and skips like 17 times*

Naruto: HOLY SHIT