mythologicalmormon

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My family spent the morning with a missionary who served in my ward for months and that was genuinely such a nice Christmas morning activity

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Merry Christmas my favorite tumblr Mormons <3

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a very merry christmas to all the mormons in my phone

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My whole ward family is amazing but there’s two families in particular that I would lay down my life for. If anyone ever messes with them be prepared because they will suddenly find themselves at the pearly gates

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fuck/marry/kill father son holy spirit

That's one guy, you fucking shit

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Gonna start referring to death as an "if" rather than a "when" situation ("if I die", "if they die", etc) just to make the people around me a liiiiiittle more nervous about the Second Coming

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having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

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I'm writing an essay on the difference in how christianity and mormonism are treated under the western christian identity. It's very much addressing the lack of knowledge surrounding our religion but all i can imagine is someone reading it and going "lol the morms are getting mad". yeah i am getting mad. this your address? my liahona led me here. better that one man perish etc etc

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the opening question of the relief society lesson was "what do you do when you don't fit in?" and I was like this is my time to shine so I said "I actually feel like I might have the market cornered here because I'm literally gay," and then went on to be like "you belong because you WANT to belong, no matter what anyone else thinks, and that's the end of that" and "proceed fearlessly and be open to friendship and it will find you," I don't even remember my exact words I was just yapping with intention but yeah that was today at church

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Who was gonna tell me that Mormons are in a Study in Scarlet

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Some philosopher: But do you think that the first animals, the stagnant underwater organisms, had souls?

Me, a Mormon, gazing wistfully out into the distance: buddy, even that grain of sand has a soul

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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I've gotten past the point of being able to give a deep answer when people ask me why/how I stay in the church as a queer person. "Why do you stay?" because fuck the people who want me out, this is my home and I'm not leaving. "How do you stay?" by repeating the mental litany of "fuck you" to everything that tries to drive me out. "How do you reconcile your identity with your faith?" I reconcile it by fuck you. I choose the life I want to lead and nothing will prevent me from it.

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This baptism talk is Not going well (it’s on Saturday and I do not know what I’m gonna say)

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i love being the ward chorister because i get to make everyone sing hymn 214 I heard the bells in Christmas day (the BEST Christmas song)

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*staring in the bathroom mirror, teeth gritted* there are. tender mercies. God is. looking out for me. if I only. take the time to notice.

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The mint brownie… has a milk????

byu creamery mint brownie milk i love you

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the night sky after rain can be really magical actually. what do you mean it rained and all of a sudden the horizon is brighter?

like it somehow washed everything away- a new canvas with freshly painted constellations, planets, and the moon with vibrant hues. colors so pigmented it demands your attention, and you do so willingly without a second thought.