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my unreliable ass could never be a narrator

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haha...you are all beneath me. I'm a god compared to you. Don't you know that, you pathetic fucking worm? *trips and busts my ass falling down the stairs while saying this to you*

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“youre so mean” if you guys werent fucking stupid i wouldnt have to be mean to you. change starts with you

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i think if someone was trapped in a timeloop for long enough they would start to fear getting out of it. how long would the initial agony last before it fades into the repetition of your regular life? the comfort of always knowing what would happen next. it's never-ending but always familiar. would the thought of experiencing something new be too much to bear?

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when it comes to narratives why would you break the cycle when you can lock it and trap everyone inside. the suffering is funny

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*stuffy british accent* go on now stanley, hit the “slay” button.

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I’m a reliable narrator. You can trust me

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"the narrative is going to kill you!" "the narrative loves you!" have you considered; the narrative loves you so much that it's killing you. you want to escape but it smothers you and swallows you whole.

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I’m a reliable narrator. You can trust me

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He was speechless. Unreadable. For someone who's unable to stay silent for a moment, he had no words for this. Jun was unable to tell what thoughts are crossing through his mind. That is until...

...a grin slowly curves upon his face. The smuggiest grin he would have ever managed in his entire life.

"Well. I can't say I'm flattered or appalled actually. I appreciate the sentiment, though. I already know that people just can't keep their greedy little hands off me."

"Can someone PLEASE tell me what on earth GILF means? I keep seeing people calling me that everywhere. There's no Moogle for me to find out."

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"At this point my curiosity overrides my ability to experience regret. Lay it on me! I'm ready for it."

"Can someone PLEASE tell me what on earth GILF means? I keep seeing people calling me that everywhere. There's no Moogle for me to find out."

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It it wasn't obvi, @narcissistic-narrator is Marlise's canon Narrator! So she sees him as hers. So she'll call him The Narrator while other narrators she meets are considered A Narrator

Their relationship is defined as such

Boogie woogie oogie

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"Can someone PLEASE tell me what on earth GILF means? I keep seeing people calling me that everywhere. There's no Moogle for me to find out."

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"I'll switch to it when I'm mad at you. Terrorism works wonders when it's right."

embarrassing dad @employee-210

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Mar: stop calling my dad a GILF, if he figures it out he's either going to implode or go into an egomaniacal crazed state

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watching characters try to fight the narrative like i'm a roman senator at the coliseum