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Newsflash, I'm back in my Creepypasta and Undertale/Underverse (AUS) Phase 😔

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Happy halloween, everyone :)

Pro halloween tip: do not be like tobias on halloween

Also drew Carmelo for the funsies

Original panel

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My after seeing those bots in EVERY DAMN TAG in this hellsite

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I’m in the works of stuff but need motivation 🤪 might post some of my incorrect quotes too

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The only acceptable trans Tim headcanon would be Tim introducing himself to the batfam as a boy from the get-go with such confidence that no one questions him. Then, his first solo case as Robin is investigating the disappearance of Jack and Janet Drake's "daughter," so he pretends to have a twin sister by forging a bunch of documents and photoshopping family pictures. He then fabricates evidence of her death, committing multiple crimes in the process, and holds a fake funeral at the end. Because if his previous name is dead to him, he's gonna kill it the Tim Drake way

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Tim, after consuming enough caffeine to kill three horses, crawling around the room rapidly: WHERE ARE THE FRESH CHILDREN FOR ME TO FEAST UPON?

Dick, holding up a cross, backing himself into a corner: What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK—

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Tim: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Damian: They do.

Dick: Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Donna: You guys don't do anything halfway, do you?

Wally: Nope.

Dick: We're two halves of a whole idiot.

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any headcanon or promp about the Batfamily reacting to photos of baby Damian, Bonus if there are photos of Jason holding Damian ?

Harper: Is that a potato?

Steph: It looks more like a misshapen bread loaf to me.

Cass: Potato bread. Can confirm, that's a thing. I eat food.

Duke: Guys, don't be mean. It's obviously a naked mole rat.

Barbara: No, it's too big for a mole rat. I think it's a shaved capybara.

Tim: Poor thing. It belongs in the wild, where it can roam free.

Bruce: All of you, stop that. It's Damian as a baby.

Dick: We know. We're talking about the thing holding him.

Jason: ...

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[in the car]

Damian: Aww.

Selina: What's wrong?

Damian: It's gone.

Selina: What is?

Damian: My tarantula.

Bruce: *tenses up*

Selina: Okay, was it in the jar when we left the house?

Damian: Well yeah, I was just feeding it.

Bruce, paralyzed with fear: Selina, find the spider.

Selina: Bruce, I'm trying.

Bruce: Selina.

Selina: Don't stress me, sweetie. Where were you feeding it?

Damian: On the seat.

Bruce: I have a phobia of spiders, you know this!

Selina: Bruce, just calm down.

Bruce: Oh God, oh man...

Selina: Look under your seat, look under your dad's seat.

Damian: I did, it's not there.

Selina: Sweetie, does it have a name? Can we call it?

Bruce: Oh God.

Damian: Fred.

Selina: Fred? Okay. Fred?! Come here, Fred!

Bruce: OH GOD, OH MAN!

[later at school]

Damian: ... Which is how I was able to bring him here to show everyone today.

Damian: *holds up empty jar*

Damian: Aww.

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Bruce sleeps with the light on so his kids think he's awake and won't be afraid to come to him in the middle of the night

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Jason: Due to the nature of my vocabulary, many of you have expressed concern that I might receive consequences enforced by a certain Bat.

Jason: *glares at Bruce*

Jason: However, I can assure you I am perfectly safe, because what’s he going to do? Ground me? He already let me die once, I just crawled right back again.

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Dick: Damian likes to win.

Dick: When he was eight, a little Girl Scout friend of his bragged she could sell the most cookies.

Dick: Damned if Damian didn’t walk the neighborhood 'til he got blisters on his feet and won by ten boxes.

Dick: Best part is, Damian wasn’t even a Girl Scout.

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Jason: Are you a newspaper?

Dick: No, why?

Jason: Because there’s a new issue with you every fucking day.