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IM SCREAMING

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actually i think graduates of a university should have access to the library databases forever and ever amen

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KH1 Intro (Kairi Version)

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KH1 Intro (Sora Version)

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While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.

Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of Clickhole, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.

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Retrieving bread from the infinite bread dimension.

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Drew Talbert’s YouTube series about employees at a restaurant is so unbelievably funny now that I work in a kitchen.

Admittedly we have way better hours and breaks (we even have an unofficial 30 minutes break in the morning that comes with free breakfast) and we get to eat as much food and take as many sodas and water as we want, but the dynamics are the same. Servers complaining about customers yet making friends (and flirting) with regulars, the kitchen staff who acts like a pirate crew and thinks the prices for the food they make is outrageous (our baker could not fathom how his buns and cakes could possibly be that expensive for the customers “What do you mean the buns cost 20 kroner? It doesn’t even cost 1 krone to make ONE!”) and the dishwasher being too busy for anyone’s shit.

Only thing missing from Drew’s series is the 60 years old head server being a former stripper who’s always ranking male customers on a hotness scale but that might just be my specific kitchen…

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just a handy little info chart on the spectrums of sexuality.

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My husband plays this game he calls “king of the cats” where he tries to hold all 3 of our boys at once… today he was successful

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rat cookys :)

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watched this for the first time when i was 14 i think? it saved me

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I love seeing people call whatever is going on between Astarion and Gale as "toxic old man yaoi."

Because if you told them about it, Gale would look sad and say, "Toxic is a bit of a strong word. Everyone in this group has their own issues and-"

Meanwhile, the 200+ year old vampire shaking with rage behind him would shriek, "OLD?!?!?!"

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imagine being 22 years old and all you like to do is draw comics about murdering people and Nickelodeon contacts you to write a childrens’ show 

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Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

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