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ko-fi request: "king crimson from jojos bizarre adventure smoking a blunt"
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Breaking Bad episode
Mr. White: Saul, the DEA are hot on my trail... I’ve got to find a way to throw them off, and fast.
Saul: Not a problem. I know a guy named Boobsome Twosome. His job is to lie to the DEA for you. Been doing it all his life went to juvie for it as a child but he’s covered up his tracks. He’ll lie to the DEA all day. Every day. 24-7. Went to jail for it as an adult but he’s covered up his tracks. (takes out a photo of him) He broke all his bones going 500 miles per hour last year and he’ll lie to the DEA for you. He’s on the way now. And he’s only One. Billion. Bucks.
Mr. White: Hmm... I’ll sleep on it
(the next day)
Mr. White: Well Saul I may be ready to do this
Saul: I was lying to you that guy doesn’t exist.
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A basket of roses por Henry Fantin-Latour // New Order ,Power ,Corruption and lies
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I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements
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"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.
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They call me Michael Myers in the club the way I just stand there
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idk who needs to hear this right now but I'm going to beat you to death I'm going to hurt you and you're going to die and you suck and I hate you
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kaiba made it real weird real fast but yami kept him in line
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unfortunatyely im displaying behaviours. and acting in ways
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i think travel should be free if you're going to meet your internet friends. i dont care about the economy btw
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youre not better than other people just because you listen to weird music
yes I am
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