my name is stephanie. i have a tumblr so people on facebook don't figure out how obsessed with cats and harry potter i am. i like to bake.
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i read somewhere that if Barbie was a real person she would have to walk on all fours and THAT IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. IMAGINE BEING IN A DARK HALLWAY AND LOOKING OVER TO SEE BARBIE, CROUCHED AND NAKED, SCUTTLING TOWARDS YOU AT HIGH SPEED HOLY SHIT
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Ice Cube morphing into an ice cube
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Behind the scenes of Moonrise Kingdom: Edward Norton
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“If you want to make a movie, make it. Don’t wait for a grant, don’t wait for the perfect circumstances, just make it.”
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THE MAGIC BEGINS - A Harry Potter Challenge » 8. A scene you really wanted to be in the movies, but wasn’t.
“Of course, it doesn’t matter how he looks… It’s not r-really important… but he was a very handsome little b-boy… always very handsome… and he was g-going to be married!”
“And what do you mean by zat?” said Fleur suddenly and loudly. “What do you mean, ‘he was going to be married?’”
Mrs. Weasley raised her tear-stained face, looking startled. “Well — only that —”
“You theenk Bill will not wish to marry me anymore?” demanded Fleur. “You theenk, because of these bites, he will not love me?”
“No, that’s not what I —”
“Because ‘e will!” said Fleur, drawing herself up to her full height and throwing back her long mane of silver hair. “It would take more zan a werewolf to stop Bill loving me!”
“Well, yes, I’m sure,” said Mrs. Weasley, “but I thought perhaps — given how — how he —”
“You thought I would not weesh to marry him? Or per’aps, you hoped?” said Fleur, her nostrils flaring. “What do I care how he looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk! All these scars show is zat my husband is brave!”
— Half-Blood Prince, Chapter 29: “The Phoenix Lament”
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‘i like curvy girls’ = ‘i like girls with a flat tummy and massive arse and tits’
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I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas
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If J.K. Rowling said she was writing another HP book, I’d read it. I wouldn’t even care what it was about. It could be about Hedwig’s life delivering post with all the details about the bugs she ate and the owl dreams she had. Hell, I’d read a book written by J.K. Rowling from the perspective of Crookshanks, complete with paw prints and all. If it’s written by J.K. Rowling and HP-related, I’ll read it.
I want it all.
ALL OF IT.
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