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The main character of the last TV show you watched is now your therapist. How’s it working for you?

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The other day I was PMSing hard and sobbing over Andrea Gibson videos. This one in particular. But I mean if this doesn’t make you sob or at least tear up, like, who even are you.

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Yeah, I'mma miss them. So much.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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I look at the clock on my desk.

"COFFEE TIME, MOTHERFUCKER" i bellow, loud enough that it echoes through the room.

I pause, for the briefest moment and consider the idea that it might actually be a good thing I live alone in moments like this.

I shrug, and then shimmy my way in to the kitchen to the sexiest bass groove ever, which exists only in my mind.

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> read library book

> it's good

Thank you library

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Thought I’d jump on the bandwagon.

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Ask yourself: what’s good about this moment right now? Is the sun out? Can you hear birds? Are you drinking coffee? Can you smell freshly cut grass? Is your bed soft and warm? These little things are oh so precious and yet seem so arbitrary.

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Hey hey, as a librarian, can I just say don’t pace yourself at the library. I get a lot of customers saying “oh I shouldn’t get too many books out at once” but like you should!!!! Max out your card, take everything we have on a subject you’re interested in, make a book fort in your home. We love that shit! It doesn’t matter if you read them or not; just take them for an adventure and bring them back whenever they’re due!

For public libraries, one of the ways we secure funding year to year is lending. Governments don’t want to fund more books if they’re not being used and the way we measure use is by issues. Regardless of whether you read it or not, whether you have it for a day or a month, if you issue it to your library card, we get the stats! It makes the library look good!

Help your local library; get books out even if you know you can’t read them all!

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should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

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THE X-FILES | 6.02

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"What is possible is not constrained by what the ruling class - the people in charge - are willing to hand over to us."