narcicious
narcicious
Narcicious
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Just some stellar remnants, reblogging the universe. If you're not a donkey don't be an ass. Pronouns: They/Them. Age: 21+
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
narcicious · 45 minutes ago
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narcicious · 48 minutes ago
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mutual_01 liked your post!
mutual_01_but_horny reblogged your post!
Me: a shame my beloved mutual did not reblog my post, though I am placated by the favor of this sexual stranger
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narcicious · 49 minutes ago
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Ah shit my bowling team has unionized
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narcicious · 4 hours ago
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narcicious · 4 hours ago
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Guy who refuses to use minced oaths or euphemisms but is confused about which words are minced oaths and euphemisms: "I was gonna get started knitting those socks but I can't find my damning egg"
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narcicious · 20 hours ago
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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them
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narcicious · 20 hours ago
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hey it's probably a really good idea to download a copy of your Master Promissory Note since most of them stipulate that your loans are *specifically owed to the Department of Education* and if you intend to dispute the debt in the wake of the DoE dissolving that will be really good to have
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narcicious · 21 hours ago
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I am once again explaining that in order for walkable cities and public transit to work for disabled people, there also need to be more public bathrooms available in and around those areas. Not just places to sit down or rest. Bathrooms. We need accessible, clean bathrooms. With sharps bins. With multiple wheelchair accessible stalls. With an area to set down supplies needed to maintain one’s body. Even if it’s not being used to get rid of bodily waste, bathrooms are one of the few spaces disabled people have to maintain some sort of privacy when they’re in the middle of a flare up or they need to take medication or what have you. Designing a public space? Include bathrooms.
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narcicious · 21 hours ago
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If you need to know the details of someone's marginalization so you can tell whether you should treat them well or not, you're not actually a good person.
You just want to avoid consequences for being an asshole.
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narcicious · 21 hours ago
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How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet
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narcicious · 21 hours ago
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Being a Jew in America right now is so bizarre. The president's right hand man endorses a far-right German party that wants to remove Holocaust memorials and ban the sale of kosher meat, members of the ruling party are doing nazi salutes at rallies, and standing members of congress openly repeat conspiracy theories about the Rothschilds and Jewish space lasers. Then you see a news article about antisemitism and it's like "we need to do something about all these college students protesting mass killings."
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narcicious · 21 hours ago
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The US military has done thousands of unconscionable things, each one more evil than the last, but on top of all of those things, on a minor but more spiteful level, I'll also never forgive them for what they did to Lithium
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narcicious · 21 hours ago
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do you think pheromones would be a mcas trigger in an omegaverse type setting?
I mean, I’m allergic to my own menstrual cycle so probably. Sometimes other people’s body odor if it’s strong enough can make me wheeze so I imagine scenting and pheromones might have the same effect in that setting.
There’s probably some poor omega with MCAS in an omegaverse world right now looking at their calendar, realizing their heat is coming up, and just sighing. And also bitterly listening to their friends and coworkers complain about their heat cycles.
Like oh, how sad for you, you get inconveniently horny for a week 🙄
Meanwhile they’re eating Benadryl like tictacs and hoping their asshole alpha neighbor is wearing their scent blockers because the last thing they need is alpha stink on top of it all. They’ve never actually met them, but they can smell them.
This leads to an unlikely meetcute after the alpha next door has to stick them with an epi pen in the elevator and ends up going with them to the hospital.
When they find out the extent of what their omega neighbor is dealing with, it pings every protective instinct in their big stupid alpha brain in an entirely non-horny way.
Inexplicably they find themselves looking up low histamine recipes at 2am and showing up a few days later with hopeful offerings that won’t cause flares.
They start a fight with the landlord over the laundry facilities needing to be fragrance free and win. When people ignore the fragrance free rules (required to be upheld by ADA, btw) they start camping out in the laundry room and growling at anyone who brings a single scented bead into the space.
The instinct to protect goes so far that they show up one day with a hepa filter vacuum like “hey, do you mind if I just…” gesturing vaguely at the omegas apartment, and the omega watches in total bafflement from their allergy friendly nest as the alpha goes to absolute town on their apartment.
It’s only then that they realize they can’t smell them anymore, and realize the alpha has been wearing the strongest scent blockers on the market and the omega realizes, oh, oh, and goes all hot and squiggly all over that for once isn’t an allergic reaction.
It’s not lust. But it might just very much be love.
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narcicious · 21 hours ago
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Hello y'all!
You know me now as Story, but some of you might remember me better as Vampireapologist or Mallaidh-Anne.
I want to thank you all sincerely for the kindness you have shown me, for many years, and especially in this last month. My campaign is 35% funded, more than 1/3, all thanks to you! More than just your donations, I am overwhelmed by your words of support since its launch.
If you haven't seen my prior posts on the topic: I am thrilled to have accepted an offer to attend University College Dublin’s School of Irish, Celtic Studies and Folklore this autumn (2025).
Although I graduated at the top of my class in my undergraduate degree, and I happily earned a small scholarship through community service work in 2022, I cannot afford the cost of attendance on my own. I am therefore turning to my community for support.
I do not ask lightly, and it is only after many months of encouragement and insistence of friends and family that I am taking this step. I have dedicated the last eight years of my life to the study, preservation, interpretation, and presentation of natural resources and cultural heritage.
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It's my ambition to continue and expand my work, in service to ecological conservation and community involvement, focused on the intrinsic link between cultural and natural heritage.
Read More about my education, financial need, and service goals below, or go directly to the GoFundMe page for more information!
Donations can be made to the GoFundMe OR for as little as $1.00 via PayPal to my Ko-Fi (click this link)! All donations will go directly to a savings account for this fund.
In 2023, I was thrilled to accept an unconditional offer to UCD for 2024. Unfortunately, health complications exacerbated by a Covid-19 infection interrupted my path, and I had to defer my offer for one year. I pivoted to a work-from-home job with less physical demands, to focus on intensive, weekly medical treatments and to save money for school. In my free time, I continued my conservation work with my former colleagues, as a volunteer for the marine mammal rescue team. I also co-founded a grassroots nonprofit which serves Queer people in rural, island communities.
While my health has vastly improved so I can confidently succeed in school, I was impacted by layoffs in November 2024, dashing my school-savings goal. Despite my tireless efforts, I have yet to find full-time work. Like many Queer people who grew up in Appalachia, I have tangled with poverty in adulthood and even overcome homelessness. I work hard to keep up with everyday expenses, but I have no savings. I cannot defer a second time.
This GoFundMe will cover immediate costs, including tuition, residency permits, and course fees. It will supplement other costs, including accommodations, health insurance, and class materials. This is a one-year graduate degree program, and I am seeking support for one year.
As a donor, you will play a crucial role in my life, empowering me to work my hardest and secure a future that would be otherwise out of reach. This may be a one-year program, but it will chart the course I follow for the rest of my life.
If you have income to spare and the desire to support my future, I gratefully accept your donation. If you cannot donate, you can share a link to this campaign to offer support.
This campaign will end August 1, 2025, to meet my tuition and relocation deadlines.
Thank you, sincerely, for empowering me to continue my work and education and dedicate myself to ecological and cultural conservation! You can read more about the cost breakdown, my scholarships, and other information directly on the GoFundMe page!
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narcicious · 1 day ago
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perisex people who know next to nothing about us making "intersex educational" content:
"intersex is a medical condition ......... it's a medical condition ....... they have a medical condition .... medical condition ....... not all intersex people are LGBTQIA because it's a medical condition .......... it's a medical condition"
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