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ga-ming/gaming/嘉明:

mr. tea drinker. escorts cargo from yilong wharf (somewhere in chenyu vale) to liyue harbor. chenyu vale is known for tea leaf growing. where are tea leaves grown irl????? see below

SOUTHERNER??? southerner confirmed????

tea drinker and dim sum enjoyer.........

wushou -> 舞兽 -> literally translated as "beast dancing" -> it's just lion dance but with a knockoff lion ig

TIL! seems that he's based off the red/black lion known as guan gong / kwan kung / 关公!

irl, they look like this (which also explains where his black/red color scheme comes from)

this specific lion is one of 3, the other two are 2 other historical figures from romance of the 3 kingdoms (liu bei and zhang fei. this one comes from guan yu)

his constellation name is Leo Expergiscens which means awakening lion. it's 醒狮 in chinese, which is another name for lion dance used in canton/guangdong !!!

NO INCOME FROM LION DANCING T_T it's his side hustle.....

your honor he's perfect please release him alr

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presenting my fontaine adventure team & hcs:

scara, lyney, lynette, bennett

how did they come together? who knows. are they having a great time? absolutely

none of them can cook. fortunately lyney & lynette are quite well off from being so successful and pay for everything, a luxury that scaramouche (a wanderer) very much abuses, and bennett feels guilty for

“can’t afford any more bandages :/“ “oh don’t worry benny i’ve got it” VS “lyney i want that” “? it’s 2mil mora get a job”

lyney, lynette, scara fatui experiences bonding & bennett in the corner like what. you’re part of what. you’re WHAT

lynette very big sister energy to bennett,,, constantly fussing over him hurting himself and getting himself into trouble. has to cover for him more than once

sometimes bennett goes on and on to lynette and she does the “entering low power mode” thing and bennett is like oh!!! cool!!! like katheryne!! (fully convinced she’s a robot)

“so do you have like a charging port or something? do you need electricity?” “…yes. i get my power from water. could you fetch me a glass?” “of course!!” (she gets him to do anything)

lynette: bennett, my power is low. i think it’ll recharge if you do the laundry.

scara DUNKS on bennett constantly like tripping him faking him out stealing his food but the Second anyone even looks at him funny he has murderous intent. that’s MY fuck up to bully

obligatory lymouche agenda inclusion: lyney flusters scara at every. single. opportunity. giving him roses, stealing his little doll, calling him pretty, etc. etc.

scara always reacts with a scowl but he’s come to appreciate the gestures; he presses the roses and keeps them in journals. he flushes at the compliments which he’s never received. he yearns for the attention in lyney’s absence

scara and bennett in the stands at one of lyney & lynette’s magic shows: scara w his arms crossed looking unimpressed then bennett falling out of his seat waving

lynette & scara dynamic also very sibling. they play fight (slapping hands at each other cat fight esque) yet at the end of the day

scara does the lil braid in lyney and lynette’s hair for them

lyney has bad anxiety. often just needs to take a second to breathe. he’s constantly puppeteering a happy face because he’s afraid his real self is dull and uninteresting

lyney & lynette (but lyney especially) get anxious when separated, literally cannot go anywhere without knowing where the other is.

on sleeping together: bennett with his leg outside the sleeping bag, snoring loudly, leaning half on — scaramouche, grumbling though secretly enjoying — lyney, spooning him, their hands softly interlocked, foot nudging — lynette, peacefully and quietly tucked away in her sleeping bag, nudging lyney back, a subtle nod they’re both still there

runs cold: scara, lynette. runs warm: bennett, lyney

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Scaramouche, a junior year Biology student, attempts to finish his semester-long thesis paper about aviary evolution and behaviorism, juggling his intense writer’s block with personal hardships including the standoffish nature of his estranged mother and her reaction to his coming out.

He meets a boy with lilac eyes and warm hands, who propositions him for a mutual situationship. There’s only one debilitating, overarching rule, of which becomes increasingly difficult to adhere: No strings attached.

Things must break before they are fixed.

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Spectacle of Phantasmagoria 🃏

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a final shitpost dump before fontaine...

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Hello so here r my personal Lyney characterization thoughts:

-I think he’s definitely a “crafty” sort of character. He’s a bit deceitful I suppose. However I do think that he genuinely enjoys doing magic/performing!

-Performing is a “mask” for him. He’s liked genuinely fucked up (anyone associated with the Fatui is fucked up anyways) but he’s able to hide it

-Definitely a family guy c: he loves his siblings a lot

-surely resorted to..less than ideal methods for the sake of his siblings

-I think he’s done bad things but I do think he has a good heart. I don’t think he’s always silly goofy. Like there are moments where he’s very sincere

I LOVED THESE!!! i wasn’t expecting an ask abt him but i was so pleasantly surprised!!! thank u for these srsly and feel free to send more im so insane and this feeds my brainrot

i agree!! i imagine he’s very cunning and thinks everything 1000% through. he’s a master of manipulating situations to his benefit. everything is a game to him that he has to perform his best at and win

i also picture him having picked up magic tricks as a quick way to win money in the orphanage (which i wrote a bit abt in my fic). he does enjoy magic both for the aspect of swindling people to get what he wants but ALSO ! just genuinely making innocent people (esp younger kids, which remind him of his siblings/himself as the kid he never could be) happy

i also think he’s a little insane….. perhaps not in a violent way like childe (in relations to fatui) but in a way that he’s been so utterly tormented by having to choose between two evils in order to survive and protect his siblings and he’s bound to just. Break. go absolutely batshit screaming collapsing to his knees laughing

for sure a family guy!!! he loves his siblings so much. it’s not confirmed ofc but i think lynette is his biological twin (also a robot but) and they met freminet in the orphanage. this is said on the official House of the Hearth wiki:

… which just makes me believe that even more.

“less than ideal” is one way to put it . i’m so so excited to see his actions in the archon quest, where his loyalties lie, etc., how far he goes to protect his siblings, how far he can be pushed to sacrifice and perform flawlessly until his facade shatters

i love morally gray characters 💔 though he’s obviously done some questionable things he’s protecting his FAMILY, the only ones he has left. he’s sacrificing everything so his siblings can have it a bit easier. completely giving himself away so they can have a better sense of self. taking all the spotlight just so all the danger is directed at him. i love him so dearly 😭

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so i made an entire longpost explaining why my scaraney brainrot is real and tender and why i’m insane . but i decided these shitposts would convey my emotions better

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i have finally rebranded ... i am now mythicmalasada everywhere, including twt and ao3!! woo!!

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Upon being given his tactical mission by Arlecchino towards the appearance of the Traveler, Lyney thinks back to everything that has gotten him here.

um hello again tumblr . DFNSDF i havent been active here in so long but i am having so many thoughts. have u guys. have u seen him .

IM INSANE IM CRAZYYYZSDJF ive been bothering my non-genshin friends far too much about this so here i am once again. warning for genshin leaks feel free to unfollow if u dont want to see any!!

i am but a little lyney brainworm... here is a character study fic for a character who isnt even out yet (oops) the fontaine siblings have yanked me from my summertime sadness and now i am crazy rocking back and forth . help

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omg hi idk how tumblr works but i saw the tags from ur reblog and i wanted to say that I'm super happy you liked the tighnari drawing 😭😭💕 ur fic kept giving me crazy visuals going through my silly brain and i cant wait for the upcoming chapters!! <33

ITS LITERALLY BEAUTIFULLLL IM NEVER GOING TO SHUT UP ABOUT IT. you are so incredibly talented and i am blessed to have piqued your interest with the fic!! absolutely made my day and my night and my whole week and my year and my 2023 and

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drew a scene from an ongoing cynonari fic i’m reading and yea it’s insanely good i reread it twice now

fanfic link by @samopheliastone​

also a lil doodle of his backside (that i made up lol)

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hello fellow freaks. i’ve finally made the cynari masterdoc

feel free to link in response to any cynari antis

pls share so people can add things as well!!

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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRCJR6r5/

The tiktok i mentioned ^^ it was very positive!! I actually saw the first pic and thought omg I need to pause this and read this fic cuz it’s apparently good enough to create a fanbase 😭 I didn’t process that I already read it until I read the description and was like dammit I thought I was gonna get another fic LIKE fox and the hound but didn’t realize that the fic they recommended WAS fox and the hound

Cynari and kavehtham fics that are more than pure smut are so hard to find so ty for this food 🙏

THIS IS SO SWEET ? 😭😭 IM TEMPTED TO ACTUALLY DOWNLOAD TIKTOK... and thank you so much for reading & im glad you enjoyed!! my heart 😭<33

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The fox and the hound is literally so cute :D I saw a tiktok about it already by shotarosunflower!!

thank you so much!! :) also WHAT???? THERES TIKTOKS ABOUT ITJNDDFKN!!! I DONT EVEN HAVE TIKTOK PLEASE SEND ME THE LINK,,, i can't believe this im 😭 this literally made my night im so glad people are enjoying it this much :)) at least i hope thats what the tiktok was about KSDFN IT WAS POSITIVE RIGHT..

thank you for telling me!! :)<3

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When Tighnari arrives at the Akademiya, the first piece of wisdom he receives from his fellow scholars is: do not upset the General Mahamatra. Do not even speak his name.

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anyways if anybody want to read amazing mike monologue u should read this fic ! it’s done really well and includes all characters as el support and not only mike !!!

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— He wrenches the glass sliding door open, almost in a trance. Run, his brain screams, Go back inside, slam the door, go upstairs and hide. Get the fuck out of here! The dark woods shake and tremble in the fierce wind, strong rain pouring down endlessly as he steps outside. The deck under his bare feet is cold and wet. His skin runs icy. Then something in the air heightens, pulls taut, like someone had flipped around the world’s magnetism. His hair stands on his neck and arms; goosebumps race across his body. Cold wind bites his damp skin.

And through the blackness, a strike of lightning hits a far-off tree. It crackles and stretches through the sky silently, and in its glow, Steve can make out the figure of a boy standing a few feet in front of him, barefoot in the grass of his backyard.

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OR, in which Hawkins Lab lost Subject 012 several years ago with an inexplicable clip in spacetime in the midst of an experiment. When Eleven opens the portal in 1983, the Demogorgon isn't the only thing that comes out.