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mark, ethan, and jack
AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE, MARK IS NOT SHORT AND DOES NOT DESERVE ALL THOSE SHORT JOKES/INSULTS. THEY ALL CLEARLY BELONG TO ETHAN.
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thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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Old White Men can and will ruin anything
I was running the cashier and drinks at the restaurant i work at and this mid/older 50′s looking guy walks up and orders a tecate
since tecate is a mexican beer, I offered him a lime
if you aren’t familiar with mexican beers or being mexican in general, limes go in that shit, they go in everything, fight me on this
and he says to me in a laughing way
“No thanks, limes are for girls”
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“Hey, look. I got the hammer. And it only took me, like, what? 10 seconds. 11 tops.”
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Abandoned treehouse in Redmond, Washington. All three of Steve Rondel’s children grew up before he could ever finish it. [550x757] [OS]
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Tractor lost to the tide somewhere in Australia. Photo by Ferrell McCollough [OS] [698x1063].
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Abandoned Trump Plaza casino in Atlantic City [810x608]
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From @justMangoBrown: “Cats will love you too ! 😻 Don’t miss the silent purr meow at the end!” #catsofinstagram [source: https://ift.tt/2v3UyVB ]
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“A japense legend says that if you can’t sleep at night it’s because you’re awake in someone else’s dream.”
@menpale
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“Get in the godamned ship! Everythings on a cob! The whole planet’s on a cob!”
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